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Harrisonsbarnet
 Post subject: Night Out
PostPosted: Fri Jul 13, 2018 3:43 pm 
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Anyone out in town tonight?

The misses has finally fucked off to her sisters so i'm off to Jackson's for some proper beer (inevitably ending the night completely hammered in Yate's followed closesly by a kebab and a wank).

Going in straight after work...
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pooliecrab
 Post subject: Re: Night Out
PostPosted: Fri Jul 13, 2018 4:19 pm 
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Is that an open invitation? A kebab and a wank never featured on the VTE thread so be sure to review it.
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Joe Mac
 Post subject: Re: Night Out
PostPosted: Fri Jul 13, 2018 4:50 pm 
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Not me, we had a bit of a night out last year at the trust race night.. Don't recall anyone finishing the night off with kebab and a wank though..

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poolieinnottingham
 Post subject: Re: Night Out
PostPosted: Fri Jul 13, 2018 4:57 pm 
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I know a lass who shared a house with 3 lads when she was a student.

One Sunday morning she came downstairs to find one of them fast asleep in the armchair from the night out. Babestation channel on the telly, trousers and duds round his ankles, in one hand he had a kebab, and in the other hand a tea towel.

I reckon this kind of thing is more common than people think.

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Lord_of_Stranton
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 13, 2018 5:00 pm 
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Can we have pres in Yubep's back garden? I hear he's installed full catering facilities in anticipation of the Accy friendly.

Might ask Matty Bates if he wants to come on Facebook live. Probably dangerous ground that all things considering mind.
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The Bishop
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 13, 2018 5:06 pm 
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I'm not having a night out with a stranger who promises getting me drunk and a wank and a Kebab later. Need to know what socks he wears first. FTR sounds like a Happy Socks wearer.

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Yubep
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 13, 2018 6:08 pm 
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Lord_of_Stranton wrote:
Can we have pres in Yubep's back garden? I hear he's installed full catering facilities in anticipation of the Accy friendly.

Might ask Matty Bates if he wants to come on Facebook live. Probably dangerous ground that all things considering mind.


I’m away at the moment but I’ll sort summit when I’m back


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Yubep
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Joe Mac wrote:
Not me, we had a bit of a night out last year at the trust race night.. Don't recall anyone finishing the night off with kebab and a wank though..


Great night that. More trust race nights needed!


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Monkeybutt
 Post subject: Re: Night Out
PostPosted: Fri Jul 13, 2018 6:21 pm 
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Yubep wrote:
Joe Mac wrote:
Not me, we had a bit of a night out last year at the trust race night.. Don't recall anyone finishing the night off with kebab and a wank though..


Great night that. More trust race nights needed!


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Stay tuned for news soon.

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yloop
 Post subject: Re: Night Out
PostPosted: Sat Jul 14, 2018 5:07 pm 
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Yubep wrote:
Joe Mac wrote:
Not me, we had a bit of a night out last year at the trust race night.. Don't recall anyone finishing the night off with kebab and a wank though..


Great night that. More trust race nights needed!


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Stay tuned for news soon.


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