I was discussing revolutions with a mate, and he reckons at some point the UK will have a revolution and depose the elite, taking their money off them.

I disagree. Given the stuff about tax havens that's just come out, those at the top might as well just let us feed off their scraps now and be done with it.

Feck all will be done, the multimillionaires will continue making money, and thousands of deserving people will die this winter due to unfair benefit sanctions.

Royals and Tories in thieving tax swindle shock!!

Might happen if the tax dodger Bono was filmed shagging on a bed of fifty pound notes with Her Madge and the Maybot and then they showed it on a loop instead of the ten most popular TV programmes.