I shout at the telly every time that gormless bloke appears with his long suffering boxer dog checking his fecking credit score, the dog obviously has the brains.

Makes my shit hang sideways that one, as does that flash talking dog wank

The Shirley Temple kid pretending to sing Proud Mary makes me cringe.

Along with every gambling advert ever made, especially the ones that gurgle on about 'ackers' and 'smarts.' Oh, and 'bet responsibly.' Yeah, right.

Where do we begin.
To many cockneys for my liking.


And the price of them posh funerals that can be paid for if u stop drinking coffee.
Just give me a cat funeral. Bury me in me back garden with WE Hate DARLO engraved on a jesus style wooden Cross.

Funeral adverts Mind there’s the one where the desperate widow next door keeps popping round to see the gormless widower stroking his parsnips. She’s gagging for him and he’s busy sweet talking to her about the cost of funerals.
Have you noticed all these people seem to be positively looking forward to death as it’ll be a good send off and no money worries. I’ve got some news for them, you’ll be dead and you’ll know feck all about it.

Then there’s that incontinent woman on the bike, happy to pee herself but confident no one will notice and reveals the feminine delights of what looks like terry towelling embalming with a flower on
If she gets serious with someone they’ll soon notice. Is nappy rash transmittable?

A pack of rabid dogs let loose amongst them fecking Meerkats would do it for me..

[quote="Snowy"
Have you noticed all these people seem to be positively looking forward to death as it’ll be a good send off and no money worries. I’ve got some news for them, you’ll be dead and you’ll know feck all about it.

too true snowy. these lot do not look that old either and its something i do not think about even in my early 70,s. can chuck we in the north sea for all i care after death but will haunt em if they pay off any of my debts.

I hate the betting ads that are then followed by anti-betting ads that get free airtime to show that taking loads of money for betting ads doesn't mean that Sky and BT are pro-gambling. I keep downloading the app, getting ready to lump everything I've got on there being a goal in the next five minutes and then they tell me I won't win so I have to stop.

Toothpaste adverts where they don't even have toothpaste on the brush and brush as if they are polishing a priceless porcelain cup and have a big smile on their face whilst doing it....who the fuck smiles when brushing their teeth!?!?
And then that divvy cow says....I didn't even know OralB done toothpaste!!!!

Nationwide adverts. All of them.

Commercials not adverts.

Feck off!

I'm going to report you to admin for this.

You'll be calling football s o c c e r next.

Me grandad was a good frugal Yorkshireman and wanted a nice cheap funeral. This involved a wickerwork bamboo coffin, which actually looked pretty good.

Good for the environment too, unless you're a panda.

I'd rather have a kid pretend to sing it than have Ms T. Turner actually sing it.

Harry Redknapp adverts. That annoying Corals guy. Do these gambling adverts work for people, they are all so annoying?

Then there’s the pay day loan adverts. Particularly annoying is where the family on the nice estate are leaving home to go to work, which from appearances have two cars and comfortable white collar jobs as the gormless son complains the boilers up the creek. In fact all the customers appear to have good jobs and comfortable middle class backgrounds. I suspect however this portrayal is better than showing the desperate ‘lifestyle’ of their real customer base.

You'd be surprised Snowy, a lot of people who live on 'posh' estates with seemingly comfortable lifestyles are drowning in debt.

The keeping up with thr Joneses bullshit is what powered the UK economy until the credit crunch.

nothing has changed as 50 years ago i helped my local milkman do his round and come friday it wasn,t the council estate people who did,t pay but those in the so called posh houses who gave the impression you were robbing them by asking for your money.

The point I was making was they use the image of those apparently successful to tempt people in. Oh there’s plenty of people living the ‘dream’ on debt for now, or beggars on horseback as me mam used call them , but the majority will be desperate.

The new one with that plastic faced twat Simon Cowell advertising Barclaycard, wonder how much they had to pay the botox faced git to tempt him into such a wonderful piece of televisual crap. Annoyed me so much that I put my boot through the screen and sent him the bill.

I honestly didn’t realise it was him at first. Looks like he’s had the top half of his face done, looks as taut as a drum.
Do you reckon he does it with the ratchet straps they use on trailers to ‘secure the load’?

Pundits and sports presenters advertising betting sites etc. e.g. Sir Jeff, Kammie and Harry f....ng Redknapp

Or should I say ANYTHING Redknapp advertises

All adverts irritate me. Maybe its an age thing.

I used to like the Cadburys Flake adverts. That was definitely an age thing.

I wouldn’t bother if I was Cadbury’s. For the first time in a couple of years I tasted some of their chocolate at Easter and it was awful. What’s happened.

My biggest complaint is our Dyson vac. Y’know, the ones you hang on the wall to charge up, cost the earth and Mr D advertises on the box. They always show them hoovering up spilt ricicles or something like that on a tiled floor.
Bollocks. Ours must be asthmatic, it requires constant cleaning and halfway through hoovering up tiny crumbs gives up the ghost or blows them back out.
Get the Henry out now, it’s easier.

I listen to LBC a lot in the car, especially when Nigel or Jacob are on. (lights touch paper and stands well back). The problem is that there are 5 minutes of adverts every 15 minutes and they are hugely repetitive.

I find Nigel and Jacob highly repetitive too.

This one?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mYr90nCFZE

Whatever happened to decent adverts like the Hamlet one in the photobooth with the comb over guy?

Was that you?

What happened to the old public information ad's? Joe and Petunia must have saved thousands of lives.And learn to swim"Meet Mike,he swims like a fish"

Rhodri Giggs ...

Pop it round my gaff and I`ll sort it like new.

The Wowcher ads with the ginger bint, also the proactive ones are crap