I was quite excited when he had an excellent first ten minutes. Admittedly he was absolutely dreadful after that but that bright start and his leather trousers put him above some of the other candidates.

I'm sure it was him that used to take really shit corners. I remember one which was so feeble I don't think it even reached head height before it tailed off, landing at the foot of the side netting.

Willie McPheat for being one of the clumsiest.

Turner brought Tennebo and Sperrevik from Norway with the believe that they were footballers.
That Italian defender in our last relegation season was pretty awful but Danny Hughes takes some beating.

Peter Carr.

Seem to remember he came to Pools following a spell playing for New England Teamen with Bob Newton.

Will never forget him taking - and missing - the worst penalty me and the entire Town End have probably ever seen...

Nathan Luscombe. I remember when I used to do the scoreboard and the players who didn't get on the bench would sit alongside us.

He was acting like a prick for the full 90 minutes. Even the other players were getting sick of him. About as funny as a debt letter. No surprise to see he didn't make it with a shite attitude

Paul beavers.
Mike fagan