Conor Newton

Malcolm Dawes Knew My Father · **Joined:** Wed May 11, 2011 4:25 pm **Posts:** 4198

Where is he?

He's not featured in a match day squad since the end of December, isn't listed as injured but didn't even make the squad last night against Shildon.

Granted when he has played he's been poor to rubbish, but I assume Pools are still paying his wages?

PJPoolie · **Joined:** Wed Mar 06, 2013 6:28 pm **Posts:** 15342

I thought I read that he was injured??

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

Might be one of those that leave us stating they have retired and then sign for someone else.

Malcolm Dawes Knew My Father · **Joined:** Wed May 11, 2011 4:25 pm **Posts:** 4198

PJPoolie wrote:

I thought I read that he was injured??

His name doesn't appear in the list of injured players in the Team News update on the OS before every game.

PJPoolie · **Joined:** Wed Mar 06, 2013 6:28 pm **Posts:** 15342

Yeah I checked the last one and it didn’t I must have just imagined it.

Anyone for making up some spurious nonsense to why he’s missing?

I heard he was eating a kebab using his shin pads as a pitta bread on the team bus.

yloop · **Posted:** Wed Feb 27, 2019 10:55 am

Our players don't even have shin pads.

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

He is hatcam man.

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

I heard he’s in charge of the twitter account that mocks nick loughlin

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Malcolm Dawes Knew My Father · **Joined:** Wed May 11, 2011 4:25 pm **Posts:** 4198

He's in therapy trying to understand why Richard Money played him as a striker in the game at Gateshead.

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

I heard his favourite band is my chemical romance and he loves the black parade and hignett has forced him out Cos he’s more of a 30 seconds to Mars fan

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Monkeybutt · **Joined:** Sun Jan 21, 2018 6:22 pm **Posts:** 2428

It is because he is Ginger

yloop · **Posted:** Wed Feb 27, 2019 11:48 am

I heard it's because Monkeybutt does not get this thread

Pitlad · **Joined:** Wed Jun 19, 2013 11:43 pm **Posts:** 223

Wasn't there an unamed player who said he didnt want to play anymore for Pools because of our fans (but wouldnt tear his contract up)?

derwent · **Joined:** Wed Jun 24, 2009 7:59 pm **Posts:** 12368

He is a Freemason and is taking teddy bears round all the Hospitals. He was last seen in Cambridge.

PJPoolie · **Joined:** Wed Mar 06, 2013 6:28 pm **Posts:** 15342

I assumed that was McLaughlin.

The latest rumour I have about Newton is a bit close to bone (so to speak) so I’m going to use cryptic clues and jumble to order of words so I don’t end up in court;

Dog Madley he Hignetts on went Bobby.

Malcolm Dawes Knew My Father · **Joined:** Wed May 11, 2011 4:25 pm **Posts:** 4198

He nicked a bone off Hignett's dog? Surely Pools can tear up his contract for that?

Monkeybutt · **Joined:** Sun Jan 21, 2018 6:22 pm **Posts:** 2428

Malcolm Dawes Knew My Father wrote:

He nicked a bone off Hignett's dog? Surely Pools can tear up his contract for that?

Humerus

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

been added to the injury page on OS.

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

I’ll be disappointed if these don’t feature.

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born toulouse · **Posted:** Wed Feb 27, 2019 10:53 pm

If it wasn't Connor Newton then who did fuck Hignett's dog?

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