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 Post subject: Laughable......
PostPosted: Wed Feb 14, 2018 6:54 pm 
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Why don’t they just tell the truth why even dress this up as trialing something and just say outside catering vans are coming in because they don’t want to pay for stock and wages;

https://www.hartlepoolunited.co.uk/news ... -saturday/

After this wretched shite is over a book of the horseshit statements from the official site over the last few years should be produced. Do they think we are all fucking stupid?


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Does this mean the return of CHIPS? :banana-linedance:

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I think what it means is they will have four burger vans parked around the ground. A ‘trial’ it’s like one giant piss take, give us some credit.

The only trial I want to see involves a court room and the people who have fucked over our club.


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As if they can’t get anymore embarrassing


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We’re desperate to sell the club but we’re gonna start trialing new
Methods for catering.

Makes total sense.

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Oh and they got told they can have rest of the go fund me money but won’t even pay the staff.

Makes more sense.

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If Cameron's weren't sponsors they'd be trialing having no beer as well. I can't believe that catering is not making a profit, or have suppliers not been paid as well.


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There’s probably not much profit in match day catering if their was you’d probably see clubs make more of an effort. The bars probably do make money. I hope the staff aren’t working for free again though.

Seriously ‘trialing’ something :laugh: If Duxbury was open and honest the only thing that they’d be trialing is if it’s faster to fuck off in a taxi or the train once they have bled out every last penny they can before they finally bail out and leave us to pick up the pieces.


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 Post subject: Re: Laughable......
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When will they trial winning games?


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but crucially - are you allowed a lid on your bottle of coke?


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 Post subject: Re: Laughable......
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Should have just put half the players and the manager on trial.

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It was the same with the change of training facilities at Durham. Promoted as being an improvement, but basically they couldn't afford Houghall or had been bombed out. This is all part of the downward spiral, but the worst part is the lying and bullshit behind it all.

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So who's the spin doctor and how much does the bugger cost?

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 Post subject: Re: Laughable......
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laughable, words cannot describe how pathetic it sounds. maybe gas and electric cut offs in part of the ground.


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laughable, words cannot describe how pathetic it sounds. maybe gas and electric cut offs in part of the ground.

Could be a problem for the night game against Orient if we cannot afford to turn on the floodlights, awaiting the club announcement 'tonight we will be trialling playing the game in the dark so that our valued supporters don't have to witness the shite being served up on the pitch'


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Be patient, the 4 Burger vans will be placed around the ground at each Monorail stop, OBVIOUSLY.

The Club has a plan........ :wink:

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Just been talking to my Dad he had a box booked for Saturday, him and his mates are all season ticket holders have all stood together in the same spot on the millhouse terrace for years certainly longer than I have been alive. They pick a game at the start of the season and stick a few quid in the kitty every home game, they have done this almost since the Vic got boxes in about 2000. Anyway they obviously decided against handing over the thick end of £800 for it weeks ago as their was no guarantee the game would even go ahead, then Pools knocked down the price to £400 then they said that no food will be available just tea and biscuits. So they obviously then completely sacked it off.

I just feel so bad for all the staff, I think many in the commercial department have been there 8-10 years and more. So I think it’s worth thinking twice that having four burger vans placed around the ground is a great money saving idea and consider the people it impacts.


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 Post subject: Re: Laughable......
PostPosted: Thu Feb 15, 2018 7:03 pm 
Exactly PJ....some are saying it's a wonderful idea to save money but not mentioning the fact that it's more than likely been done so the thieves have less outlay on wages!!!!
Never mind the fact that people have lost jobs!!!! banghead


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No severance package for these people who have served the club for ages just whatever scraps the state hands them, but let’s be sympathetic towards Pam Duxbury who is screwing £2,000 a week out of our insolvent club.


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Its such a great idea , we are the first club to do it. Well that would be a first, Pools trailblazing, thinking up something that every other club will follow. We will see.

Personally I think everyone should boycott the catering vans. The club will get fooked over big style on this. Does anyone think an outside caterer is actually going to give an honest figure of what takings they took on the day? , so for example Pools get a cut of £300 instead of £500 etc

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Trial ha they really do believe pools fans are thick. Is it more likely they can't get credit terms for stock, won't pay for stock so pitch up the idea for external catering vans? I wonder what great commercial deal this bunch did to get the vans in place?


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Trial ha they really do believe pools fans are thick. Is it more likely they can't get credit terms for stock, won't pay for stock so pitch up the idea for external catering vans? I wonder what great commercial deal this bunch did to get the vans in place?


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Must be a new catering company , never heard of them before, Cox Hall Catering Company apparently.

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PaulL wrote:
Sorry to invade the HBVAPE (hates burger vans at Pools elite) thread and go against the grain, but what is actually wrong with this?

People have been complaining for ages saying that we should get outside catering because pools is so shit at it, surely this is just the most efficient way of doing it?

It works at the Olympic stadium, at Twickenham, and I’m imagining a load of other stadiums, so why won’t it work on a smaller scale for us?


I haven't , because it takes the money outside of the club. What I have complained about is yes the catering at Pools leaves a lot to be desired and that it should be improved. No doubt a lot of the revenue goes amiss as well, hardly surprising when they pay people peanuts and probably treat them like sh*t.

Are you telling me Twickenham and West Ham dont have catering in their stadiums?

Using a middle man never ends well, well except maybe for the middle man. Have you watched the news lately ? that's how the country is fooked up , middle men/outsourcing. Pools will take a cut no doubt, but the real winners will be those that own the vans. Yes the quality may be better, but that is no excuse to do away with our own catering, that is a reason to improve our own catering.

Another example of the mess the club is in. I wonder what the next bit of comedy is going to be :angry-screaming:

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PJPoolie wrote:
There’s probably not much profit in match day catering if their was you’d probably see clubs make more of an effort. The bars probably do make money. I hope the staff aren’t working for free again though.

Seriously ‘trialing’ something :laugh: If Duxbury was open and honest the only thing that they’d be trialing is if it’s faster to fuck off in a taxi or the train once they have bled out every last penny they can before they finally bail out and leave us to pick up the pieces.


I find it cringe worthy that some people have a go at Pam simply for doing her job! :roll: I also find it awkward and cringe worthy when people disclose a persons salary on social media especially why the figure could well be made up to gain a little attention. :roll: I also also find it cringe worthy when some people accuse Pam of some type of skulduggery or ripping off every last penny without any direct evidence against her. rolf

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PJPoolie wrote:
There’s probably not much profit in match day catering if their was you’d probably see clubs make more of an effort. The bars probably do make money. I hope the staff aren’t working for free again though.

Seriously ‘trialing’ something :laugh: If Duxbury was open and honest the only thing that they’d be trialing is if it’s faster to fuck off in a taxi or the train once they have bled out every last penny they can before they finally bail out and leave us to pick up the pieces.


I find it cringe worthy that some people have a go at Pam simply for doing her job! :roll: I also find it awkward and cringe worthy when people disclose a persons salary on social media especially why the figure could well be made up to gain a little attention. :roll: I also also find it cringe worthy when some people accuse Pam of some type of skulduggery or ripping off every last penny without any direct evidence against her. rolf


But is Pam spherical or flat?


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charco wrote:
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PJPoolie wrote:
There’s probably not much profit in match day catering if their was you’d probably see clubs make more of an effort. The bars probably do make money. I hope the staff aren’t working for free again though.

Seriously ‘trialing’ something :laugh: If Duxbury was open and honest the only thing that they’d be trialing is if it’s faster to fuck off in a taxi or the train once they have bled out every last penny they can before they finally bail out and leave us to pick up the pieces.


I find it cringe worthy that some people have a go at Pam simply for doing her job! :roll: I also find it awkward and cringe worthy when people disclose a persons salary on social media especially why the figure could well be made up to gain a little attention. :roll: I also also find it cringe worthy when some people accuse Pam of some type of skulduggery or ripping off every last penny without any direct evidence against her. rolf


But is Pam spherical or flat?

She is big and round with her tits on the ground rolf

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She’s completely failed at whatever her job was (unless it was to wind down and asset strip, she’s done well at that) but has done very nicely out of it personally.


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She’s completely failed at whatever her job was but has done very nicely out of it personally.


:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: the clue was cringe worthy .............. rolf

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Depends how Pools have done it but usually the caterer will pay rent on the pitch or rent for the pitch and a percentage of takings.

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