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The Fat Man
 Post subject: Tools and Utensils Quiz
PostPosted: Fri Jan 12, 2018 12:18 pm 
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Another set of cryptic questions, because you all loved the last one. :laugh:

The theme this time is tools and utensils:

Ester is hauled away from southern city (10)
A puzzling question that’s fun to solve (or is it?) (6)
Makes wind and blows around the Spanish (7)
Sends mild hallucinogens by telegram (4,9)
Stops and starts with every driver getting erratic (5)
Throw cutlery (9)
Cut erases messy limbs to leave tidy foliage (9)
Side by side the French and English turn around. (5)
Push left (6)
Listen, I hear a sea bird (6)

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Knifey Spoony

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tREE_wiTH_hAMStER wrote:
Knifey Spoony


:laugh: Get fucked! :laugh:

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Here we go then

1 - winch
3 - bellows
5 - wedge
8 - lathe

That's all I have time for right now :/

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The Fat Man
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Nice one. Anyone else?

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The Fat Man wrote:
Nice one. Anyone else?


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yloop
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tREE_wiTH_hAMStER wrote:
The Fat Man wrote:
Nice one. Anyone else?


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born toulouse
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Where is the pub you go to Mr Fat Man? It has to be a very strange place if people do these for fun while drinking. Have you got any good picture or music rounds?
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tREE_wiTH_hAMStER
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Do you eat takeaways Fat Man?

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Trick question. I reckon he doesn't which is why he isn't really fat.
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The Fat Man
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I don't eat takeaways, normally.

This one isn't a pub quiz; it's from a school quiz of 100 similar questions, and these are the last 10 I either couldn't get, or wasn't sure of the answer. Think I've got them all now, thanks to Monty!

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That's a relief. Much less chance of wandering into a school than a pub.
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I've just wasted over 10 mins of my life, as I thunk it was a Music Quiz! FACT

In future Mr FATMAN please make the title/intro of the quiz less cryptic!!!!

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 12, 2018 4:35 pm 
The Bishop wrote:
I've just wasted over 10 mins of my life, as I thunk it was a Music Quiz! FACT

In future Mr FATMAN please make the title/intro of the quiz less cryptic!!!!


What part of Tools and Utensils Quiz made you think it was musical?!
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The Fat Man
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yloop wrote:
The Bishop wrote:
I've just wasted over 10 mins of my life, as I thunk it was a Music Quiz! FACT

In future Mr FATMAN please make the title/intro of the quiz less cryptic!!!!


What part of Tools and Utensils Quiz made you think it was musical?!


West Durham folk are a simple lot.

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The Fat Man wrote:
yloop wrote:
The Bishop wrote:
I've just wasted over 10 mins of my life, as I thunk it was a Music Quiz! FACT

In future Mr FATMAN please make the title/intro of the quiz less cryptic!!!!


What part of Tools and Utensils Quiz made you think it was musical?!


West Durham folk are a simple lot.


Us South West Durham Folk have a high intellect, apart from the 90% Rarfs, probably.

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What part of Tools and Utensils Quiz made you think it was musical?!


Logically, Mr Fatmans last quiz was musically based, so I logically (ie using my extensive brain) concluded that this was musically based, ERGO, clues led to a band/song title. In't logic great????? :wink:

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 12, 2018 5:10 pm 
The Bishop wrote:
yloop wrote:
What part of Tools and Utensils Quiz made you think it was musical?!


Logically, Mr Fatmans last quiz was musically based, so I logically (ie using my extensive brain) concluded that this was musically based, ERGO, clues led to a band/song title. In't logic great????? :wink:


I don't know, let me know when you use some...
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yloop wrote:
The Bishop wrote:
I've just wasted over 10 mins of my life, as I thunk it was a Music Quiz! FACT

In future Mr FATMAN please make the title/intro of the quiz less cryptic!!!!


What part of Tools and Utensils Quiz made you think it was musical?!


Mad John went to watch tools and utensils last week at the sage


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PostPosted: Fri Jan 12, 2018 8:59 pm 
Tools and Utensils went on to form the Furniture Detectives.
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 13, 2018 12:31 am 
yloop wrote:
The Bishop wrote:
I've just wasted over 10 mins of my life, as I thunk it was a Music Quiz! FACT

In future Mr FATMAN please make the title/intro of the quiz less cryptic!!!!


What part of Tools and Utensils Quiz made you think it was musical?!


he thought it said i-spoons
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Yubep wrote:
yloop wrote:
The Bishop wrote:
I've just wasted over 10 mins of my life, as I thunk it was a Music Quiz! FACT

In future Mr FATMAN please make the title/intro of the quiz less cryptic!!!!


What part of Tools and Utensils Quiz made you think it was musical?!


Mad John went to watch tools and utensils last week at the sage


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