Williams

Harrisonsbarnet · **Joined:** Sun Dec 03, 2017 8:50 pm **Posts:** 69

First things first.... different gravy.

Higgys just come out though saying he doesn’t look likely that he’s playing this season... erm... the fucking hells the point of having him then?!!

Wage bills bent over the kitchen counter as it is, don’t need this ginger bollocks using his arse for bargaining power! Enough of them in the bastard club picking up a wage AND DOING THE GRAND TOTAL OF FUCK ALL FOR IT!!!

If he’s not back for start of next season, get him fucked off!

Anyways, good to be back on the bunker, had to get a new laptop, dropped me last one down the stairs and fucked it.

yloop · **Posted:** Sun Apr 14, 2019 6:24 pm

Harrisonsbarnet wrote:

dropped me last one down the stairs and fucked it.

Bit extreme that like.

Harrisonsbarnet · **Joined:** Sun Dec 03, 2017 8:50 pm **Posts:** 69

Bit extreme that like.[/quote]

Hahaha good one mate! Should of seen it bouncing down the stairs, the fucking screen came off the bastard hinges.

yloop · **Posted:** Sun Apr 14, 2019 6:30 pm

Harrisonsbarnet wrote:

Hahaha good one mate! Should of seen it bouncing down the stairs, the fucking screen came off the bastard hinges.

So you took the chance and gave it a good rattling while it was still in a confused state?

kevin pooles gloves · **Joined:** Tue Oct 07, 2014 2:28 pm **Posts:** 9547

Welcome back Barnet.
Just need Smithy n Horden back n the Bunker will be a better place of entertainment.

yloop · **Posted:** Sun Apr 14, 2019 7:21 pm

kevin pooles gloves wrote:

Welcome back Barnet.
Just need Smithy n Horden back n the Bunker will be a better place of entertainment.

Half right.

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

We cant just sack him cos he got injured and then his operation didnt work. Playing him now would be pointless imo, let's get him fit and a good pre season behind him. Think we all know if we can get him fit then he will be head and shoulders above this league.

But it's a big 'if'

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

Does anyone 100% know total fact no guessing or rumour his contract?

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ptbap · **Posted:** Mon Apr 15, 2019 8:49 am

FIVE things we don't know about Luke Williams contract

born toulouse · **Posted:** Mon Apr 15, 2019 9:15 am

Yubep wrote:

Does anyone 100% know total fact no guessing or rumour his contract?

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Not sure about the rest of his contract but there is certainly a clause saying that he gets extra chips with his tea if he plays a first team match. All the elderly, injured or ex-Boro players have this in there to make sure they try hard, it is known as the Nobby Solano Trumpet Clause. TOTAL FACT.

PJPoolie · **Joined:** Wed Mar 06, 2013 6:28 pm **Posts:** 15342

If Williams isn't fit by the start of next season I'd go further than just releasing him. I'd have him shot up against a wall by firing squad.

How dare he be ravaged by injuries, a real villain of this season. I wonder what crippled mate Higgy has lined up next for a four year big money contract. It will probably be Bernie Slaven or Stuart Boam. Absolute piss take. I'd scatter anyone with any association to Middlesbrough FC (including those who've played against them) and stop any fans attending who've even been to Boro for a night out. It's the only way we'll get out of this league, that and more Luke Williams threads.

Monkeybutt · **Joined:** Sun Jan 21, 2018 6:22 pm **Posts:** 2428

Parnaby coming back as new fitness coach!

paulus the woodgnome and a side salad · **Posted:** Mon Apr 15, 2019 11:33 am

PJPoolie wrote:

If Williams isn't fit by the start of next season I'd go further than just releasing him. I'd have him shot up against a wall by firing squad.

How dare he be ravaged by injuries, a real villain of this season. I wonder what crippled mate Higgy has lined up next for a four year big money contract. It will probably be Bernie Slaven or Stuart Boam. Absolute piss take. I'd scatter anyone with any association to Middlesbrough FC (including those who've played against them) and stop any fans attending who've even been to Boro for a night out. It's the only way we'll get out of this league, that and more Luke Williams threads.

.....should we not be pressing the Government to have the death penalty re-introduced for offences such as this?, I'm sure having one of our players hung, drawn and quartered would get them to fully focus on getting fit quicker?....I mean think of the children.

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37445

Harrisonsbarnet wrote:

Anyways, good to be back on the bunker, had to get a new laptop, dropped me last one down the stairs and fucked it.

Did it consent?

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37445

Harrisonsbarnet wrote:

Bit extreme that like.

, the fucking screen came off the bastard hinges.[/quote]
I’m a regular at Screw-fix and have never seen them ‘bastard’ hinges before. What finish do they come in?

Malcolm Dawes Knew My Father · **Joined:** Wed May 11, 2011 4:25 pm **Posts:** 4198

Snowy wrote:

I’m a regular at Screw-fix and have never seen them ‘bastard’ hinges before. What finish do they come in?

You mean your laptop hasn't got rivets? How does the cover stay on?

accrington fan · **Joined:** Wed Jan 20, 2016 3:22 pm **Posts:** 19738

Harrisonsbarnet wrote:

, had to get a new laptop, dropped me last one down the stairs and fucked it.

did it drop on williams.

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37445

Malcolm Dawes Knew My Father wrote:

You mean your laptop hasn't got rivets? How does the cover stay on?

It doesn’t :uhoh:

Bluestreak · **Posted:** Mon Apr 15, 2019 5:20 pm

When Screwfix first opened i thought it was a brothel..........

The Bishop · **Posted:** Fri Apr 26, 2019 9:47 pm

I'm not keen on chips. Can I have a crispy skinned jacket potato with extra butter if I play?

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

I know its the Echo but they reckon Williams contract is now up.

Was sure lots of people said Bates had given his best mate a 3 year deal etc etc

Pitlad · **Joined:** Wed Jun 19, 2013 11:43 pm **Posts:** 222

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER wrote:

I know its the Echo but they reckon Williams contract is now up.

Was sure lots of people said Bates had given his best mate a 3 year deal etc etc

It was Andrew Davies who come out and said he got a 3 year deal, then said he didn't like the National league as soon as Richard Money took over.

Luke Williams said that Pools had given him a very good deal, but as he had hardly played for the previous 3 seasons I cant see it being anymore than a 1 year deal (with a 1 year option).

Brian Honour's Left Foot · **Posted:** Thu May 02, 2019 3:58 pm

Wouldn't it be great if he said to the club (fans), "thanks for your support, I can be good, give me a pay as you play contract, and I'll deliver"................

I do not want to believe that every player is a mercenary; I know that some really are GOOD PEOPLE.....

ptbap · **Posted:** Thu May 02, 2019 4:24 pm

Read this from Southamptons Maya Yoshida earlier

Quote:

In the last window [last summer], there was interest in me from Saudi Arabia, but I don’t work for the money. I have a good contract with Southampton. If I had an offer from another Premier League club on the same level for an extra one million, I would choose to stay at Southampton and finish a beautiful career with good friends.

If I get an offer from another country, maybe I will decide to see a different part of the world, but no one knows in the future. I think I have a good relationship with the fans and people know I have improved. I have had good times and bad times, but I am still here.

Of course I accept he's probably on more money in a week than I'll earn in a couple of years, but still, makes a change from the Arnautovics of this world who are interested in the 'project' in China or wherever was offering him twice his wages.

pooliecrab · **Joined:** Tue Dec 16, 2014 9:31 pm **Posts:** 6028

People worried about job losses when the academy got binned off but if we're to release Williams surely the physiotherapy department will have to make some sacrifices?

Brian Honour's Left Foot · **Posted:** Fri May 03, 2019 4:38 pm

pooliecrab wrote:

People worried about job losses when the academy got binned off but if we're to release Williams surely the physiotherapy department will have to make some sacrifices?

But at least we could sell his personalised treatment table.

accrington fan · **Joined:** Wed Jan 20, 2016 3:22 pm **Posts:** 19738

[quote="Brian Honour's Left Foot"], "thanks for your support, I can be good, give me a pay as you play contract,
do you actually want the lad to starve.

UnreliableSalopian · **Posted:** Sat May 04, 2019 4:50 pm

accrington fan wrote:

"thanks for your support, I can be good, give me a pay as you play contract,

do you actually want the lad to starve.

From The Goon Show....

Spon:
It's Egyptology, and I've recommended Eccles as well.

Eccles:
Oh goody, goody, my man. What's the money like?

Spon:
It comes in various sizes. Pennies, threpenny bits, you know. They pay according to intelligence.

Eccles:
(indignant) We can't live on nothing!

Spon:
Live on nothing?

Eccles:
Yeah.

Spon:
Ahahahaha, rubbish!

Ned:
And so we lived on rubbish.

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