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ed-t-ball
 Post subject: Striker signs
PostPosted: Thu Sep 28, 2017 4:56 pm 
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https://www.hartlepoolunited.co.uk/news ... ol-united/

Anyone know why he is shit yet?

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ed-t-ball
 Post subject: Re: Striker signs
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Good luck James.

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yloop
 Post subject: Re: Striker signs
PostPosted: Thu Sep 28, 2017 4:58 pm 
Looking very strong and fast up front.

Can't help but think we needs a defender though.
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poolieinnottingham
 Post subject: Re: Striker signs
PostPosted: Thu Sep 28, 2017 5:09 pm 
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ed-t-ball wrote:
https://www.hartlepoolunited.co.uk/news/2017/september/280917-former-manchester-city-and-nottingham-forest-forward-james-thorne-signs-for-hartlepool-united/

Anyone know why he is shit yet?


We should run 'new player bingo':

- Isn't from the area

- Young and untried

- Past it

- Always injured

- Always suspended

- Overweight

- Lightweight

- Looks a previous player who was shit

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Snowy
 Post subject: Re: Striker signs
PostPosted: Thu Sep 28, 2017 5:17 pm 
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Then there's that lovely bunch waiting for the first mistake to ambush him and they'll write him off. It gives them a group orgasm allegedly, you can hear them groan seductively when he gets near the ball.

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Double Figures
 Post subject: Re: Striker signs
PostPosted: Thu Sep 28, 2017 6:43 pm 
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Four deal Friday? Those days are gone. One deal Thursday. FFS
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Hartleblue
 Post subject: Re: Striker signs
PostPosted: Thu Sep 28, 2017 6:48 pm 
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Lets hope when he plays he,s a thorne in the oppositions backside. bbolt

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 Post subject: Re: Striker signs
PostPosted: Thu Sep 28, 2017 6:49 pm 
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I knew about this 17 days ago.

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monkeybutt
 Post subject: Re: Striker signs
PostPosted: Thu Sep 28, 2017 8:46 pm 
I heard it from his girlfriends at the beginning of the week or the Thorne birds as they is known innit.
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poolieinnottingham
 Post subject: Re: Striker signs
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Lets hope he goes on to score a hundred goals for us in his time here.

A proper Thorne-ton.

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 Post subject: Re: Striker signs
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ed-t-ball wrote:
Anyone know why he is shit yet?

Stop trying to wrap it up in fancy packaging. He's shit and you know it.

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bresslaw
 Post subject: Re: Striker signs
PostPosted: Fri Sep 29, 2017 12:06 am 
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No opinion one way or the other I've just checked stats...

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Thorne

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unruly poolie
 Post subject: Re: Striker signs
PostPosted: Fri Sep 29, 2017 12:41 am 
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bresslaw wrote:
No opinion one way or the other I've just checked stats...

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Thorne


Why are you using Wikipedia to check his stats? soccerway is far more reliable and has minutes played for a fairer reflection
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bresslaw
 Post subject: Re: Striker signs
PostPosted: Fri Sep 29, 2017 12:44 am 
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Fair enough. Sorry, how many goals in how many minutes then?

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unruly poolie
 Post subject: Re: Striker signs
PostPosted: Fri Sep 29, 2017 3:17 am 
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No Goals in 3 and a half matches

He must be shite
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accrington fan
 Post subject: Re: Striker signs
PostPosted: Fri Sep 29, 2017 10:14 am 
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have anyone actually seen the lad play. wait till he does before comment. hope he gets a hat trick next tuesday night.
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 Post subject: Re: Striker signs
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When I read 'Striker signs' I was hoping for one of these:
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pooliecrab
 Post subject: Re: Striker signs
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accrington fan wrote:
have anyone actually seen the lad play. wait till he does before comment. hope he gets a hat trick next tuesday night.

Don't be daft, we're armchair experts.
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Yubep
 Post subject: Re: Striker signs
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accrington fan wrote:
have anyone actually seen the lad play. wait till he does before comment. hope he gets a hat trick next tuesday night.


Screw that, if i comment now n say he's useless, i can do a big told you so post 3 minutes into his debut if he hasnt scored 4.

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Joe Mac
 Post subject: Re: Striker signs
PostPosted: Fri Sep 29, 2017 1:43 pm 
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Think he will be a fantastic signing, young and hungry and will probably score for fun in this league.

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Joe Mac
 Post subject: Re: Striker signs
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Honestly what a shite signing, it's not what we need right now. We need experience in this league and this kid doesn't seem to be able to score and can't see him scoring any in this league.

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Joe Mac
 Post subject: Re: Striker signs
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I'll revisit this post in a few months time..

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