Does anybody else find these x-factor incarnations a complete and utter p take, the judges houses, wtf, these pampered primadonnas worshipped like gods, being chauffeured around the world needlessly when food banks and hospices are crying out for support, it doth boileth my urine

Judges houses Live from the bins out the back of Greggs, I'd watch it. Sinitta emerging dressed as a Steak Bake.

I'm looking forward to watching Gordon Ramsey on Cocaine tonight. I'd imagine he'll just stay for that bit where his team decorate the restaurant overnight before he downsizes the menu has a successful dinner service then have a kip instead of having one inbetween like normal.

I love it me like. It's competition time! That's my fave bit. And watching them all cry. Magic.

One more face lift and Sonita has a beard.

Bah! When I saw the title of this thread I thought it was about some sort of new testicle talent show.

Like Puppetry of the Penis, but without the Penis part. I got the instruction book based on that show for Christmas a few years ago, and perfected loads of the stunts in it. My absolute favourite is the 'hamburger'.

I don't have baths that often, but when I do, I always have a go at the 'mollusc slowly emerging from its shell'.

I'd watch it.

Same shit every year, A sob story, A novelty act and Simon Cowell raking it in, Can't wait until it's off our screens.

I didn’t even know it was on


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A truly awful story about one it's winners..

http://www.nme.com/news/music/james-art ... ct-2146210

I pulled the plug on it maybe four years ago. It was always a bit of a pisstake but it had become a complete pisstake.
A&R people are pretty good at their jobs: no need for this kind of shit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EdwjEk38Bc0

Watch that, see how much they vet people before they even get infront of Cowell and co.

Completely set up from the start, whole thing is a farce.

I started a college course a few weeks ago n theres a lass on it who was on x factor, she was really really bad, like mega bad, would get bood off in the clarry bad.

I havent mentioned to her yet that i've seen it, but it'll come up soon i'm sure.

don,t worry it will be off eventually then we can turn off the jungle celebrity crap next. thank goodness freeview is about now and can watch repeats of hetty wainthrop instead. has mainstream telly ever been as bad. bring back the test card and muffin the mule.

Enjoyed that but the funniest part of all was when YouTube tried to follow up with more BGT stuff, as if that was what I was interested in.

You'd have thought they were trying to make TV show or something.

Is there really a debate on the Bunker about the pro's /cons of the X Factor????????

PS When does it start?

To be fair the debate is about whether it's bad or fucking awful.

Each to their own.

Shocked that wee fella with the glasses didn't make it through to the live finals. I genuinely thought he could be the new Don Estelle. It just shows. The adverts spoil it for me. Have to record it and fast forward through them as I just need to see the next contestant crying. Some of them chefs on the just eat ads are canny singers mind. Glad to see Cheryl back and thanks for our lass for interpreting what she was saying because although it's very important to retain local dialect the producers haven't clicked that subtitles are a good idea for those of us who can't understand her. I don't know how to find them on the. sky remote myself. That America kid is over bearing. I'd like to punch his lights out. Also, I'd like to see GG voted back on.

I hope no-one on here is voting for Spencer. It's not because he's American I just don't like double denim. Or his hair. Sharon's bang on.

You actually watch it?

Thank god for that. Tara Spencer lad. Boom. Good job his parents didn't get more than 135 spending money. I can relax now.

I listened to one of the Gallaghers earlier who said that definitely maybe wouldn't have happened if it wasn't for the sex pistols, never mind the bollocks. He lives in a big house with a nice island kitchen and doesn't talk to his neighbours. Whose to say what's right and wrong. It's just a telly programme.

Watching it on record. Don't spoil it for me. Schrz's bow wtf?

God thanks everyone for not letting the cat out of the bag. She had to go though. What was she wearing? Ooh mama Sita I can wrap you up like a fajita. Ow!

Totally the right result last night. Leon's voice just wasn't strong enough. Good to see Simon back and Scherz's outfit was more tasteful thank goodness.

Some were tempted to, but we had an online vote (on the TBE app) and decided by a narrow majority not to spoil your enjoyment.

Lucky for you it wasn't a tie, Mr. I gets the deciding vote.

Eeh thanks mdkmf. And all yous really are mint and that. Have to watch it on catch up tonight. Don't know who has gone or what or who won the head to head. Pappin meself.

Totally the right result with Tracey and Leon leaving this week. How can you say it's a fix when the public get it so right. If FIFA were running it I certainly wouldn't watch it.

Please can a mod delete/lock this thread?

Thanks Phil. Poolienottingham really shouldn't have a monopoly on totally shite threads. More news from the show come the weekend. I am forcing some relatives to watch next Saturday and as they are not true fans themselves and there will be a few drinks on the go there may well be fireworks. Don't forget to download the app. if you want to influence the result. You don't have to admit it to anyone and it's totally free.

Well, well, well. Her sister shellacked our lasses nails and the acetone she used stripped the varnish off the two week old oak kitchen table. Good job jack and Joel got voted off tonight or that would have totally ruined my friggin night. Who votes for the cutkelvins is beyond me. It's going to need sanding and varnishing. Good job her other half has a sander. Huge debate about wax, varnish or stain, otherwise I'd have posted earlier. Do we have a French polisher advisor on the bunker? I held it together just about.

Reasonable result for Pools. If we'd have won a couple at the start
Of the season we'd be second or third. It's a long season. Get behind the boys. And what a weekend on the factor. Some awful renditions. I'm not sure how covering a song which George michael covered himself is a tribute to George when simon tells everyone to make the song their own but there you go. Who am I to judge these things eh? Lloyd was fablas though. Hope he wins it. Doing a warm up gig for little mix no less. 37 million records they've sold. It wasn't a dream about the table last night unfortunately. Off to boyes tomorrow to get a magic tablecloth.

The Cutkelvins are awesome and she would get my vote if she had dog puke in her hair, she is gorgeous

Can't believe I've just read both pages of this thread.

I cant believe that joe cant believe he's read this.

Trying to figure out if this is better than the 13 page bread thread or not.

Slightly better I reckon.

Not as good as the 2-page banger of a thread we had last year about whether corned beef can be kept in a fridge.

The one liners thread or the easily offended ones are ones I never even look at.

This was the other until some dickhead mentioned it elsewhere.

The theme is Crazy in Love next weekend. Wise men say only fools rush in .....

Don`t know what you`re missing

I knew about this thread last year, Compo pm'd me.

I may well post when the live vote closes this weekend. We can predict the winner and loser results and the attendance and we can discuss the relative merits of the scherzs clobber. I don't care what she wears me like, preferably just squirty cream. MOO!

Gimme 2 minutes with Nicole and the muller execs will be able to save money on yoghurt

I can’t fathom how Lloyd didn’t make the final. Gutted. It’s really taken the edge off it for me now. His ban must be in bits. Still, it’s the final next week where Raksu will storm it. I’ve not seen the odds like. After that i’ll Resurrect the jungle bollocks thread.

So it was Rak-su.l who won it like. Would have liked to have seen the lass win it but she wore far too many culottes for my liking. Anyway I just noticed that someone said it was and fix a few weeks ago which has now spoilt it for me. This jungle thing is great. Shall I start a new thread or just carry on with this one?

New thread please

I'm sure Tree with Hamster ordered a Rak-Su from Dine at Home last week since the bastard never cooks.

If it was a real dish it sounds more Japanese than Indian anyway.

Done at Home is an Indian.

hth.