Just got in from work and Corrie is on the telly....WTF....Vic Reeves is in it now!!!!

One of my customers bought a green Bentley off Vic 7 years ago and even though it was immaculate he tried to buy it cheaper and bid £2000 below the asking price. Anyway Vic was having none of it and said do you realize you are not just buying any old Bentley but one that was pre owned by a famous celebrity and if you take good care of it you could sell it for small fortune when I have curled my toes. Still not convinced my customer asked again for a reduction in price ....Vic smiled looked over his shoulder then said look " I shagged Erika Johnson on the back seat " now if that does not convince you to buy nothing will after all how often do you get the chance to buy a motor pre owned by me with Erika's dna on the back seat. Tongue in cheek this bloke asked him to scribble that quote on paper and sign it to help the future value and to his amazement Vic did just that. He told me you could not meet a more genuine down to earth celebrity. As for the Bentley he still owns it despite many good offers to sell and recently he decided its best to mothball it for his grand kids future. I was never a fan of Vic but this bloke told me he was a top top proper bloke goes to show "book cover" and all that.

Great story!!!!

I remember hearing rumours at the time of the early episodes of Shooting Stars how Vic and Bob were both completely obsessed with Ulrika to the point were it put both marriages and the comedy partnership under threat. Add to that all the evidence that she’s a bit erm ‘loose’ that story does not surprise me at all. Ul-ri-kakakaka indeed

So is Erica Ulrikas sister

Or was it a 3 way?

Ask Stan Collymore.

WWelllllllll I'd a prefer to ask a Sven, as he didn't knock her about.

Collymore is a proper bellend. They've been a feature in recent days genuine Bellends with Bono, Lewis Hamilton and Sting already getting mentions. I feel a thread needs starting with a comprehensive FACT based Bunker list to sort this out once and for all.