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PostPosted: Tue Jun 05, 2018 1:55 pm 
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..... those little England flags fluttering from car windows, usually two fluttering away. It's generally a bloke in his fifties driving a knackered Vauxhall Cavalier, a tad overweight dressed like a tramp with tinted glasses, a stranger to hygiene products smoking a fag and proud as feck as he drives around.
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A retired couple who have them on their mobility Cashcow having previously only being able to afford shut n cut Cavaliers.

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You sound a bit jealous of their chariots Snowy. What on earth are you driving?


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and its a Corsa!!!!!

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I,ll have my flag out English and proud .anyway are we allowed to parade England flags in our country


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..... those little England flags fluttering from car windows, usually two fluttering away. It's generally a bloke in his fifties driving a knackered Vauxhall Cavalier, a tad overweight dressed like a tramp with tinted glasses, a stranger to hygiene products smoking a fag and proud as feck as he drives around.
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A retired couple who have them on their mobility Cashcow having previously only being able to afford shut n cut Cavaliers.


You are Emily Thornberry and I claim my £10.


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I,ll have my flag out English and proud .anyway are we allowed to parade England flags in our country


Why wouldn't you be allowed to parade England flags?

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If Snowy became Prime Minister he might ban them or insist on discreet waving rather than full on parading. Admittedly he doesn't say he would do either or that he has any political aspirations but when imaginary foes are attacking your rights you can't be too careful.


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You sound a bit jealous of their chariots Snowy. What on earth are you driving?

Choice of three, but one's the daughters and one that refuses to die.

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Snowy wrote:
..... those little England flags fluttering from car windows, usually two fluttering away. It's generally a bloke in his fifties driving a knackered Vauxhall Cavalier, a tad overweight dressed like a tramp with tinted glasses, a stranger to hygiene products smoking a fag and proud as feck as he drives around.
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Talbot doesn't care..and he'll be out and about tooting his horn if we win. :roll:


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..... those little England flags fluttering from car windows, usually two fluttering away. It's generally a bloke in his fifties driving a knackered Vauxhall Cavalier, a tad overweight dressed like a tramp with tinted glasses, a stranger to hygiene products smoking a fag and proud as feck as he drives around.
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A retired couple who have them on their mobility Cashcow having previously only being able to afford shut n cut Cavaliers.



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They look like Georgian flags whose creator couldn't be arsed to finish them.

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It's the flags with a sports company, newspaper or "England" written on them that boil my piss!

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I got cut up on the A19 yesterday by a white coloured Juke with Engerland flags out of the back windows!

So I'm totally with Snowy on this.


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..... those little England flags fluttering from car windows, usually two fluttering away. It's generally a bloke in his fifties driving a knackered Vauxhall Cavalier, a tad overweight dressed like a tramp with tinted glasses, a stranger to hygiene products smoking a fag and proud as feck as he drives around.
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Talbot doesn't care..and he'll be out and about tooting his horn if we win. :roll:



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I love the World Cup but wouldn't allow an England flag in the house or car - no affinity whatsoever with those losers or the miserable excuse for a once-proud nation that is England today - I just had the misfortune to be born here


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Misfortune give your head a shake. I am no England’s great or patriot but come one your comment smells of first world problems there. I have colleagues at work and an au the that literally grew up in a hut in the middle of asia.

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- I just had the misfortune to be born here

Maybe England feels the same way about you...?

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Also when was it a once proud nation?

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That would be when the fuzzy wuzzies didn't like it up 'em.


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How can anyone say England isn't a great nation when we regularly have the most newsworthy princes and princesses and such a handsome and charismatic future king, or when our top politicians lead the world in the fight against commonsense?

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There is plenty wrong with Britain, and in the grand scheme of things I'm sure there are countries that would have been better to have been born and raised in. But I'm glad I was born here and not in some of the much poorer, less developed parts of the world.

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hartlefool79 wrote:
I,ll have my flag out English and proud .anyway are we allowed to parade England flags in our country


I am trying to work out when people started peddling horseshit like this, you read it on an almost daily basis. Was it around the Brexit vote? It's sort of evolved from sharing absolute made up bollocks on Facebook posted by 'Britain First' to shouting about not being allowed to be English.

The notion that out aren't 'allowed' to be English or British anymore. Absolute nonsense, tourism is in the UK is built around that very thing. Nobody is offended by parading scruffy flags on top of your car or worse hung from your bedroom window but without wanting to speak for him I think Snowy thinks it's a bit chavy, different strokes for different folks no harm done.

We would surely all live far better lives if we all accepted that the World is a far smaller place these days and most countries are far more multi cultural societies. Surely it's not that hard to live side by side with anyone and show a bit of respect and understanding towards different cultures? It actually makes places better when you have a far broader spectrum of things available. Take most UK cities these day they have a far broader range of food places, shops and bars surely that makes things a bit nicer. Also I can get Fish and Chip, Bacon and get pissed in the Middle East! Life evolves and moves on. It works all ways but I'm a bit sick of this knuckle dragging labelling of people because of race or religion that gives platforms for ignorant buffoons to spout nonsense. That applies to all ways by the way before people start shouting again.

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On St Georges day in Nottingham the council put up a massive George Cross on the council house in the city centre. Apparently the biggest flag in the country. Gets on the local news every year, its impossible to not know about it.

Yet still I hear loads of ignorant shit-for-brains complaining that we aren't allowed England flags any more.

If we do revert back to feudalism then these arseholes will be the first to be scrabbling round in the pig shit looking for a groat.

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phil wrote:
There is plenty wrong with Britain, and in the grand scheme of things I'm sure there are countries that would have been better to have been born and raised in. But I'm glad I was born here and not in some of the much poorer, less developed parts of the world.

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Can I take the opportunity to point out that I have no objection to the England flag, team or World Cup whatsoever.
I just get irritated by people who appear on these occasions, usually know sod all about the game and drive around like Americans liberating a French town.

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Can I take the opportunity to point out that I have no objection to the England flag, team or World Cup whatsoever.
I just get irritated by people who appear on these occasions, usually know sod all about the game and drive around like Americans liberating a French town.

plus those who never go to a match all season or watch it on tele become football experts overnight and try to tell you about formations etc. probebly the same ones who get tennis rackets out when the all england tennis tournamant is on.


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