ordered one from ebay for £32 and bastards sent me a magnifying glass

[ ] Definitely warranted it’s own thread.

[ ] PJ hoping this was a sales and wants, shows his frustration.

[x] someone doesnt understand the use of [ ]

[ forgot to put an X in here ]

[ ] X Great Thread

Thread has potential

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Did you pay through paypal as you should be able to get your money back through their buyer protection.

Imagine reading that on your favorite shit ‘joke’ site and thinking I’m not putting that in the woeful thread I normally copy and paste this gold into, this hilarious jape is getting its own thread.

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To be fair it was one of his better stolen jokes but it was still utter shit. {x}

When you go out to the desert, do you blend in due to your beige demeanour?

I’m always ‘going out in the desert’ like, do it all the time. I might do it in a bit.

I have a fully developed sense of humour thanks, that developed beyond puerile when I hit my teens. Christmas crackers tut at you.

I think he was after a bite to keep the Bunker ticking over during a quiet period. It worked didn't it?

And to be fair, even ancient jokes pass for better crack then threads about neo-Nazis.

That is exactly what I was doing, a man with foresight

You give him far too much credit, the actual Nazis were better craic than these ‘jokes’.

Anyway I thought a lot of sense and a lot of good points were raised in the SYL thread before it ran its course and a few usual suspects showed their true colours again. It’s an important issue in our country right now why aren’t we allowed to talk about it? The people trying to provoke a reaction or with extreme views were just made to look a bit stupid in the end.

or foreskin

Surely an high resolution microscope?

Bloody hell Mr Butt................You've started copying and pasting your own copy and pastes!!

I'll join in :-

My mates wife left him last Thursday.

She said she was going out for a pint of milk and never came back!

I asked him how he was coping and he replied,

"I've been using that powdered stuff."

You know what often gets overlooked?

garden fences.