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I won,t be going, so there!

Are you asking a question!?

I’d say no if you are I don’t really think glamour and the FA Trophy belong in the same sentence!

They scored 5 , aargh !! surely not the potential for a new defining low in our season. Having did a bit of pub research on both towns, would of preferred Glossop. Workington is a right shit hole ( think Seaham Harbour in the 1990s) only Wetherspoons worth drinking in, full of shit corner end pubs with no real ale or one ale that tastes like vinegar.

Last time I was in that pub, I was stood at the bar waiting to be served, unaware of local queuing customs and typical of spoons bar staff, barman asked who's next, I said pint of whatever , and this old bounder tapped me on the shoulder and said " i'm next" . Not a problem, as I hate queue jumping myself, but I was unaware I had, I had just walked to the front, when apparently they queue from the left in The Henry Bessemer. He only had to say, not tap me forcefully on the shoulder, should of decked him.

I don't think I'd have started a fight in a pub in Workington. I'd have probably bought his beer to be on the safe side.

That was the impression I got. Like the Five Quarter in Peterlee, only worse. Full of old gadgies who hadn't worked for a very long time with nowt better to do but attend with their mates, the Monday club, Tuesday club, Wednesday club ....... every day of the

Workington, Barrow, Gateshead ... they should bring back the green un.

Why?

If you think Workington’s bad, try Maryport...... on second thoughts don’t!

Or the wonderfully named Cockermouth.

Whitehaven is picturesque if you squint at it the right way.

Anyhow, I like West Cumbria, though granted the views around Ennerdale are better than Windscale or Workington.

Pot, kettle, Butt?

Classic joke that, and not a ‘one liner’ at all.

I've moved it to its rightful place alongside mr butt in the jokes thread, maybe this will bring them closer together.

I'm here to help
Building bridges

Moving peoples posts the most hilarious thing since moderators started editing people’s.

The true acid test will be to see if Mr Butt finds the joke funny. I have a feeling it’s not route one enough for his liking.

The suspense is killing me already.

You’re the one pissing about with peoples posts.

Oh behave. They're all other people's jokes anyway.

I moved it where it belongs.

Like finding a hedgehog on the road, took it back to the bush.

I took your joke to the safe haven of monkey butts joke thread.

The joke would have wanted it that way.

Calm down petal.

You live in dubai, and your crying on an internet forum about hufc, about a joke being moved...

Say that out loud 5 times.

I’m sure the original writer of that one will be as furious as I am, or he would if he wasn’t long dead.

I’m off to write some mother in law material and a few about Pakistanis.

Yes you’re right I’m in floods of tears here.

How many people think I live in Dubai by the way!?

I had no idea you lived abroad.

Aye it’s thrown at me about twice a day on here in various guises. Dubai apparently.

I feel victimised like that Poolie Kev fella who lives in Japan.

You live on the flat side of the earth.

Could you use hedgerow...... instead of bush, it could be misconstrued.

Excellent joke, had a good giggle actually, know anymore or have you shot your bolt?

Are you not in the snot capital of Catarrh?

I worked in Workington a few years ago, what a depressing place, my parents when alive visited Maryport, they got talking too the the local plod. He basically said wtf did you come here ?
There are a few worse places in the world than the village of Hartlepool on the N.E. Coast believe me.

I have just booked my annual 2 week all inclusive vacation at the Wetherspoons in Workington now you all have ruined it for me.......will have to cancel and go to Rhyl instead!

I thought PJ had moved to a Coffee Plantation in Colombia?

RHYL....ffs, that is worse than Workington

workington might not be the best place on the universe when you eventually get there but compared to luton it would be a place to retire to.