Signed home shirt for sale ( but its not in a frame ) anyone interested? It belongs to my neighbor but he said he was open to offers and looking for a lot.

A lot of what?



I'll start the bidding at £5

£5.01

He does not want a lot of cheeky bids

£6.10. Or swap for Pools v Rochdale season 73/74 programme.

Would he consider a swap of his shirt plus cash for a Tom Craddock one?

You must be crazy Mr Crab, those Craddock shirts are very scarce and have global appeal among serious collectors. They can only appreciate in value.

I've got some match worn, slightly soiled*, Nobby Solano shorts. Not framed. I'm happy to offer them and a vintage Big D Nuts display board with just the vital two bags left in place.

*Looks like Nobby may have followed through during a strenuous movement. I've kept it there for authenticity but it would wash out no trouble if your neighbour wants to display them in the front room.

Nobby, a strenuous movement playing for Pools???

Actually I've re-read your post and realised you're referring to a bowel movement.

You're right I should have been clearer. I think the stain might have been caused by the activation of an involuntary sphincter muscle - no way were any of Nobby's muscles moved voluntarily during his time at Pools playing the trumpet.

Probably worth not much more than the same 2nd hand one to be fair. I know he wants a load but you'll be looking at £20 max.

Just noticed my mistake...looking for a lot....it should be not looking for a lot Anyway he said I can keep it because he has no real interest in Pools. If anyone wants it now its free to a good home.

Turn it into a cushion, see other thread pain in backside for detail

If you want it come and get it for crying out loud

Babylon

David Gray wasn’t it?