Username:  
Password:  
Register 
It is currently Fri Jul 11, 2025 2:41 pm

Board index » The Poolie Bunker » The Ripper & Monkeybutt Forum

All times are UTC [ DST ]




Post new topic Reply to topic  Page 1 of 1
  [ 13 posts ] 
  Print view Previous topic | Next topic 
Author Message
MutleyRules
 Post subject: They Say A Rolling Stone Gathers No Moss!!!!
PostPosted: Sat Aug 26, 2006 1:10 pm 
BOLLOX!!!!

The other day I saw Keith Richards in Castle Eden with Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall collecting Moss and Nettles for a soup!!!!

:razz:

They also raided a Chiff-Chaffs nest for the eggs!!!! BASTARDS!!!! :-X :-X

But it's ok....they were gollied!!!! :sweet: :grin:
Top
  
 
MutleyRules
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Sat Aug 26, 2006 1:12 pm 
And the Eggs weren't upto much either!!!! :roll: :laugh:
Top
  
 
poolpower
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Sat Aug 26, 2006 2:37 pm 
what is a chiff chaff ?
Top
  
 
poolpower
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Sat Aug 26, 2006 2:38 pm 
what is a chiff chaff ? they told me i could not make a post then up pops two
off to the chat
Top
  
 
Mr Irrelevant
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Sat Aug 26, 2006 4:42 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm
Posts: 22670
If too many cooks spoil the broth then how come many hands make light work ?
Top
 Profile  
 
Montpoolier
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Sat Aug 26, 2006 5:04 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:46 am
Posts: 16992
Location: The people's democratic illegal republic of Catalonia
Mr I wrote:
If too many cooks spoil the broth then how come many hands make light work ?

You're confusing physics with chemistry!
Top
 Profile  
 
Mr Irrelevant
 Post subject: Re: They Say A Rolling Stone Gathers No Moss!!!!
PostPosted: Wed Nov 13, 2019 9:52 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm
Posts: 22670
The Remix
Top
 Profile  
 
Monkeybutt
 Post subject: Re: They Say A Rolling Stone Gathers No Moss!!!!
PostPosted: Wed Nov 13, 2019 10:13 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Sun Jan 21, 2018 6:22 pm
Posts: 2428
How come the early bird gets the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese?

_________________
A Loquacious Location of Lipograms at The Phrontistery

Top
 Profile  
 
accrington fan
 Post subject: Re: They Say A Rolling Stone Gathers No Moss!!!!
PostPosted: Thu Nov 14, 2019 9:53 am 
Offline

Joined: Wed Jan 20, 2016 3:22 pm
Posts: 19787
rome wasn,t built in a day. pretty bloody obvious with the size of the place.
Top
 Profile  
 
thedno
 Post subject: Re: They Say A Rolling Stone Gathers No Moss!!!!
PostPosted: Thu Nov 14, 2019 6:36 pm 
Offline

Joined: Mon Nov 24, 2014 4:07 pm
Posts: 950
Location: Artlepool
Monkeybutt wrote:
How come the early bird gets the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese?


Speaking of Birds...a bird in hand is worth 2 in the bush.
Top
 Profile  
 
Monkeybutt
 Post subject: Re: They Say A Rolling Stone Gathers No Moss!!!!
PostPosted: Thu Nov 14, 2019 7:24 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Sun Jan 21, 2018 6:22 pm
Posts: 2428
I started having sex at 12, it`s 12.15 now and my arms aching like hell :doh:

_________________
A Loquacious Location of Lipograms at The Phrontistery

Top
 Profile  
 
Kenny Bottles
 Post subject: Re: They Say A Rolling Stone Gathers No Moss!!!!
PostPosted: Thu Nov 14, 2019 7:34 pm 
Offline

Joined: Sat Feb 10, 2018 5:00 pm
Posts: 944
Location: Yackerland
Loose lips sink ships.

Bollocks.

The only loose lips on the Titanic were Kate Winslet's piss-flaps...
Top
 Profile  
 
Snowy
 Post subject: Re: They Say A Rolling Stone Gathers No Moss!!!!
PostPosted: Thu Nov 14, 2019 8:54 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm
Posts: 37486
Monkeybutt wrote:
I started having sex at 12, it`s 12.15 now and my arms aching like hell :doh:

Well speed the DVD up.. :roll:

_________________
It’s what he does….. he’s a terrier.

Top
 Profile  
 
Display posts from previous:  Sort by  
Post new topic Reply to topic  Page 1 of 1
  [ 13 posts ] 

Board index » The Poolie Bunker » The Ripper & Monkeybutt Forum

All times are UTC [ DST ]

Gadgies online

Dodgepots browsing this forum: Bazil, charlesI, Daz2, Devo, dykey, garthwd, Gerry Mandrake, Infidel, itwontwork, Jamie1952, JohnnyMars, Jules, Mctee1908, millhouseseats, MutleyRules, Ozzy Saltburn, Pigeonace1, Poolie_merv, Robbie10, Splod, Stocksfield_Poolie, stupoolie, Warwick Hunt, WindyMilitant and 305 guests

You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot post attachments in this forum

Jump to:  







The Bunker. The only HUFC forum with correct spelling and grammar.