Hessle - Hull?

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

Got to go work in Hessle for a bit, anyone know if its alright or not? Will need digs and decent place to eat etc.

thetownendfaithful · **Posted:** Mon Feb 19, 2018 2:58 pm

Sounds like a bit of a hessle

yloop · **Posted:** Mon Feb 19, 2018 2:59 pm

Ropey as fuck from what I remember. It's where Boothferry Park was.

Malcolm Dawes Knew My Father · **Joined:** Wed May 11, 2011 4:25 pm **Posts:** 4198

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER wrote:

Got to go work in Hessle for a bit, anyone know if its alright or not? Will need digs and decent place to eat etc.

Just get yourself into Hull city centre whenever you've got some free time. It's had a massive face lift in connection with UK City of Culture and the Old Town and Fruit Market are stuffed with good boozers and places to eat.

shilts · **Joined:** Tue Sep 03, 2013 9:32 pm **Posts:** 1573

I live 20 minutes away from Hull but I have only been to Hessle to watch the lad play football.

Hull is just a bit of a shit hole full stop so doesn't really matter where you are.

One place you MUST try though is Dope Burger. Heaviest burger you will ever pick up and take a bib because you'll be wearing most of it. Honestly though, they are quality.

born toulouse · **Posted:** Mon Feb 19, 2018 3:21 pm

Boothferry Park was on Hessle Road but Hessle is a bit further out - near the Humber Bridge. No idea what its like nowadays but it used to be an alright little place.

Wommers · **Posted:** Mon Feb 19, 2018 4:09 pm

get digs in the holiday inn or travelodge on Ferensway, you are then only 15 mins from Hessle along Anlaby Road and are close to decent boozers and restaurants etc and a big tesco to get food in. Don't get digs in Hessle, it's full of rarfs and is horrible.

Wommers · **Posted:** Mon Feb 19, 2018 4:19 pm

born toulouse wrote:

Boothferry Park was on Hessle Road but Hessle is a bit further out - near the Humber Bridge. No idea what its like nowadays but it used to be an alright little place.

if it's the "Hull end" of hessle it's a bit 'orrible, looks a bit like Wembley, just a high street of pound shops and booze busters, but the other end of Hessle towards the Humber Bridge/North Ferriby is quite nice. Like a lot of the places on the outskirts of Hull they are being swallowed up by urban sprawl.

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

Wommers wrote:

get digs in the holiday inn or travelodge on Ferensway, you are then only 15 mins from Hessle along Anlaby Road and are close to decent boozers and restaurants etc and a big tesco to get food in. Don't get digs in Hessle, it's full of rarfs and is horrible.

Am thinking of the Village Hotel - gym, swimming pools, jacuzzis etc plus a restaurant and a bar.

Looks close to the Tesco you mention too.

Malcolm Dawes Knew My Father · **Joined:** Wed May 11, 2011 4:25 pm **Posts:** 4198

shilts wrote:

I live 20 minutes away from Hull but I have only been to Hessle to watch the lad play football.

Hull is just a bit of a shit hole full stop so doesn't really matter where you are.

Each to his own I suppose. Your opinion of the likes of Hartlepool, Middlesbrough and Sunderland doesn't bear thinking about if you rate Hull as a shit hole!

Wommers · **Posted:** Mon Feb 19, 2018 4:21 pm

Malcolm Dawes Knew My Father wrote:

shilts wrote:

I live 20 minutes away from Hull but I have only been to Hessle to watch the lad play football.

Hull is just a bit of a shit hole full stop so doesn't really matter where you are.

Each to his own I suppose. Your opinion of the likes of Hartlepool, Middlesbrough and Sunderland doesn't bear thinking about if you rate Hull as a shit hole!

i was gonna say the same, the city centre is pretty decent!

Wommers · **Posted:** Mon Feb 19, 2018 4:22 pm

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER wrote:

Wommers wrote:

get digs in the holiday inn or travelodge on Ferensway, you are then only 15 mins from Hessle along Anlaby Road and are close to decent boozers and restaurants etc and a big tesco to get food in. Don't get digs in Hessle, it's full of rarfs and is horrible.

Am thinking of the Village Hotel - gym, swimming pools, jacuzzis etc plus a restaurant and a bar.

Looks close to the Tesco you mention too.

yeah it's ok there, if it's the place I'm thinking about though (near Arco?) you're out on a bit of a limb though if you get bored, there's nothing much around there.

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

Wommers wrote:

born toulouse wrote:

Boothferry Park was on Hessle Road but Hessle is a bit further out - near the Humber Bridge. No idea what its like nowadays but it used to be an alright little place.

if it's the "Hull end" of hessle it's a bit 'orrible, looks a bit like Wembley, just a high street of pound shops and booze busters, but the other end of Hessle towards the Humber Bridge/North Ferriby is quite nice. Like a lot of the places on the outskirts of Hull they are being swallowed up by urban sprawl.

Saxon Way I need to be.

Wommers · **Posted:** Mon Feb 19, 2018 4:27 pm

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER wrote:

Wommers wrote:

born toulouse wrote:

Boothferry Park was on Hessle Road but Hessle is a bit further out - near the Humber Bridge. No idea what its like nowadays but it used to be an alright little place.

if it's the "Hull end" of hessle it's a bit 'orrible, looks a bit like Wembley, just a high street of pound shops and booze busters, but the other end of Hessle towards the Humber Bridge/North Ferriby is quite nice. Like a lot of the places on the outskirts of Hull they are being swallowed up by urban sprawl.

Saxon Way I need to be.

Right well the village hotel is probably best for you then. It's just a hotel off an A road though so as long as you don't expect there to be loads of boozers nearby then it'll be ok.

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

Wommers wrote:

Right well the village hotel is probably best for you then. It's just a hotel off an A road though so as long as you don't expect there to be loads of boozers nearby then it'll be ok.

Swimming pool and gym and a few quiet sodas will do me.

Is that the shitty end of Hessle then?

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Wommers · **Posted:** Mon Feb 19, 2018 4:48 pm

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER wrote:

Wommers wrote:

Right well the village hotel is probably best for you then. It's just a hotel off an A road though so as long as you don't expect there to be loads of boozers nearby then it'll be ok.

Swimming pool and gym and a few quiet sodas will do me.

Is that the shitty end of Hessle then?

the main drag, hessle road, is up from where you are which has the plethora of pound shops/booze busters etc I mentioned and a couple of very dodgy pubs. If you fancy a drink you are better off going into Hull city centre. There is however a big ASDA on the roundabout up from you (where you can practice self service?)

Monkeybutt · **Joined:** Sun Jan 21, 2018 6:22 pm **Posts:** 2428

Does cabbage need looking after?

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

Monkeybutt wrote:

Does cabbage need looking after?

Na the kids will look after her.

Bluestreak · **Posted:** Mon Feb 19, 2018 5:30 pm

Try the Tiger at Cottingham where written on the bog wall was the best bit of graffiti i have ever seen.

" life is like a shit sandwich, the more bread you have the less shit you eat"

TalbotAvenger · **Posted:** Mon Feb 19, 2018 5:48 pm

Malcolm Dawes Knew My Father wrote:

shilts wrote:

I live 20 minutes away from Hull but I have only been to Hessle to watch the lad play football.

Hull is just a bit of a shit hole full stop so doesn't really matter where you are.

Each to his own I suppose. Your opinion of the likes of Hartlepool, Middlesbrough and Sunderland doesn't bear thinking about if you rate Hull as a shit hole!

It's a given that the boro is a complete hole though, isn't it?

horden · **Posted:** Mon Feb 19, 2018 7:25 pm

Better than Newton Aycliffe, not as bad as Immingham. As has been said , go into Hull, though even Northern cities are quiet during the week these days , student nights apart.

ElvisC · **Joined:** Mon Aug 15, 2011 9:55 am **Posts:** 4504

Just base yourself in Beverley. Drive into Hull only when absolutely necessary.

shilts · **Joined:** Tue Sep 03, 2013 9:32 pm **Posts:** 1573

Malcolm Dawes Knew My Father wrote:

shilts wrote:

I live 20 minutes away from Hull but I have only been to Hessle to watch the lad play football.

Hull is just a bit of a shit hole full stop so doesn't really matter where you are.

Each to his own I suppose. Your opinion of the likes of Hartlepool, Middlesbrough and Sunderland doesn't bear thinking about if you rate Hull as a shit hole!

Fuck! Really? You think Hartlepool, Middlesbro and Sunderland are better than Hull? Jeez, you must've been to Swanland then. Either there or North Ferriby where the cash is.

And I'm hardly a snob. I was born in Gipton in Leeds which is rough as arseholes.

Obviously, all was said a bit in jest and Hull is no different to most northern cities. It has its really nice parts and its fucking horrible parts. The people make a place what it is really. Hull isn't really my favourite place though is probably a fairer description.

shilts · **Joined:** Tue Sep 03, 2013 9:32 pm **Posts:** 1573

ElvisC wrote:

Just base yourself in Beverley. Drive into Hull only when absolutely necessary.

Aye, Beverley is very nice.

TalbotAvenger · **Posted:** Mon Feb 19, 2018 8:14 pm

PaulL wrote:

R Lass’ parents live near Hessle, I did a bit of Christmas shopping there.

The card factory was a decent size, and not too busy. 10/10

Wilkos was below par, but nothing you can really complain about. 6/10

Greggs was a bit scruffy, and none of the staff seemed to know what they were doing. 5/10

The Pound Stretcher was appalling though. I can’t remember the last time I went to a Pound Stretcher, so it might just be a common theme, but I certainly won’t be visiting that one in a hurry again. 2/10

So if you were planning on doing your Christmas shopping whilst you’re there, you’ll probably end up being a bit disappointed.

Some quality Christmas shopping there! :laugh:

, don't you like your relatives?

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37605

I was amused by the palm trees at the prison gates as I drove out of the docks once.

bresslaw · **Joined:** Sat Aug 19, 2006 10:45 am **Posts:** 2411

Did the Humber Bridge to Transporter Bridge cycle ride a few years ago. Started in Hessle. Seemed pleasant enough then

shilts · **Joined:** Tue Sep 03, 2013 9:32 pm **Posts:** 1573

shilts wrote:

Malcolm Dawes Knew My Father wrote:

shilts wrote:

I live 20 minutes away from Hull but I have only been to Hessle to watch the lad play football.

Hull is just a bit of a shit hole full stop so doesn't really matter where you are.

Each to his own I suppose. Your opinion of the likes of Hartlepool, Middlesbrough and Sunderland doesn't bear thinking about if you rate Hull as a shit hole!

Fuck! Really? You think Hartlepool, Middlesbro and Sunderland are worse than Hull? Jeez, you must've been to Swanland then. Either there or North Ferriby where the cash is.

And I'm hardly a snob. I was born in Gipton in Leeds which is rough as arseholes.

Obviously, all was said a bit in jest and Hull is no different to most northern cities. It has its really nice parts and its fucking horrible parts. The people make a place what it is really. Hull isn't really my favourite place though is probably a fairer description.

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Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Tue Feb 20, 2018 9:14 am

shilts wrote:

Malcolm Dawes Knew My Father wrote:

shilts wrote:

I live 20 minutes away from Hull but I have only been to Hessle to watch the lad play football.

Hull is just a bit of a shit hole full stop so doesn't really matter where you are.

Each to his own I suppose. Your opinion of the likes of Hartlepool, Middlesbrough and Sunderland doesn't bear thinking about if you rate Hull as a shit hole!

Fuck! Really? You think Hartlepool, Middlesbro and Sunderland are better than Hull? Jeez, you must've been to Swanland then. Either there or North Ferriby where the cash is.

And I'm hardly a snob. I was born in Gipton in Leeds which is rough as arseholes.

Obviously, all was said a bit in jest and Hull is no different to most northern cities. It has its really nice parts and its fucking horrible parts. The people make a place what it is really. Hull isn't really my favourite place though is probably a fairer description.

He could have a trip out to Orchard Park and Bransholme for a bit of culture then into town to The Hull Cheese for the craic.

Monkeybutt · **Joined:** Sun Jan 21, 2018 6:22 pm **Posts:** 2428

shilts wrote:

ElvisC wrote:

Just base yourself in Beverley. Drive into Hull only when absolutely necessary.

Aye, Beverley is very nice.

I was in Beverly a couple of times, warm and wet mostly

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