Rant of the day(In association with PJ)

Monkeybutt · **Joined:** Sun Jan 21, 2018 6:22 pm **Posts:** 2428

Just copy and paste them bad boys in here

PJPoolie · **Joined:** Wed Mar 06, 2013 6:28 pm **Posts:** 15342

This is borderline obsession I am starting to get creeped out.

pooliecrab · **Joined:** Tue Dec 16, 2014 9:31 pm **Posts:** 6028

As funny as monkeybutt's other thread. Not the bread one as there's the occasional funny post in that one.

PJPoolie · **Joined:** Wed Mar 06, 2013 6:28 pm **Posts:** 15342

I’m being stalked by a self confessed deviant with past admissions to cb radio grooming, beastiality and petty theft. I have every right to be worried.

born toulouse · **Posted:** Fri Sep 21, 2018 2:40 pm

Well nobody normal is going to stalk you.

Monkeybutt · **Joined:** Sun Jan 21, 2018 6:22 pm **Posts:** 2428

PJPoolie wrote:

This is borderline obsession I am starting to get creeped out.

I am not stalking you, oh by the way you need milk

Smithy1 · **Joined:** Sun Sep 03, 2017 1:33 pm **Posts:** 570

You seen any executions this week PJ?

PJPoolie · **Joined:** Wed Mar 06, 2013 6:28 pm **Posts:** 15342

Smithy1 wrote:

You seen any executions this week PJ?

Are you terrified of Burkas and think Poland is empty?

Where do you think I live!!?

Smithy1 · **Joined:** Sun Sep 03, 2017 1:33 pm **Posts:** 570

PJPoolie wrote:

Smithy1 wrote:

You seen any executions this week PJ?

Are you terrified of Burkas and think Poland is empty?

Where do you think I live!!?

Hahaha you mentioned before you where in Doha in Qatar, Its sharia law over there man you can go to jail for been in the same car as a woman also if you drink in certain area's, They live in the stone age, Public stoning are common, Executions, Cutting off limbs, We don't want you coming back with one arm now do we PJ how would you clap to Tom Hark when we score?, You wouldn't get me over there for free sexual favours off Jennifer Anniston for life. Where did you pull the Poland bit from? Just to add im no means arguing here by the way, Just "Bants"

PJPoolie · **Joined:** Wed Mar 06, 2013 6:28 pm **Posts:** 15342

It’s a bit too hot at the minute to take the kids out to the killing square to be honest, and I also feel for the people have to lob those heavy stones into the pit in these temperatures. We just sit inside high rise buildings and watch gays getting lobbed off at this time of year for the air conditioning.

yloop · **Posted:** Fri Sep 21, 2018 8:37 pm

Bit like Spanish donkeys

Monkeybutt · **Joined:** Sun Jan 21, 2018 6:22 pm **Posts:** 2428

PJ`s new job isn`t the guillotine operator is it :violence-blades:

Smithy1 · **Joined:** Sun Sep 03, 2017 1:33 pm **Posts:** 570

PJPoolie wrote:

It’s a bit too hot at the minute to take the kids out to the killing square to be honest, and I also feel for the people have to lob those heavy stones into the pit in these temperatures. We just sit inside high rise buildings and watch gays getting lobbed off at this time of year for the air conditioning.

Hahahah, Be to hot over there for my liking, Do you actually live over there or just work commimtments?

Smithy1 · **Joined:** Sun Sep 03, 2017 1:33 pm **Posts:** 570

PJPoolie wrote:

It’s a bit too hot at the minute to take the kids out to the killing square to be honest, and I also feel for the people have to lob those heavy stones into the pit in these temperatures. We just sit inside high rise buildings and watch gays getting lobbed off at this time of year for the air conditioning.

Hahahah, Be to hot over there for my liking, Do you actually live over there or just work commimtments?

PJPoolie · **Joined:** Wed Mar 06, 2013 6:28 pm **Posts:** 15342

No we commute, it’s a pain in the arse the 4,000 miles on a Monday morning.

yloop · **Posted:** Fri Sep 21, 2018 8:41 pm

Smithy1 wrote:

PJPoolie wrote:

It’s a bit too hot at the minute to take the kids out to the killing square to be honest, and I also feel for the people have to lob those heavy stones into the pit in these temperatures. We just sit inside high rise buildings and watch gays getting lobbed off at this time of year for the air conditioning.

Hahahah, Be to hot over there for my liking, Do you actually live over there or just work commimtments?

Oh for fuck's sake, don't say work or Monkeybutt will be along...

Monkeybutt · **Joined:** Sun Jan 21, 2018 6:22 pm **Posts:** 2428

Smithy1 wrote:

PJPoolie wrote:

It’s a bit too hot at the minute to take the kids out to the killing square to be honest, and I also feel for the people have to lob those heavy stones into the pit in these temperatures. We just sit inside high rise buildings and watch gays getting lobbed off at this time of year for the air conditioning.

Hahahah, Be to hot over there for my liking, Do you actually live over there or just work commimtments?

He was extradited for being an angry mo fo, he is a raji head :character-oscar:

Monkeybutt · **Joined:** Sun Jan 21, 2018 6:22 pm **Posts:** 2428

phil wrote:

Monkeybutt wrote:

PJ`s new job isn`t the guillotine operator is it :violence-blades:

He's in Dubai, not 18th Century France.

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Qatar actually, he dresses up as an Arab Mary Poppins, singing Doha dear, a female dear.....

PJPoolie · **Joined:** Wed Mar 06, 2013 6:28 pm **Posts:** 15342

I am the Worlds most laid back least angry person.

You just can’t handle the truth and don’t and have never got the humor of this forum because it’s slightly above the crass whoopee cushion level you work at.

You are the worst poster in the history of the Bunker and I know for a fact loads agree with me as they have told me and quite often PM’d me. I’m sure you are not a bad bloke though it’s only a daft forum please don’t think any of this actually bothers me.

At the end of the day nobody wants to read me and you having a pop at or ignorant comments about somewhere you clearly have no idea about so why don’t you just give your obsession a rest?

Monkeybutt · **Joined:** Sun Jan 21, 2018 6:22 pm **Posts:** 2428

PJPoolie wrote:

I am the Worlds most laid back least angry person.

You just can’t handle the truth and don’t and have never got the humor of this forum because it’s slightly above the crass whoopee cushion level you work at.

You are the worst poster in the history of the Bunker and I know for a fact loads agree with me as they have told me and quite often PM’d me. I’m sure you are not a bad bloke though it’s only a daft forum please don’t think any of this actually bothers me.

At the end of the day nobody wants to read me and you having a pop at or ignorant comments about somewhere you clearly have no idea about so why don’t you just give your obsession a rest?

i have PJ PJ`s :romance-hearteyes:

PJPoolie · **Joined:** Wed Mar 06, 2013 6:28 pm **Posts:** 15342

Sorry?

I think you possibly just need to grow up a bit.

Smithy1 · **Joined:** Sun Sep 03, 2017 1:33 pm **Posts:** 570

PJPoolie wrote:

No we commute, it’s a pain in the arse the 4,000 miles on a Monday morning.

Wow cant be easy Monday to friday.

Smithy1 · **Joined:** Sun Sep 03, 2017 1:33 pm **Posts:** 570

PJPoolie wrote:

Sorry?

I think you possibly just need to grow up a bit.

Who me?

PJPoolie · **Joined:** Wed Mar 06, 2013 6:28 pm **Posts:** 15342

I’m out of this thread it’s like it’s been taking Spice.

Yes Smithy it was aimed at you I am a medium you see and sensed your post that’s why posted it before yours.

Monkeybutt · **Joined:** Sun Jan 21, 2018 6:22 pm **Posts:** 2428

PJPoolie wrote:

I’m out of this thread it’s like it’s been taking Spice.

You Cumin here ranting and then off you go bbolt

Smithy1 · **Joined:** Sun Sep 03, 2017 1:33 pm **Posts:** 570

PJPoolie wrote:

I’m out of this thread it’s like it’s been taking Spice.

Yes Smithy it was aimed at you I am a medium you see and sensed your post that’s why posted it before yours.

Oooooo someone's had a few beers.

PJPoolie · **Joined:** Wed Mar 06, 2013 6:28 pm **Posts:** 15342

Holy shit

yloop · **Posted:** Fri Sep 21, 2018 9:14 pm

Smithy1 wrote:

PJPoolie wrote:

I’m out of this thread it’s like it’s been taking Spice.

Yes Smithy it was aimed at you I am a medium you see and sensed your post that’s why posted it before yours.

Oooooo someone's had a few beers.

He can't mate, they'll cut his head off.

PJPoolie · **Joined:** Wed Mar 06, 2013 6:28 pm **Posts:** 15342

I think it’s just a public flogging for being pissed.

Seagull, Seagull, Seagull. · **Joined:** Tue Dec 02, 2014 11:44 pm **Posts:** 477

I’ve only been knocking around here for about five years but have there been any weirder threads than this?!

Smithy1 · **Joined:** Sun Sep 03, 2017 1:33 pm **Posts:** 570

yloop wrote:

Smithy1 wrote:

PJPoolie wrote:

I’m out of this thread it’s like it’s been taking Spice.

Yes Smithy it was aimed at you I am a medium you see and sensed your post that’s why posted it before yours.

Oooooo someone's had a few beers.

He can't mate, they'll cut his head off.

Hahahha true, Or his hand for holding the beer.

Monkeybutt · **Joined:** Sun Jan 21, 2018 6:22 pm **Posts:** 2428

Seagull, Seagull, Seagull. wrote:

I’ve only been knocking around here for about five years but have there been any weirder threads than this?!

Plenty, stay tuned, where Sheik ya fist is concerned!

yloop · **Posted:** Fri Sep 21, 2018 9:42 pm

Smithy1 wrote:

yloop wrote:

Smithy1 wrote:

He can't mate, they'll cut his head off.

Hahahha true, Or his hand for holding the beer.

Hahaha! Or his legs for standing up whilst having a beer!

Smithy1 · **Joined:** Sun Sep 03, 2017 1:33 pm **Posts:** 570

Hahahha true, Or his hand for holding the beer.[/quote][/quote]

Hahaha! Or his legs for standing up whilst having a beer![/quote]

Hahahaha

Also true!

born toulouse · **Posted:** Fri Sep 21, 2018 10:15 pm

I heard they chop off your cock for pissing after a beer but that was just what my mate who has never been there told me.

yloop · **Posted:** Fri Sep 21, 2018 10:16 pm

born toulouse wrote:

I heard they chop off your cock for pissing after a beer but that was just what my mate who has never been there told me.

Hahaha but mate he won't be able to hold his cock so it's ok cause his hand's been cut off!

born toulouse · **Posted:** Fri Sep 21, 2018 10:27 pm

Hahahahaha right mate but they only cut off one hand which is your arse wiping hand so you can still piss with your food hand no bother. Unless you commit a second offence and then you're stumped.

Smithy1 · **Joined:** Sun Sep 03, 2017 1:33 pm **Posts:** 570

born toulouse wrote:

Hahahahaha right mate but they only cut off one hand which is your arse wiping hand so you can still piss with your food hand no bother. Unless you commit a second offence and then you're stumped.

You will be fucked if you get caught holding your beer and holding your beer for a friend and end up with both hands chopped off, I mean how would you wipe your arse?

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37558

PJPoolie wrote:

No we commute, it’s a pain in the arse the 4,000 miles on a Monday morning.

Just to let you know, there's cones on the Sofia ring road, near the gas works for two weeks, forewarned etc

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

[ ] thread has potential

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Bluestreak · **Posted:** Sat Sep 22, 2018 10:25 am

Got a bad feeling Noble is going to get sent off today.

Monkeybutt · **Joined:** Sun Jan 21, 2018 6:22 pm **Posts:** 2428

Yubep wrote:

[x ] thread has potential

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pooliecrab · **Joined:** Tue Dec 16, 2014 9:31 pm **Posts:** 6028

I'm actually shocked this thread reached two pages. When you look at the threads in it it kind of makes you lose hope in life.

born toulouse · **Posted:** Sat Sep 22, 2018 3:08 pm

Is it a new, new low?

born toulouse · **Posted:** Sat Sep 22, 2018 3:08 pm

Is it a new, new low?

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37558

born toulouse wrote:

Is it a new, new low?

Apparently so low you can get the 'bends' when you come up from it.

Smithy1 · **Joined:** Sun Sep 03, 2017 1:33 pm **Posts:** 570

PJ's went awfully quiet not like him lol.

PJPoolie · **Joined:** Wed Mar 06, 2013 6:28 pm **Posts:** 15342

I have been busy trying to talk to Robert E Khan and Vint Serf (the two men who are credited with inventing the Internet) and reassure them that they don’t need to feel guilty and it isn’t all their fault after they were made aware of monkeybutts use of it.

ed-t-ball · **Posted:** Sat Sep 22, 2018 7:24 pm

It is all their fault and they should feel guilty.

PJPoolie · **Joined:** Wed Mar 06, 2013 6:28 pm **Posts:** 15342

They have had some hard times and feelings of guilt over the years especially about terroism and the noncing but Vint said be me when he read the part of the story when the dog licked the testicles it was the worst he’s felt since he realised his parents had called him Vint.

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