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horden
 Post subject: Striker signed on loan from Boro
PostPosted: Fri Nov 09, 2018 12:01 pm 
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https://www.hartlepoolunited.co.uk/news ... d-on-loan/

Industrious apparently , scores goals, albeit at U18/23 level. Cant be any worse than James.

Loving the new Boss teamwear.

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yloop
 Post subject: Re: Striker signed on loan from Boro
PostPosted: Fri Nov 09, 2018 12:12 pm 
If he drives a car over £34k in value we will be in meltdown.
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 Post subject: Re: Striker signed on loan from Boro
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If he drives a car over £34k in value we will be in meltdown.


Not sure if he can drive, sure I saw him in the boro last week kicking a bus shelter window out. :laugh:

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 09, 2018 12:22 pm 
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We need to know what car he drives!

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Hope he gets some red cards


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yloop
 Post subject: Re: Striker signed on loan from Boro
PostPosted: Fri Nov 09, 2018 12:27 pm 
Heard he drives a very prominent Nissan Juke.
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horden
 Post subject: Re: Striker signed on loan from Boro
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Hope he gets some red cards


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From the bench, that would be COOL !

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horden
 Post subject: Re: Striker signed on loan from Boro
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Heard he drives a very prominent Nissan Juke.


19 year old :roll: this confirms he will be shit.

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yloop wrote:
Heard he drives a very prominent Nissan Juke.

must be better at football then than choosing cars.
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yloop
 Post subject: Re: Striker signed on loan from Boro
PostPosted: Fri Nov 09, 2018 12:33 pm 
accrington fan wrote:
yloop wrote:
Heard he drives a very prominent Nissan Juke.

must be better at football then than choosing cars.


Imagine owning a Nissan Juke!
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Bluestreak
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yloop wrote:
Heard he drives a very prominent Nissan Juke.

must be better at football then than choosing cars.


Sounds like a sensible lad already as a Juke will save him on insurance compared to pimped up Audi. Hopefully he will put the savings away in a Direct ISA with NS&I "NETTING" a wopping 1.25%. :banana-linedance:

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could have owned a nissan leaf then forest green would have beaten us to the signing.
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Bramstein
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horden wrote:
https://www.hartlepoolunited.co.uk/news/2018/november/091118-middlesbrough-forward-tyrone-oneill-joins-hartlepool-united-on-loan/

Industrious apparently , scores goals, albeit at U18/23 level. Cant be any worse than James.

Loving the new Boss teamwear.


Why has no-one else signed him? :wink:
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Jesus wept I hope he doesn't get injured in training, probably best to keep him off the training pitch, just to be safe.

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yloop wrote:
accrington fan wrote:
yloop wrote:
Heard he drives a very prominent Nissan Juke.

must be better at football then than choosing cars.


Imagine owning a Nissan Juke!


:evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: to both of you rakxe
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 Post subject: Re: Striker signed on loan from Boro
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Hope he has better luck than our forwards adapting to Bates favoured 5 5 0 formation!
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I just pray he doesn't get injured tomorrow cos that would be a big conspiracy and mean we only sign3d him as he ex Boro and that we should sack Raj and then sack Hignett cos he got a driving ban and then sack Bates because he got on the wrong train.

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My immediate concern was that he's not Sergio Aguero. What a waste of a signing. Bates out etc.

Welcome to the club youngun!
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Good news - he has a great pair of lugs on him - should have a bat-like radar awareness of everything in the box.

Bad news - hairy arsed defenders at this level love flicking and tugging ears so he'll only be able to play if Bates scouts the opposition's buttocks first.
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yloop
 Post subject: Re: Striker signed on loan from Boro
PostPosted: Fri Nov 09, 2018 3:00 pm 
Dalton'sHaircut wrote:

:evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: to both of you rakxe


:laugh: To be fair mine isn't the most reliable, but it's got something about it!
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yloop wrote:
Dalton'sHaircut wrote:

:evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: to both of you rakxe


:laugh: To be fair mine isn't the most reliable, but it's got something about it!


Look funky but have a cabin the size of a shoe box......... Vauxhall Corsas are much better. :auto-car:

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 Post subject: Re: Striker signed on loan from Boro
PostPosted: Fri Nov 09, 2018 3:41 pm 
Bluestreak wrote:
yloop wrote:
Dalton'sHaircut wrote:

:evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: to both of you rakxe


:laugh: To be fair mine isn't the most reliable, but it's got something about it!


Look funky but have a cabin the size of a shoe box....... Vauxhall Corsas are much better. :auto-car:


Had one for a few months, hated it. Also hate corsas.
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yloop wrote:
Heard he drives a very prominent Nissan Juke.


6 light wanker
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Smokin Joe
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yloop wrote:
accrington fan wrote:
yloop wrote:
Heard he drives a very prominent Nissan Juke.

must be better at football then than choosing cars.


Imagine owning a Nissan Juke!


Ugliest car on the road bar none - lets hope that the kid's decisions on the field are better than those made in the used car market.
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Fucking hell he looks about 12 if James gets bullied about off the national league defenders what is going to happen to this lad, Probably Nick his car on the way out for the journey home.
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horden
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Bramstein wrote:
horden wrote:
https://www.hartlepoolunited.co.uk/news/2018/november/091118-middlesbrough-forward-tyrone-oneill-joins-hartlepool-united-on-loan/

Industrious apparently , scores goals, albeit at U18/23 level. Cant be any worse than James.

Loving the new Boss teamwear.


Why has no-one else signed him? :wink:


Cos his mam makes the best chips ever and he doesnt fancy living in a one bedroom flat in Swindon :roll:

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Jesus wept I hope he doesn't get injured in training, probably best to keep him off the training pitch, just to be safe.

he,ll be like the rest of them then not lasting 90 minutes.
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