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Re: Non chuffin binary!

Postby born toulouse » Wed Sep 18, 2019 10:17 am

Genuinely sorry to hear about your brother Mr Butt. Didn't think you could possibly be serious about schizophrenia being catching. Most people wouldn't end with an emoticon in the circumstances either.
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Re: Non chuffin binary!

Postby Monkeybutt » Wed Sep 18, 2019 1:42 pm

I think we know I'm not like most people, I'm organising a straight pride rally in February, can I count on your attendance?
It will be in Buttzville New Jersey, hope to see you there!
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Re: Non chuffin binary!

Postby Monkeybutt » Thu Sep 19, 2019 3:35 pm

May I introduce to you Sapiosexual banghead
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Re: Non chuffin binary!

Postby The Fat Man » Thu Sep 19, 2019 4:10 pm

Monkeybutt wrote:May I introduce to you Sapiosexual banghead


That's the only reason I can still pull.
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Re: Non chuffin binary!

Postby Monkeybutt » Thu Sep 19, 2019 4:26 pm

So my Straight pride rally is still in the early stages, best get going quick me thinks with the new oddities appearing every day or there will be no fucker left to attend :hand:
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Re: Non chuffin binary!

Postby accrington fan » Fri Sep 20, 2019 9:40 am

Monkeybutt wrote:So my Straight pride rally is still in the early stages, best get going quick me thinks with the new oddities appearing every day or there will be no fucker left to attend :hand:

if you actually organised one there is one thing that you could bet your life on is that you,d get no cover on the national media and be called a racist homophobic and any other names they could think up. in some issues its better to be different but in others you have to follow the party line to fit in. we are in a funny old world.
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Re: Non chuffin binary!

Postby RemotePoolie » Fri Sep 20, 2019 9:50 am

Considering Buttzville, New Jersey is an unincorporated community (which basically means ghost town) I doubt you'll get a large crowd.
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Re: Non chuffin binary!

Postby Monkeybutt » Fri Sep 20, 2019 10:13 am

RemotePoolie wrote:Considering Buttzville, New Jersey is an unincorporated community (which basically means ghost town) I doubt you'll get a large crowd.


Trying to keep my spirits up, I wont let it spook me and managed to get Phil Spectre involved. :scared-ghostface:
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Re: Non chuffin binary!

Postby accrington fan » Fri Sep 20, 2019 10:22 am

phil wrote:
Straight people have never been oppressed, so there is no reason to encourage people to accept who we are or promote positivity in our community. If you feel victimised because no one is paying attention to you for one day a year, that's your problem.

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not bothered what colour anyone is. not bothered what sexuality they are. doubt anyone at a pride event has ever been oppressed as in the past but would probably been discriminated at some time of their lives. what does get me however is the amount of time the media gives to events like this and womens football as they are still of a minority interest to the majority.
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Re: Non chuffin binary!

Postby Monkeybutt » Fri Sep 20, 2019 1:35 pm

Phil Spectre has a brother who works at Walkers, his name is Crispin.
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Re: Non chuffin binary!

Postby Yubep » Fri Sep 20, 2019 2:11 pm

Sent from my CLT-L09 using Tapatalk[/quote]
not bothered what colour anyone is. not bothered what sexuality they are. doubt anyone at a pride event has ever been oppressed as in the past but would probably been discriminated at some time of their lives. what does get me however is the amount of time the media gives to events like this and womens football as they are still of a minority interest to the majority.[/quote]

Newspapers online survive mainly on clicks, so they put up outrageous stories to get the clicks and people read them and share them and get outraged over them (see mr butt as prime example)

If your a white heterosexual male you've probably experienced very little oppression in your life i imagine.
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Re: Non chuffin binary!

Postby charco » Fri Sep 20, 2019 5:19 pm


If your a white heterosexual male you've probably experienced very little oppression in your life i imagine.


Unless you're married ...
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Re: Non chuffin binary!

Postby Monkeybutt » Fri Sep 20, 2019 11:03 pm

Plant more trees, eat less meat and be nice to everyone, except PJ obvs :hand:
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Re: Non chuffin binary!

Postby accrington fan » Sat Sep 21, 2019 9:14 am

[quote="phil"]. Plus, men suffer in different ways. Higher rates of imprisonment and higher suicide rates being obvious examples.

and i,d guess longer jail sentances for the same crime. do not know the facts but if say three people are involved in a crime the woman gets a shorter sentence. old enough to remember the ruth ellis{the last woman to hang in britain} murder case. if i remember it right there were loads of protesters around wanting her not to hang. bet these would not have been around if she,d have been murdered.
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Re: Non chuffin binary!

Postby Compo » Wed Sep 25, 2019 12:00 am

charco wrote:
If your a white heterosexual male you've probably experienced very little oppression in your life i imagine.


I experienced second hand racism when going out with my ex who was Asian decent (Mam Chinese dad Japanese she was born in Malvern) went to my local in Abingdon without her and was at bar this guy I knew from there who played pool with us now and again saw her come in with her mates said “god they get everywhere don’t they” I said what you on about? He said “you know all them” pointing to my gf at the time. I then thought I see exactly how far he would go, replying sorry I don’t know what your on about just mates having a drink? He replied yeah but they probably come from the takeaway. At this moment my then gf got up and I said do you want a drink? They guy mouth hit the floor and I said no she comes from Malvern you racist twat.
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