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RAY52 · **Joined:** Sat Aug 11, 2007 7:36 pm **Posts:** 932

Looks like she’s jacked or will in a couple of weeks

PJPoolie · **Joined:** Wed Mar 06, 2013 6:28 pm **Posts:** 15342

Worst. Government. Ever.

I saw a bloke being an interviewed today on Sky News, Micheal Fabricant who looked and sounded like a character from a Harry Enfield sketch. About 70 at a guess with a long blond syrup on, not seen anything like it. Absurd, like something you would wear for a laugh on a stag do after you had been drinking constantly for 72 hours.

Apparently the bloke is an actual Tory MP, people have actually said he’s the man the represent us.

Isn’t it wonderful that the last three years have been all about a power struggle from cretins who would obviously rather see our country and it’s people suffer and themselves rise up the ladder. We’ll vote for your deal that we have said is hoffric in your job becomes available. It’s a scandal it really is. Choosing between the likes of Johnson, Raab, Ree-Mogg and Gove is like choosing which limb you want to axe murderer to chop off you first. In opposition we an equally chaotic and divided Labour Party but even with Citizen Smith at the helm they have to be better than this vile, and disgraceful barely human bunch of chancers running the gaff now.

The way we do things politically in the UK and the type of people who end up in a position to represent us has to change, the current way is no longer fit for purpose.

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

I blame Luke Williams.

derwent · **Joined:** Wed Jun 24, 2009 7:59 pm **Posts:** 12359

Rochdale.

bresslaw · **Joined:** Sat Aug 19, 2006 10:45 am **Posts:** 2411

Fabricant has increased his majority as a local MP quite dramatically in every election. His constituents are obviously very happy with him

BillinghamPoolie · **Posted:** Wed Mar 27, 2019 10:44 pm

But you must agree he looks a complete tw*t!

bresslaw · **Joined:** Sat Aug 19, 2006 10:45 am **Posts:** 2411

Without seeing your good self I have no comment

BillinghamPoolie · **Posted:** Wed Mar 27, 2019 10:58 pm

You know I look like a tw*t though!

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Thu Mar 28, 2019 10:55 am

It's fake news. Nobody on earth is called Fabricant and it's obvious from the photos that the gadge is an actor from This is Spinal Tap.

Sussex UK · **Joined:** Wed Dec 28, 2016 10:34 pm **Posts:** 3544

Surely in this day and age there must be more realistic looking wigs ?

PJPoolie · **Joined:** Wed Mar 06, 2013 6:28 pm **Posts:** 15342

bresslaw wrote:

Fabricant has increased his majority as a local MP quite dramatically in every election. His constituents are obviously very happy with him

I made a similar comment about him on Twitter and a lady replied;

“Sadly he’s my MP. Waste of space. Called a constituent a tw*t then pretended he didn’t know it was an insult.”

I honestly think politics as we know it is done in the UK it’s a farce and no longer fit for a purpose. People just vote for what they always have and don’t see viable alternatives. After this the Tories should be finished forever, they won’t be people like him will get re-elected, cartoon like characters totally out of touch with the real World.

bresslaw · **Joined:** Sat Aug 19, 2006 10:45 am **Posts:** 2411

Yeah, you’re right ! As always

‘He has remained the Lichfield MP since, progressively increasing his majority to 4,426 in 2001, 7,080 in 2005, 17,683 in 2010, and 18,189 in 2015’

PJPoolie · **Joined:** Wed Mar 06, 2013 6:28 pm **Posts:** 15342

I didn’t dispute your facts I just added something one of his constituents said to me on social media.

born toulouse · **Posted:** Thu Mar 28, 2019 3:53 pm

I'm impressed that Bresslaw commented. He doesn't even bother to dispute allegations against the Masons anymore but he's right up for defending an out of control minor Tory who appears to spend his whole life in a state of slightly disheveled, half-pissed fancy dress.

bresslaw · **Joined:** Sat Aug 19, 2006 10:45 am **Posts:** 2411

I didn’t defend him, I pointed out his election record.

Still, don’t let that stop you having your usual dig. Clown

born toulouse · **Posted:** Thu Mar 28, 2019 4:16 pm

And said that the record you referred to showed that his constituents were happy with him. As he's an MP that's pretty obviously defending him but I'm so hurt about being called a clown that I'm not sure I dare continue to argue. You aren't going to be nasty again are you?

bresslaw · **Joined:** Sat Aug 19, 2006 10:45 am **Posts:** 2411

Prick

born toulouse · **Posted:** Thu Mar 28, 2019 4:23 pm

Impressive reply. Makes it look like you get a bit too worked up when people point out you're talking shite.

bresslaw · **Joined:** Sat Aug 19, 2006 10:45 am **Posts:** 2411

Or it’s just easier to say 1 word knowing that 1 word answer will provoke a longer response from the person that is now getting worked up !!

Cock !

born toulouse · **Posted:** Thu Mar 28, 2019 5:58 pm

Damn, you clearly outwitted me with your finely honed internet technique. That calling people prick and cock thing is way too clever for me.

bresslaw · **Joined:** Sat Aug 19, 2006 10:45 am **Posts:** 2411

born toulouse · **Posted:** Thu Mar 28, 2019 6:54 pm

yloop · **Posted:** Thu Mar 28, 2019 8:18 pm

Guessing Fabricant is a mason

PJPoolie · **Joined:** Wed Mar 06, 2013 6:28 pm **Posts:** 15342

He probably got the syrup from the same fancy dress shop as he got his Stonecutters gear.

yloop · **Posted:** Thu Mar 28, 2019 8:24 pm

WE DOOOOO

bresslaw · **Joined:** Sat Aug 19, 2006 10:45 am **Posts:** 2411

Dullards

poolieinnottingham · **Posted:** Thu Mar 28, 2019 10:59 pm

It might have beem a nightmare, but I'm pretty sure I saw a news article about Fabricunt organisimg a naked bike ride.

I don't want to Google it, please can someone else do it?

Malcolm Dawes Knew My Father · **Joined:** Wed May 11, 2011 4:25 pm **Posts:** 4198

Bow locks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUMUTn5GjOM

born toulouse · **Posted:** Fri Mar 29, 2019 10:20 am

Good to hear that he wiped the bike seat afterwards. Less good to hear that he is doing it again and has offered Bresslaw a croggy.

bresslaw · **Joined:** Sat Aug 19, 2006 10:45 am **Posts:** 2411

Fucktard

yloop · **Posted:** Fri Mar 29, 2019 1:16 pm

Hates it when you insult a fellow stonecutter does bresslaw!

bresslaw · **Joined:** Sat Aug 19, 2006 10:45 am **Posts:** 2411

Livid

born toulouse · **Posted:** Fri Mar 29, 2019 2:34 pm

More like flacid

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Fri Mar 29, 2019 5:53 pm

poolieinnottingham wrote:

I saw a news article about Fabricunt organisimg a naked bike ride.

Was that a deliberate mississipelling of orgasmic?

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