The smart arse replies thread.

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22635

Have you got a match ?
not since Errol Flynn died.

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Fri Sep 15, 2006 9:17 am

(in a restaurant)
Have you got a table?
No, everyone eats off the floor.

Spender · **Posted:** Fri Sep 15, 2006 10:06 am

I thought it was:

Have you got a match??
Your face and my arse......

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Fri Sep 15, 2006 10:29 am

Pooliekev wrote:

I thought it was:

Have you got a match??
Your face and my arse......

True, but it's too easy to get that the wrong way round if you don't pay attention!

parmopooly · **Posted:** Fri Sep 15, 2006 11:21 am

"I'm on nights"
"So was Guinivere"

nick · **Posted:** Fri Sep 15, 2006 11:25 am

"can you smell onions"

"...no"

"what - even if they're right up close?"

(c) Reeves & Mortimer