He doesn’t even defrost it he just gnaws on it as he’s using it to ice his knee.

I enjoy good wholesome healthy takeaway/homemadeish cooked food diet. I nearly always/sometimes buy a bag of mixed salad and have a bit with me meals.

Had a Grande Garlic Chicken and shroom Pizza the other night. 10/10 Royal Chef reopened after 2 weeks hols. Had Crispy Garlic n Chili Chicken with Noodles. Dad had Chicken, chips, peas n gravy. 9.45/10

PJ get a mini bus up and I'm deffo first on for a trip to the Slaughterhouse. Monkeybutt can bring the Fun and Laughter Bars for snacks.

As an aside, I stand by Herons frozen Donner Meat. Don't knock it til you've tried it.

Aberdeen Angus Burger with cheese and sauces in a slightly toasted bun. Homemade by myself. 9.85/10

Had the classic last night.

Chicken Tikka Kebab from Venezia.

Still the best in town. 10/10

Had the classic last night.

Chicken Tikka Kebab from Venezia.

Still the best in town. 10/10

Had the classic last night.

Chicken Tikka Kebab from Venezia.

Still the best in town. 10/10

3 kebabs

I can barely manage 1


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They are just that good.

Worst thing about not living in Hartlepool is the lack of Venezia like.

What do people say when they see you stood next to donner meat?

Hi Donner, who's that good looking bloke your with.

Parmo from Sorentos last night. An enjoyable 8.675/10 Dad had chicken,chips n salad.
Tonight my new favourite. Singapore Chow Mein from Royal Chef. 9.876/10 Dad had chicken,chips, peas n gravy.
Wednesday Spoons Large Mixed Grill. Steak was spot on and I got a runny egg yolk. 9.276/10. Dad had a large allday brunch. Both his eggs had dippy yolks.

Brilliant normal service resumed!!!!!

Try the Lebanese restaurant called "Lebaneat" at North Bailey Durham just near Cathedral......superb.


Starter =

Batata Harra (v) £5.95

Roasted potatoes cooked with peppers, chillies, garlic and coriander

Main =

Kofta Meshwi £13.15

Chargrilled skewers of seasoned minced lamb with onion, mixed peppers and parsley, served with tahini sauce

Lunch deal both £11.99

Will be giving that a go. The Persian down linthorpe Road is lovely as well and the staff really look after you.

Where abouts in linthorpe rd Mr Crab?

Lebanese is open from 12 noon.

apart from steak, chicken, fish etc. with chips and a sunday roast type thing can anyone recommend something that does not have bloody garlic in it. about the only thing i cannot eat even in small amounts. makes me really ill.

Belting Indian in South Shields last night, had a Tiato goscht and it was immense, Tandoori nights on the curry mile 10/10.

Belting Indian in South Shields last night, had a Tiato goscht and it was immense, Tandoori nights on the curry mile 10/10.

Had a bacon sarnie at the cafe on the site of the old baths at Seaton.
Massive door step type white bread with loads of bacon and lashing of butter. It was a bit like the sandwiches the construction workers used to eat perched on the girders 300 foot up whilst building the Empire State Building. Tea only $1.50 a pot.

Can you order from VTE by phone for a delivery.(what is the number)
The reason i ask is that last night i went on what looks like their website and could not find a phone number and you were directed to "Just Eat". As i was pissed and couldnt be arsed to register i just ordered something from another takeaway.

Grande still the bestest in the Metropolis. Spoons now able to do runny yolks. The place on the estate has been taken over. The Fishn chips are good, Pizzas decent. I will report back after further investigation into Dulay I Fry.

At 4.15 pm on Thursday 11 July 2019 the large Greggs in Hartlepool town centre RAN OUT of Cornbeef pasties.
I choose instead a Chicken pastie which consisted of rubbery chunks of some white meat in a white sludge.......disgusting.

Still better than a frozen kebab from heron.

This is the Iceland version.......any good?

check the pet food isle.

Had two bags, one batch was fine, the second was rancid. Avoid.

The chippy on the estate is spot on. Fish bites, chips n mushy peas only £4. I had a wrap, donner, chicken, tikka and salad. Only £6.50. Spot on.

What did dad have?

Have you ever actually cooked before? Whacking the frozen shite in the oven doesn't count.

Mr Joe, unbeleivably I am Good cook when I can be bothered. However circumstances dictate etc.

I've just seen this on line. £11.50 plus delivery from Siciliano, Hartlepool. Is this a wind up?

No, battery.

Wrong thread, yet almost mildly amusing.

Went to the Copper Kettle Cafe in Park Rd opposite Park Hotel.
Very good food, ambience and service.
Had a cheese and tomato ciabatta.
They do takeaway just in case you think i am on the wrong thread.

If you ever head to the Lakes, stop at the services at junction 38, best sausage roll EVER, hot and juicy and the Scotch eggs are the dogs, 8 varieties, black pud one is immense.

Need to organise a Bunker Bus trip ASAP.

Concurring, we went there for breakfast the other week and it was excellent

Me and Dad went to the new place in the Metropolis called Hot Rooster. It's Portuguese Doncha know. 2 meals and 2 cans of pop £15. We will go back. 7/10

Dominos have put up the amount you need to spend before they deliver. I Had to spend £13.99 for a home alone deal. Only choice of drink in the deal was Lilt or Oasis. I haven't had Lilt for yonks.

Where is your dad?

Was in Bettys in Northallerton the other day and had Dry cured Gammon with honey and wholegrain mustard glaze on a bed of minted peas topped with a poached egg along with minted potatoes.£14.95.
Had it at lunchtime and didnt need anything else to eat until the evening when i had a few crackers with cheese.
So looking at it over the full day it was a bargain.

Had a feel of a Parisian restaurant.

Dad was in bed hence the Pizza night! Dad's not too well at the mo FTR. Don't worry he'll be fine.

Wen't back to Hot Rooster again on Friday. Father and I really enjoyed.

Went here last night https://habibi-yorkroad.co.uk/menu

Really recommend it, something a bit different for Hartlepool. Good portion size and very reasonably priced. Paid £3 for a Shwarma wrap and halloumi fries.

I went last week and an also confirm its very nice.

I went before joe so im also better than him.

Went to no4 cafe in Sedgefield very good indeed.
Had mushroom soup and brie and grape granary bun.
8.5/10

Had a mixed kebab with nan last night from VTE. Absolutely fabulous Eating remainder for lunch now. 10/10

What is VTE and how is your nan?