And the lies about your lawyer friend making posts?

Pj, I am surprised that you witnessed racism in the CK and would like to hear the full story including what you did about it. Don't admit to chinning him though cos I don't want you in trouble.
Oh, and if we in the CK have got racial abuse down to one incident in four years then I would consider that to be a bit of success as I'm sure you do, especially if the perpetrator still goes in there because if he hasn't done it since that can only be a good thing. Still a bit of room for improvement though.

Thanks for the info.

I mentioned it the other day I did the easiest thing, nothing apart from shook my head, a few shouted him down but nothing came of it. I would like to think now if anything happened people would act differently.

Has derwent dug to China yet ?


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Technically you're right.
I made the post but he concocted it.
Apologies to the house for any misunderstanding cos I agree, I didn't make that clear.
Hope it's clear now.
You should have pointed that out at the time.
I have a retired Bank Manager lives next door, a retired Chief Supt of police on the other side, the coroner lived over the road until he died and has been replaced by a retired engineering bigwig, various other professionals including doctors, a medical consultant, an ex director of AMEC. and so on.I am also a member of the local branch of PROBUS, with a membership of 80 plus. Probus is a club for retired Professionals and Businessmen.
I have tried to convert as many as I can into being passive "Poolies" and most love Jeff Stelling.
Some of them read the bunker and comment of course. i don't post many of their comments but adopt and adapt a few.
It is a good experience and they have some extremely interesting stories to tell, probably including a few embellishments but it is good fun.
We have a pond with ducks but it also has a claim to fame because the late Lord Scarbrough owns the estate we're part of and was a cousin of the Queen and during the war she regularly stayed here and used to feed the ducks. So be careful cos I'm well connected !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No, my friend I haven't.
You see it's easy answering questions......you wanna try it.

Keep it coming you're entertaining more than me.

It sounds like you have a Fantastic life around you, with many great minds to lean on at any hour of the day

So it begs the question

Why are you going bat shit meltdown style crazy on an Internet forum ?


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All my shit posts (that'll be most of them) were not 'concocted' by me; it was the men in the moon that made me do it.

Is this the bunker equivalent of "My twitter was hacked" When a footballer says something ridiculous?

Sorry to see that old chum, hope you get out soon !!!! no wait!!!

6 pager anyone?

At the very least.

Absolute bunker gold.

It was already utterley bizzare before it decending into listing neighbours professions.

Next door neighbour works in a chemist btw and I dont talk to to anyone opposite etc.

hth.

Ha......for somebody who can't answer a question, you sure are asking them all of a sudden.
Hey come on.......they have my mind to turn to as well you know. It's not all one way tha nahs.
You've hurt me now. You are nasty and I don't like you.

Do you get cheap prescriptions.....you lucky b........................so and so

Do you require some medication?

i have a drug dealer next door. on the other side there,s a lass on the game. opposite me there are albanians who clone cars for a living. what makes the estate bad is there is also a family of manchester united fans with a massive telly.

Dearie me..........the house is nearly full and me coffee jar is reducing rapidly. Good job me malt whisky is under lock and key. These buggers won't put up with half of shandy.

You poor thing.
I'm really sorry to hear of your woes Mr Accrington.
I feel awful now.....bringing it all back to you.
How will you ever forgive me.
I'll save you some coffee.
Do they have coffee in hell????
Oh dear what have I done (wrings hands)

And there Ladies and Gentlemen is what I have to educate.
i really don't get paid enough.

Albanian fella next door to me.. keeps making one hell of a racket.

I'm going to stop replying as it's clear you're in the midst of some kind of breakdown.

Turn off the laptop, have a cup of tea and if you still feel this way seek help.

The dumpster I live in is for paper and card recycling; nice and cosy. The neighbours though leave a lot to be desired; the rats in the food waste bin are a right pain the arse.

Careful about spending so much time in the gym, you may end up a dumbbell.

My Psychiatrist friend, who is not a neighbour but lives in my attic, set the current experiment.
He advised the post about the neighbours but I definitely wrote it ( for the peace of mind of mr yloop)
He said that I would get at least six who would join in and talk about their neighbours or environment.
I have just told him he was wrong and his reply was that obviously one or two are more intelligent than they appear as they realised the situation.
What does he mean by that.
Anyone got a head shrinker living nearby so we can get a second opinion????

Does he manufacture any other types of tennis equipment?

Monkeybutt may have a point. The gang have all gone for lunch now so I'll ask them later.

Nobody asked you what your neighbours do but you are increasing the number of responders so that is a significant contribution.
My headshrink companion says you should get out more.
if your problem persists see your GP but not in the pub, you must go to the surgery.

Sometimes one must appreciate when others are laughing at you, and not with you.

Got to go out for a bit folks but I will be available a little later on.
Be good and keep safe. X

Monkeybutt cannot see this as you are on his irritating twat blocked list, please send future posts by private message about tree hugging, underdog support groups and offended safe spaces from the harsh realities of the world projects!

It will be a plant based, protein shake, non plastic wrapped, whole earth tasteless mulch of stuff but the planet that needs saving etc.

And before the smart arsed replies, we never used plastic, or technology, or any of the other shite that is ruining the earth!

My neighbour is a football manager in Wales.

My neighbour is unemployed.

I don't think my head shrink companion has ever claimed to be a genius but he says your answer is a perfect example of what he is talking about. He actually said sheepism, whatever that means.
He is a bit weird though but aren't they all.

My favourite pudding is artic roll.

My friend posted this after consultation with me. But I typed it. Therefore its really my post not his.

its better than the edinburgh festival on here. this is really alternative.

New day, let's have no mentalism please.

So I’ve wasted my morning knocking on my neighbours doors asked them what they do?

It’s a shame because the bloke a few doors down is a TV presenter for the midweek football coverage on Bein Sports. He actually composed this post.

Is that different to arctic roll

Sounds like a lorry crash to me.

Which is obviously worse than a car crash.

A bit like this thread.

I will try and ask my neighbours opinions when I get a chance.

Can you get them to post for you?

I thought it was a man playing the part of a lorry on a football message board?

Neighbours are French and still a bit worked up about the monkey incident. The only one who speaks English won't post for me until Boris Johnson surrenders and the monkey's remains are repatriated to France for a full military funeral.

Thats an arctic rofl

The Athletics World championships is on BBC Two at the minute and the stadium is 5 minutes from our house, so at the minute Steve Cram is technically my neighbour. I might pop over later and see if he’ll type a post for me.

I love threads like these as you forget what they were even about