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PostPosted: Thu Jan 04, 2018 8:36 pm 
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Im looking for hartlepool themed name for a racehorse. Any decent suggestions from anyone? Maximum allowed letters and spaces is 18. I got no further than 'billy horner'


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Seen as you’ve started with a Billy Horner theme I reckon a decent racehorse name is..... Horners Datsun!


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Sir beetroot badge kisser?

Oh no, too many letters.

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 Post subject: Re: Racehorse name
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January Announment

I have spelt announcement wrong on purpose to fit the 18 letter criteria but that would be a great racehorse name.


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I have just reread 18 including letters and spaces? This horse race naming lark is like Twitter.


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Poolie Till I Die on the rails looking good as we come to the turn but oh no he’s unseated his rider and crashed through the rails.

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Wasn't that something in the Monkey Biz years ago...?

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I like millhouse master plan and escape goat. Would anyone object to 'thepooliebunker'? Or then again if i call him that he might get spat at or verbally abused as he's walking around the paddock


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Snowy wrote:
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Wasn't that something in the Monkey Biz years ago...?


Potentially was, I know we often referred to him as such. Might even have been my mate who wrote the piece as he did quite a few very good ones back in the day.

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Bishops dad eats chicken, unbeaten ask Yubep etl al (they won loads a money on it, I didn't as not in the Elite)? Or go for the obvious, "Mellish" or "Too Soon?"

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Dont know about antipam. Im calling a mare 'a girl like me', but i wasnt thinking of pam at the time


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Dont know about antipam. Im calling a mare 'a girl like me', but i wasnt thinking of pam at the time


How many racehorses do you own? Why don’t you sell them and save Pools!?


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Hung like a monkey. Is the horse a show-er or a grower?


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Dont know about antipam. Im calling a mare 'a girl like me', but i wasnt thinking of pam at the time


How many racehorses do you own? Why don’t you sell them and save Pools!?

Can you not read? He's into racehorses not carthorses. :wink:


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Sorry, i only have 3 and if i sold them they would fetch enough to keep the club going for a month. Nothing would give me greater pleasure than being able to save the situation but im afraid im just doing well as opposed to being rich.


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Ludo is a she I think.


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Is this the Ludo that gets played with at the Corner Flag 'game nights'?


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I like millhouse master plan and escape goat. Would anyone object to 'thepooliebunker'? Or then again if i call him that he might get spat at or verbally abused as he's walking around the paddock


Escapegoat would be good like.

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