Worst Restaurant ever

Bluestreak · **Posted:** Fri Sep 21, 2018 8:15 am

https://www.hartlepoolmail.co.uk/news/f ... -1-9359816

Heard some terrible reports about this place.
I tried to enter the place months after it opened only to be faced by a woman with her family who said "dont go in there its hell on earth"

horden · **Posted:** Fri Sep 21, 2018 8:27 am

The first of many closures I would of thought. Only kids keep these places going, that's probably why you never see them in pubs, they spend their money on scran , its the new beer.

Never been in the Hartlepool one, isn't this the second time that chain has left the town? but been in ones in the past with my kids when they were younger and they were okay.

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

Think a Nando’s would do well there

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Bluestreak · **Posted:** Fri Sep 21, 2018 8:57 am

Cant remember a F&B in Hartlepool before but agree Nandos might be ok but my money is on a drive through Greggs.

thetownendfaithful · **Posted:** Fri Sep 21, 2018 9:11 am

I've only been once and it was shite like and empty

yloop · **Posted:** Fri Sep 21, 2018 9:40 am

No one goes there for food, all of the food places are on the other side. Starbucks would do well there.

PJPoolie · **Joined:** Wed Mar 06, 2013 6:28 pm **Posts:** 15342

No Greggs in that square mile of the Town you are talking either a 5 minute walk into town or a three minute drive to the Powlett, I can see them being interested.

yloop · **Posted:** Fri Sep 21, 2018 10:17 am

PaulL wrote:

I always choose my restaurants by which side of a road they’re on.

Most people do... You'd have to really want to go to that place to piss around getting to that side, alternatively you can stay on the other side and have 10+ places to go.

born toulouse · **Posted:** Fri Sep 21, 2018 10:39 am

Complete waste of time getting to an inconvenient restaurant just because you prefer the food there. I only eat at places with excellent parking, entrances and exits with clear views, and no speed cameras within two miles.

PJPoolie · **Joined:** Wed Mar 06, 2013 6:28 pm **Posts:** 15342

If they opened the branch of the Ivy there I wouldn’t dare go if it was on that side of the road.

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

I’m not going to pools until it moves to the other side of the road

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Malcolm Dawes Knew My Father · **Joined:** Wed May 11, 2011 4:25 pm **Posts:** 4198

The Frankie and Bennies in Newcastle has been there for years. I used to take my lad when he was in his early teens. It was always over-priced and the food was indifferent at best, but the service was ok.

Good to see the demise of the 'American diner' experience - Nandos really is a phenomenon, without so much as a photo of Ronaldo to tell the young'uns why it might be cool to eat there. There's hope for mankind yet.

yloop · **Posted:** Fri Sep 21, 2018 12:40 pm

Nandos is fucking awful.

Monkeybutt · **Joined:** Sun Jan 21, 2018 6:22 pm **Posts:** 2428

That piece of skin between the nut sack and barking spider is called the Nandos, apparently urban speak, peri perieneum

Bluestreak · **Posted:** Fri Sep 21, 2018 1:53 pm

If its not a Greggs then my bet is on "Killer Graham" to open a drive through!!!

Bluestreak · **Posted:** Fri Sep 21, 2018 1:54 pm

Monkeybutt wrote:

That piece of skin between the nut sack and barking spider is called the Nandos, apparently urban speak, peri perieneum

Do you dine there?

born toulouse · **Posted:** Fri Sep 21, 2018 1:58 pm

No, but his dog does.

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37553

It pops on and out.

charco · **Joined:** Thu Jun 25, 2015 8:24 am **Posts:** 885

I've taken the kids there a few times. Food is overpriced and the service poor. I take them to McD now for the plastic toys. You can't have enough plastic toys cluttering the house IMHO...

RAY52 · **Joined:** Sat Aug 11, 2007 7:36 pm **Posts:** 932

How can places like Franky & Bennys, McDonald’s, KFC, Burger King etc. be classed as restaurants when they all sell shite unhealthy food. When can an eating place be classed as a restaurant?

accrington fan · **Joined:** Wed Jan 20, 2016 3:22 pm **Posts:** 19819

nowt wrong with places you mention as long as you do not go everyday. is the classification of a restaurant somewhere that serves poncy food at rediculous prices and you come out still hungry with gut rot in the morning.

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