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tREE_wiTH_hAMStER
 Post subject: Xmas Ideas
PostPosted: Mon Nov 27, 2017 1:31 pm 
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Whats everyone buyng people? Any interesting gifts anyone has found? sctatchinghead

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Flat circular atlas mats for twilight

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Sorry Mx Yloop

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yloop
 Post subject: Re: Xmas Ideas
PostPosted: Mon Nov 27, 2017 2:58 pm 
That's not very neighbourly.

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/i/263245951828?c ... 141&crdt=0

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/i/263245951828?chn=ps&dispctrl=1&adgroupid=47759957419&rlsatarget=pla-379105345860&abcId=1128946&adtype=pla&merchantid=6995734&poi=&googleloc=1006767&device=c&campaignid=856243141&crdt=0



I don,t need one of those! :obscene-buttsway:

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i bought the wife a wooden leg...its just a stocking filler

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Malcolm Dawes Knew My Father
 Post subject: Re: Xmas Ideas
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tREE_wiTH_hAMStER wrote:
Whats everyone buyng people?



As usual, will be making a selection from whatever's left in the shops in central Newcastle on Christmas Eve.

One hour tops to get round as the stores are all nice and quiet. Then again, the streets are pure bedlam. Saw a lass pee up against a car on Grey Street last year. You wouldn't mind, but the parking is 50p for 15 minutes!
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horden
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Dildo, Stockings and Suspenders, half season ticket

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monkeybutt
 Post subject: Re: Xmas Ideas
PostPosted: Mon Nov 27, 2017 9:40 pm 
Malcolm Dawes Knew My Father wrote:
tREE_wiTH_hAMStER wrote:
Whats everyone buyng people?



As usual, will be making a selection from whatever's left in the shops in central Newcastle on Christmas Eve.

One hour tops to get round as the stores are all nice and quiet. Then again, the streets are pure bedlam. Saw a lass pee up against a car on Grey Street last year. You wouldn't mind, but the parking is 50p for 15 minutes!


I saw a lad pissing in the street down Oxford road on Saturday at 11.40am, broad daylight, what is the place coming to :naughty:
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Mr Ripper
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horden wrote:
Dildo, Stockings and Suspenders, half season ticket


So that’s you sorted, what about the wife?

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horden
 Post subject: Re: Xmas Ideas
PostPosted: Tue Nov 28, 2017 9:13 am 
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Mr Ripper wrote:
horden wrote:
Dildo, Stockings and Suspenders, half season ticket


So that’s you sorted, what about the wife?


:laugh: The half season ticket is for her.

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Mr Ripper
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horden wrote:
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horden wrote:
Dildo, Stockings and Suspenders, half season ticket


So that’s you sorted, what about the wife?


:laugh: The half season ticket is for her.


:laugh:

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 Post subject: Re: Xmas Ideas
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horden wrote:
Dildo, Stockings and Suspenders, half season ticket


Whever I asked me dad what he wanted for birthday or Christmas, his stock response was always 'a vibrating rubber pussy'. Never did get him one, usually bought a book about military vehicles or steam trains.

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What about one these Tree? You might look like a massive twat but they look quite handy.


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RAY52
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I once bought the no1 a Makita cordless “food mixer”. She hasn’t used it yet
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The Bishop
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I've bought a new and bigger cage for my Hamster tREE. He or she is getting bigger with all the takeaways! :wink:

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poolieinnottingham
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phil wrote:
tREE would have no use for a sock puppet chef unless it fetches Costa toasties and kebabs.


Socks have many uses...

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The Bishop
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I really have a Hamster called tREE, and I have bought he/she a new cage with one of them there running wheels for Xmas. :wink:

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Malcolm Dawes Knew My Father
 Post subject: Re: Xmas Ideas
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Picture needed.

Also, does it answer to tREE or have you not got it properly trained yet?
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Malcolm Dawes Knew My Father
 Post subject: Re: Xmas Ideas
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poolieinnottingham wrote:
horden wrote:
Dildo, Stockings and Suspenders, half season ticket


Whever I asked me dad what he wanted for birthday or Christmas, his stock response was always 'a vibrating rubber pussy'.


That explains a lot. German psychiatrists call it weddingtackleismus.
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The Bishop
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Heres tREE my Hamster.


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Malcolm Dawes Knew My Father
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Is it hiding behind the wheel that I also can't see?
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Malcolm Dawes Knew My Father
 Post subject: Re: Xmas Ideas
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Fair point! Still can't see hammie tREE though.
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