..anyone?

The organizers of London’s Boring Conference, now in its sixth year, have taken this advice to heart. The event describes itself as a “one-day celebration of the mundane, the ordinary, the obvious and the overlooked.” The conference, held this year on May 7, features 20 speakers talking for 10 minutes each. Confirmed talks this year include toilet roll quality control codes, East German traffic lights, and bricks. Tickets, alas, have sold out.

Maybe we should host conferences like this at the Vic if they sell out consistently?. I'll talk for 10 mins on the subject of 'charity bags and their alternative uses' or 'bizarre things found in a 1970 Triumph Toledo glove box'.

We could get Dave Jones back as a guest speaker on how to manage an extensive collection of black jumpers while making a shit football team unbearable.

Five reasons Showaddywaddy are almost as good as a two day zebra ride in the Grand Duchy of Luxembourg: debate.