I'm after some good advice on the best way to reconnect severed body parts and was wondering if surgery is absolutely necessary.

I was specifically thinking about the head.

If you can sort this for me I can sell you a cheap plate.

Thanks.

Do I get an answer or are you a fraud????!!!!!

I resigned weeks ago!!!!

Not allowed.

Might I suggest the use of Araldite rapid, unless the severd body parts are female and the use of Dunlop 'Thixafix' may then be your best solution as this allows flexibility to heavily used parts like the tongue and arms, without comprising the integral strength of of the non mechanical fixing. DON'T get it on your hands, it's a swine to get off

But why should he need two heads?


To increase brain power.......to consume two pints at the same time.....or can he just not decide which hair style to choose??

... seen the one he's got.....