Real Bread.

Lord_of_Stranton · **Joined:** Sun Mar 13, 2011 4:48 pm **Posts:** 1852

Yubep wrote:

Lord_of_Stranton wrote:

This is my favourite bagel thread.

This is not the best bagel thread in the world

This is a tribute.

Long time ago...

Me and my buddy Yubep here...

We was scrolling down, a long and lonesome thread...

Bluestreak · **Posted:** Fri Nov 17, 2017 5:33 pm

Technical question......Can Mr Butt explain how he will put the hole in the bagels?

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Fri Nov 17, 2017 5:40 pm

Bluestreak wrote:

Technical question......Can Mr Butt explain how he will put the hole in the bagels?

Would you believe I have a spatula with a circular hollow end which would be perfect.

Bluestreak · **Posted:** Fri Nov 17, 2017 5:50 pm

monkeybutt wrote:

Bluestreak wrote:

Technical question......Can Mr Butt explain how he will put the hole in the bagels?

Would you believe I have a spatula with a circular hollow end which would be perfect.

Yes of course bbolt

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Thu Nov 23, 2017 12:29 pm

Busy day today and I knead the dough bbolt

Bluestreak · **Posted:** Thu Nov 23, 2017 1:50 pm

5 hours and 10 minutes till bread pick up.......i may be sending my butler!

The Bishop · **Posted:** Thu Nov 23, 2017 5:11 pm

WELL? WELL? Bagels we NEED answers?

Seen as this thread has been hijacked!

Ps I've never had a bagel, full stop.

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Thu Nov 23, 2017 6:41 pm

Trials tomorrow.

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

Free samples to regulars like?

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Thu Nov 23, 2017 10:03 pm

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER wrote:

Free samples to regulars like?

Yeah, i`ll leave a couple on your door handle!

Made a nice onion bread today, sorted the wet onion issue with using fried onions, aroma is lush.

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

Bagels will fit through letter box I believe.

Thanks in advance.

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Fri Nov 24, 2017 1:23 pm

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER wrote:

Bagels will fit through letter box I believe.

Thanks in advance.

Be next week due to lethargy :sleeping-blue:

Hartleblue · **Posted:** Fri Nov 24, 2017 3:41 pm

Ive eaten so much of Butts bread I,ve become a loafer. :text-givemebeer:

The Bishop · **Posted:** Fri Nov 24, 2017 6:03 pm

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER wrote:

Bagels will fit through letter box I believe.

Thanks in advance.

Won't Cabbage eat them? my Hamster, tREE eats anything including letters posted through the letterbox.

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Fri Dec 01, 2017 8:38 pm

Been trying a new flour, think it was decent as Chip nearly ate a whole loaf

Bagels next week, pinky promise.

Hartleblue · **Posted:** Fri Dec 01, 2017 9:49 pm

Tonights Cotswold crunch was luuuvverrly!

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

Delivering Xmas eve?

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pooliecrab · **Joined:** Tue Dec 16, 2014 9:31 pm **Posts:** 6028

Yubep wrote:

Delivering Xmas eve?

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Because some people leave milk out for a fat bloke?

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Sun Dec 03, 2017 4:46 pm

pooliecrab wrote:

Yubep wrote:

Delivering Xmas eve?

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Because some people leave milk out for a fat bloke?

Actually had me llmfao clappp

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Sun Dec 03, 2017 4:51 pm

Bring some samples to AGM.

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

Got the Mrs interested. I’ll fb you

Hun

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tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

Yubep wrote:

Delivering Xmas eve?

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Did you get an answer on Facebook?

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

I believe he is delivering yes, he sent me a list too.

Me n the mrs have an order ready to go with our christmas day soup starter.

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

Good stuff. Probably having eggs benedict for Xmas breakfast so may try some bagels instead of muffins.

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

We have eggs n bacon bagels christmas morning, if butt perfects his bagels then they will be added to the order.

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Tue Dec 05, 2017 12:31 pm

Yubep wrote:

I believe he is delivering yes, he sent me a list too.

Me n the mrs have an order ready to go with our christmas day soup starter.

A crunchy boule with the insides removed and filled with soup makes a novel dish and dip in the removed insides

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

Butt which loaf would you reccomend for every day use ie bacon sarnies, bit of toast etc?

The Bishop · **Posted:** Tue Dec 05, 2017 3:26 pm

This is a THREAD for REAL BREAD, NOT BAGELS! PLEASE start your own Bagel thread and desist from this Bagel talk! rakxe

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Tue Dec 05, 2017 3:42 pm

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER wrote:

Butt which loaf would you reccomend for every day use ie bacon sarnies, bit of toast etc?

Short proof white without question, it`s my jam(down with the kids eh!)

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

Cheers fam

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Tue Dec 05, 2017 3:44 pm

The Bishop wrote:

This is a THREAD for REAL BREAD, NOT BAGELS! PLEASE start your own Bagel thread and desist from this Bagel talk! rakxe

It will be real bagels, using same flour, only difference is dropped in hot water for 45 seconds each side and it`s fuck all to do with supporters of metropolis rovers :hand:

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

monkeybutt wrote:

The Bishop wrote:

This is a THREAD for REAL BREAD, NOT BAGELS! PLEASE start your own Bagel thread and desist from this Bagel talk! rakxe

It will be real bagels, using same flour, only difference is dropped in hot water for 45 seconds each side and it`s fuck all to do with supporters of metropolis rovers :hand:

What tasters will be available at the AGM?

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Tue Dec 05, 2017 4:01 pm

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER wrote:

monkeybutt wrote:

The Bishop wrote:

This is a THREAD for REAL BREAD, NOT BAGELS! PLEASE start your own Bagel thread and desist from this Bagel talk! rakxe

It will be real bagels, using same flour, only difference is dropped in hot water for 45 seconds each side and it`s fuck all to do with supporters of metropolis rovers :hand:

What tasters will be available at the AGM?

Cheese and onion
Cotswold crunch
Olive
Mediterranean
Black pudding

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

monkeybutt wrote:

Cheese and onion
Cotswold crunch
Olive
Mediterranean
Black pudding

any Norpak?

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Tue Dec 05, 2017 5:12 pm

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER wrote:

monkeybutt wrote:

Cheese and onion
Cotswold crunch
Olive
Mediterranean
Black pudding

any Norpak?

My bread is like a model, we don`t get outta bed for less than .....

The Bishop · **Posted:** Tue Dec 05, 2017 10:09 pm

I can't make the AGM, can you deliver bread and Norpak to the Metropolis? Samples et al?

PS NO BAGELS!!!!! banghead

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Tue Dec 05, 2017 10:33 pm

The Bishop wrote:

I can't make the AGM, can you deliver bread and Norpak to the Metropolis? Samples et al?

PS NO BAGELS!!!!! banghead

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monkeybutt · **Posted:** Wed Dec 06, 2017 11:03 am

These bagels are a pain in the arse, not be doin these bastards again banghead

pooliecrab · **Joined:** Tue Dec 16, 2014 9:31 pm **Posts:** 6028

Just make buns and stick your finger through.

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Wed Dec 06, 2017 1:48 pm

They were lovely but not worth the bother, buy a pack!

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

Boooo

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

I'll let the other half know, rest of my order still stands.

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Wed Dec 06, 2017 4:41 pm

Yubep wrote:

I'll let the other half know, rest of my order still stands.

yeah sorry about that but not worth the effort, the wife said they were the best she had but the process is a cock on and for the return would be nowt, bastards stuck to the supposed non stick sheet also and spent 10 minutes scraping the shite off sadx

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tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

what cheeses have you incorporated into bread so far Butt?

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Wed Dec 06, 2017 4:57 pm

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER wrote:

what cheeses have you incorporated into bread so far Butt?

A strong cheddar in the cheese and onion, parmesan in the sundried tomato, may try a stilton and walnut in a brown next week, got man flu and can`t really be arsed this week.

The Bishop · **Posted:** Wed Dec 06, 2017 5:52 pm

monkeybutt wrote:

The Bishop wrote:

I can't make the AGM, can you deliver bread and Norpak to the Metropolis? Samples et al?

PS NO BAGELS!!!!! banghead

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Yes 1 loaf would be adequate!!!!! :laugh:

The Bishop · **Posted:** Wed Dec 06, 2017 5:53 pm

monkeybutt wrote:

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER wrote:

what cheeses have you incorporated into bread so far Butt?

A strong cheddar in the cheese and onion, parmesan in the sundried tomato, may try a stilton and walnut in a brown next week, got man flu and can`t really be arsed this week.

Mr Butt a serious question, will the Stilton not overpower the bread?

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Wed Dec 06, 2017 7:24 pm

The Bishop wrote:

monkeybutt wrote:

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER wrote:

what cheeses have you incorporated into bread so far Butt?

A strong cheddar in the cheese and onion, parmesan in the sundried tomato, may try a stilton and walnut in a brown next week, got man flu and can`t really be arsed this week.

Mr Butt a serious question, will the Stilton not overpower the bread?

Moderation my dear man, a bit like only 1 takeaway a week :naughty:

offshorepoolie · **Joined:** Wed Oct 14, 2009 7:32 pm **Posts:** 6011

Wouldn't mind ordering some Christmas Buns mr butt

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monkeybutt · **Posted:** Wed Dec 06, 2017 8:32 pm

offshorepoolie wrote:

Wouldn't mind ordering some Christmas Buns mr butt

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what is a xmas bun?

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