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 Post subject: Gerrard to Rangers!?!?
PostPosted: Fri May 04, 2018 5:35 pm 
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Has he gone mad?? Klopps assistant has just left for "personal reasons" who knows wether he will be back or not but if he doesn't return surely the Liverpool hierarchy should off considered Gerrard as his assistant?? Personally I would rather be at Liverpool than Rangers boss, I'd give him 6 month from the start off the new season he's took a hell off a job on there in my opionion.


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I hope his football management career lasts longer than his restaurant one did, 6 months in Southport and offski.

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Has he gone mad?? Klopps assistant has just left for "personal reasons" who knows wether he will be back or not but if he doesn't return surely the Liverpool hierarchy should off considered Gerrard as his assistant?? Personally I would rather be at Liverpool than Rangers boss, I'd give him 6 month from the start off the new season he's took a hell off a job on there in my opionion.


Fair play to him I say, he obviously wants to be a manager not an assistant so I wouldn’t call him mad for taking the Rangers job it’s probably a better (and when I say better I mean easier!) League to cut his cloth in than say League One or Two in England. Expectation levels probably aren’t the same as they would have been ten years ago at Ibrox I reckon they’d be happy with 2nd and a win or two against Celtic for now.

His perceived lack of charisma fits well into a rivalry that’s akin to two bald men arguing over a comb as well.


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Has he gone mad?? Klopps assistant has just left for "personal reasons" who knows wether he will be back or not but if he doesn't return surely the Liverpool hierarchy should off considered Gerrard as his assistant?? Personally I would rather be at Liverpool than Rangers boss, I'd give him 6 month from the start off the new season he's took a hell off a job on there in my opionion.


He's cutting his teeth, what use is he to klopp having only managed an u18 side.

So long as he has good people around him, he'll be a success at rangers. The club can can only improve surely.


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PJPoolie wrote:
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Has he gone mad?? Klopps assistant has just left for "personal reasons" who knows wether he will be back or not but if he doesn't return surely the Liverpool hierarchy should off considered Gerrard as his assistant?? Personally I would rather be at Liverpool than Rangers boss, I'd give him 6 month from the start off the new season he's took a hell off a job on there in my opionion.


Fair play to him I say, he obviously wants to be a manager not an assistant so I wouldn’t call him mad for taking the Rangers job it’s probably a better (and when I say better I mean easier!) League to cut his cloth in than say League One or Two in England. Expectation levels probably aren’t the same as they would have been ten years ago at Ibrox I reckon they’d be happy with 2nd and a win or two against Celtic for now.

His perceived lack of charisma fits well into a rivalry that’s akin to two bald men arguing over a comb as well.



Their fanbase, despite having been thumped 4-0 and 5-0 by Celtic in the space of two weeks, expect to win the title. He's faced with a questionable financial situation, as they have been recording a loss in each of the last few years since they started again in bottom tier. Plus a goldfish bowl mentality where the media will scrutinise every decision for weeks on end.

For a first job its one of the most potentially ruinous a manager could take.


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WHO actually from our part of the world gives a monkeys fuck.


This.


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Has he gone mad?? Klopps assistant has just left for "personal reasons" who knows wether he will be back or not but if he doesn't return surely the Liverpool hierarchy should off considered Gerrard as his assistant?? Personally I would rather be at Liverpool than Rangers boss, I'd give him 6 month from the start off the new season he's took a hell off a job on there in my opionion.


He's cutting his teeth, what use is he to klopp having only managed an u18 side.

So long as he has good people around him, he'll be a success at rangers. The club can can only improve surely.



Fair point, Didn't he bring his academy players down here against us? Correct me if I'm wrong like, But still on been klopps assistant he's Liverpool born and bread and if klopps current assistant has went walkabout then it makes perfect sense to become his assistant rather than jump straight into the deep end at rangers with a big job and his only Expierience Been coaching the academy players that's a big jump in my opionion, I think he would be a better manager if he were to be klopps assistant for a few years, I mean he's got Liverpool into the Champions league final surely he could learn a few things off klopp, I think hel end up manager there one day anyway.


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WHO actually from our part of the world gives a monkeys fuck.

Dead right, if it doesn't happen in Hartlepool it doesn't even exist. Is this a kind of micro-brexit? A Hartlexit?

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kevin pooles gloves wrote:
WHO actually from our part of the world gives a monkeys fuck.

Dead right, if it doesn't happen in Hartlepool it doesn't even exist. Is this a kind of micro-brexit? A Hartlexit?


Time was when the stock response on here to threads chuntering on about premiershit games, celebrity footballers and ex-footballers, even internationals was the same as Mr. Gloves' response to this thread.

Now I'm off to try to find a good discussion about National League teams on a Rangers or premiershit fansite. Shouldn't take long.


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kevin pooles gloves wrote:
WHO actually from our part of the world gives a monkeys fuck.

Dead right, if it doesn't happen in Hartlepool it doesn't even exist. Is this a kind of micro-brexit? A Hartlexit?

Will it make any difference to my life, er, no. Will it threaten my employment, my future prospects, my family, er no.
It's banal top level football celeb chatter.
To portray the town as some dim parochial backwater because in general we aren't remotely interested in the future employment prospects in the land of heather, shortbread tins and kilts of some ex pro is way off the mark.

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Top players don't necessarily make top managers.

nobby stiles, bobby charlton, bobby moore just off the top of my head. being a top player and a top manager are two different things. if gerrard had been some unknown u 18 manager at liverpool with success beind him he would not have had an interview. john barnes at celtic comes to mind.


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One is playing with players, the other managing them, two completely different roles.
Football is not some exclusive sect, where those who've played are the only ones fit to manage.

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Some really neat straw men there. Let's make a bonfire.

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They must be hoping his name attracts bigger name players. Thing is I doubt they have the money to bring in those names so loans from Liverpool are probably more likely.
Good players who become consistently successful managers are rare. Cruyff and Guardiola come to mind but more often than not they get a big job, win something then are found out similar to Zidane now or Klinnsman.


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 Post subject: Re: Gerrard to Rangers!?!?
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I don't like him


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Chances are he will be getting a few players from Liverpool probably on loan, When Mike Ashley was there or trying to buy them or whatever he was doing I'm sure they had around 5-6 players on loan from Newcastle a few seasons ago.


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Smithy1 wrote:
Chances are he will be getting a few players from Liverpool probably on loan, When Mike Ashley was there or trying to buy them or whatever he was doing I'm sure they had around 5-6 players on loan from Newcastle a few seasons ago.



In the second tier of Scottish football yes, and barring one who was OK the rest struggled massively.


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 Post subject: Re: Gerrard to Rangers!?!?
PostPosted: Sat May 05, 2018 10:49 pm 
Still don't like him

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Shite for England

Klopp had the right idea, fuck him off to the kids league, more chance of seeing the queens tits then of him getting the Liverpool job

Who are the English equivalent of the Rangers FC? Probably Crystal Palace or MK Dons


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Gerrard got the job because he's denied Rogers the title once before.


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Some really neat straw men there. Let's make a bonfire.


The Bonfire of the Inanities?


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They must be hoping his name attracts bigger name players. Thing is I doubt they have the money to bring in those names so loans from Liverpool are probably more likely.
Good players who become consistently successful managers are rare. Cruyff and Guardiola come to mind but more often than not they get a big job, win something then are found out similar to Zidane now or Klinnsman.


I'm no great fan of Zidane, but hasn't he just got to the final of the Champions League? How's that for being found out!


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He’s got to the final less convincingly than the two previous years when he won The Champions League, proper found out :laugh:


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I'm just a better judge of manager than yous. Getting to the final is an expectation for Real Madrid rather than an achievement. They have relied on individual brilliance more than team cohesion and that suggests to me the manager isn't up to it. They couldn't beat 10 man Barcelona last night and didn't really look any better for the extra man either. If they don't win the final does anyone think he'll be there next season after finishing 3rd in the league?


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It’s a club that naturally has a big turnover of managers I suggest it means he’s been found out he’s won 8 trophies in his first three seasons as managers including LA Liga and the Champions League twice and is in the final for a go at a record third. Generally three or four years is enough for anyone in that pressure cooker.


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I'm sure we'll see how good he is if he gets a job elsewhere. I'm not saying he's as out of his depth as Craig Harrison was but he's certainly no Pep.


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I'm just a better judge of manager than yous. Getting to the final is an expectation for Real Madrid rather than an achievement. They have relied on individual brilliance more than team cohesion and that suggests to me the manager isn't up to it. They couldn't beat 10 man Barcelona last night and didn't really look any better for the extra man either. If they don't win the final does anyone think he'll be there next season after finishing 3rd in the league?



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pooliecrab wrote:
I'm just a better judge of manager than yous. Getting to the final is an expectation for Real Madrid rather than an achievement. They have relied on individual brilliance more than team cohesion and that suggests to me the manager isn't up to it. They couldn't beat 10 man Barcelona last night and didn't really look any better for the extra man either. If they don't win the final does anyone think he'll be there next season after finishing 3rd in the league?



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I'm just a better judge of manager than yous. Getting to the final is an expectation for Real Madrid rather than an achievement. They have relied on individual brilliance more than team cohesion and that suggests to me the manager isn't up to it. They couldn't beat 10 man Barcelona last night and didn't really look any better for the extra man either. If they don't win the final does anyone think he'll be there next season after finishing 3rd in the league?



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The Fat Man wrote:
TalbotAvenger wrote:
pooliecrab wrote:
I'm just a better judge of manager than yous. Getting to the final is an expectation for Real Madrid rather than an achievement. They have relied on individual brilliance more than team cohesion and that suggests to me the manager isn't up to it. They couldn't beat 10 man Barcelona last night and didn't really look any better for the extra man either. If they don't win the final does anyone think he'll be there next season after finishing 3rd in the league?



Son of Horden


Has Horden been seen around these parts since we avoided relegation and sent Barrow down?


Barrow didn't go down. That's fake news


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But Borden said it’s us or Barrow. And he also said he’s usually proved right. So Barrow must have been relegated.

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The Fat Man wrote:
TalbotAvenger wrote:
pooliecrab wrote:
I'm just a better judge of manager than yous. Getting to the final is an expectation for Real Madrid rather than an achievement. They have relied on individual brilliance more than team cohesion and that suggests to me the manager isn't up to it. They couldn't beat 10 man Barcelona last night and didn't really look any better for the extra man either. If they don't win the final does anyone think he'll be there next season after finishing 3rd in the league?



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Has Horden been seen around these parts since we avoided relegation and sent Barrow down?



Not a dickie bird, however there is another poster and its not PoolieCrab, who posts in a very 'I know more than yous and I am right, always right' style

I'm sure a indifferent start to next season will see him back to his usual ebullient self


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But Borden said it’s us or Barrow. And he also said he’s usually proved right. So Barrow must have been relegated.



I think he meant Barrow would go down ten years hence

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You’ve just described most of us (me included) on here.

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