Removed from the Royal family set at Madame Tussauds.

Darlo signed them from Madame Tussaud’s then.....?

He's not technically a royal anyway is he?

I don't know why people are giving so many fooks.

If my 'uncle' was a bit noncey and none of the rest of my family condemmed him then I think I would want to distance meself.

I think it's royally unfair that we haven't had paparazzi pictures of her tits yet like we did Kate's. What's the point in princesses otherwise?

I'm sure we can sort you a picture of Camilla's if you like?

I'd just like to express that this was a poorly judged joke and I don't think it's appropriate to look at any princesses in a state of undress. After all they are normal women who's privacy should be respected.

The Duchess of York's toe-sucking scandal in St Tropez ruined it for me.

Her sucking toes for nowt obviously undercut your usual offer of 50p a toe but you shouldn't be bitter.

If you take public money then you do public duties. End of story.

I wish they would all piss off to Canada, I'm sick of hearing a load of sycophantic idiots fawning over a bunch of entitled, outdated, irrelevant upper class dole scroungers. Come the revolution etc.

I recall sucking a birds toes back in the day, fooking loved it she did, have to be fresh out of the bath though, no toe cheese or crevice fluff

What breed was it? Turkey? Goose?

Makes a change from getting rimmed by a dog I suppose.

you take your turn behind me come execution day. i,ve had my name down as axeman for years now. oh sorry i forgot that tourism would stop for the country the day after they all departed plus all the other royal bollocks the monarchy lovers live off.

I'm definitely not a Royals fan, but what worries me most if we behead them is what takes their constitutional place.
The last thing in the world I want is a double whammy of party politics.

Grayson Perry would do a solid job.

Royals are an enigma to me. Supposedly the definition of British but are more German, Greek and now American.

Actually they’re a benign distraction. The problem with a presidential style of politics, is half the country hates you and the other half loves you.
The royals have no real power, the queen can’t order an air strike, although..... ah best not go there.
It really doesn’t bother me, like I said, it’s showbiz.

Literally could not give a fuck about the royals, Basically we have payed for there wedding costing Millions or whatever it cost and they fuck off to wherever they are going, Plus a wonder why they have announced it at the time they have probably to take the heat off Prince Andrew, Now theres a conspiracy theory for use!

fine but you do not need them shoved down your throat on every opportunity. do we need royal this or that or the queens this and that. so someone wants to pack their present job in and emigrate. so what as long as i do not pay a penny for their wishes.

Harry invites Andrew over, 'Dirty Harry 'and the FBI nab him near the border...it all makes sense now.

A subnormal family only liked by subnormal people.

The Duke and Duchess of Peckham.
Sussex Household Independent Traders.

I hear these middle n upper class people think they are a better person than the average working class person.
Yet they piss in the same pot as us but probably use the most expensive shit roll.

And school days there was no such thing as toilet roll.
We had to use little square sheets of tracing paper.
I know I talk a load O shite but all part of the Bunker criteria.

i love that.

I love the inventive spelling of subhuman

I noticed Prince Edward in ehe news recently. He somehow slipped under my radar for the last 50 years or so. When I saw his photo I thought oh the poor bastard he's caught the same ugly mush as all the others.