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 Post subject: Jon Parkin
PostPosted: Mon Apr 29, 2019 12:54 pm 
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Not bad at this level


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 Post subject: Re: Jon Parkin
PostPosted: Mon Apr 29, 2019 1:18 pm 
Front 3 of Parkin, James & Kabamba?

Surely not... How many has he scored for York this season?


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Funny on the sponge podcast like


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 Post subject: Re: Jon Parkin
PostPosted: Mon Apr 29, 2019 1:30 pm 
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Is he the big fat lad who always scores against us?

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 Post subject: Re: Jon Parkin
PostPosted: Mon Apr 29, 2019 1:35 pm 
Scored 3 times against us.


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 Post subject: Re: Jon Parkin
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yloop wrote:
Front 3 of Parkin, James & Kabamba?

Surely not... How many has he scored for York this season?


About three he’s barely been involved since the early part of the season, Sam Collins completely binned him off and slagged him off for drinking a pint in a airport at 7am.

By the way he was talking on a recent podcast he’s retiring. He’s good craic and has been a good player but he’s 38 in December. He might have been a decent addition earlier in the season or last year and I wouldn’t mind an option of this type off the bench or for certain games though. I have also said since our relegation if we want success at this level we need at least one fat fucker in the team.


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 Post subject: Re: Jon Parkin
PostPosted: Mon Apr 29, 2019 1:38 pm 
Could be news tomorrow, although obviously I knew two weeks ago.


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Me n my 14 fake accounts that appeared days after I retired knew 2 years ago


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 Post subject: Re: Jon Parkin
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Rather have Matt Rhead tbh.

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 Post subject: Re: Jon Parkin
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tREE_wiTH_hAMStER wrote:
Rather have Matt Rhead tbh.


I can’t get past how horrible he is but he’s a type of player who comes in handy at this level and a type of horrible bastard we don’t have. I’d have thought he’ll be available after only scoring once in the League this season I can’t see Lincoln taking him up to League One. Parkin is a better footballer.


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 Post subject: Re: Jon Parkin
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37 and 34?!

Clearly it's time.....


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 Post subject: Re: Jon Parkin
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Yubeps brother?


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Sam Collins completely binned him off and slagged him off for drinking a pint in a airport at 7am

Mind you he was working as a part time pilot at the time and the passengers weren’t too happy either.

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Yubeps brother?


Has a look of him


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 Post subject: Re: Jon Parkin
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He's certainly a big old unit but hasn't completed 90 minutes for York for God knows how long. Given that the Pools purse strings are likely to be further constricted, I would imagine he would be a luxury we can ill afford.


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 Post subject: Re: Jon Parkin
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You cannot be serious.
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Jon Parkin: 'My pre-match was fishcakes, burger and a full English - if I was 20 now, I wouldn't have a career'
The journeyman striker, 36, has played for 14 clubs, scoring more than 200 goals. His book, Feed The Beast, is a riotous account of his career to date.

But yes hes twice the player Luke James is :?


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 Post subject: Re: Jon Parkin
PostPosted: Mon Apr 29, 2019 6:53 pm 
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Don't see the problem, he's the same size as Akinfenwa and that lad doesn't get any criticism.


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Akinfenwa is pure muscle, Parkin is a tub of lard for fucks sake.


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frankie1966 wrote:
Akinfenwa is pure muscle, Parkin is a tub of lard for fucks sake.


Good point well made, we aren’t looking for muscle most of the best teams at this level have at least one genuine fatty. We possibly need a morbidly obese centre half as well if we properly want to be taken seriously. Maybe we could just get Myles Anderson to spend the summer with The Beast if he does sign to fill him out?


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Fatty has numerous meaning nowadays :roll: :uhoh: :oops:

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 Post subject: Re: Jon Parkin
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frankie1966 wrote:
Akinfenwa is pure muscle, Parkin is a tub of lard for fucks sake.

No muscle is that big.

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frankie1966 wrote:
Akinfenwa is pure muscle, Parkin is a tub of lard for fucks sake.

the former starts for his club but lardy boy is only a sub for the mighty york.


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