It seems in the style of the Cole/Sheringham partnership they properly dislike each other.

I wonder what spurious rumours surround the initial fallout. I heard it was because Owen once turned up without shin pads.

I heard Unkle Ken invited Michael Owen to Pools and he drew a knob and balls on the picture of Alan Shearer while Ken wasn't looking. Ken told Alan who had one of Michael's horses killed and then put the head in his bed.

For the sake of fairness I should add that my sauce was an LSD abusing fantasist who spent years living as a tramp in Binns window.

It's actually the most interesting thing the pair have ever done off the pitch, yet it's still not interesting in the slightest. Pair of dullards who are very lucky they could kick a ball.

Not as bad as Souness and Carragher now they are shite.
Sky football coverage ruined by these two droning on.