Real Bread.

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Mon Aug 14, 2017 8:24 am

verbalkint wrote:

monkeybutt wrote:

Just about to take a brown out, ooer missus!

Calling this the poolie loaf, had all the right ingredients but didn`t rise to the occasion and deflated banghead

Or the monkeybutt manhood :uhoh:

You`ll get old as well boy :naughty:

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Tue Aug 29, 2017 9:08 pm

Been on hols so difficult to update PJ on the bread situ, baked a lovely white yesterday evening as we ran out of bread and in the middle of nowhere, difficult without a digital scale but came out nice again, further updates soon .

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Mon Sep 04, 2017 10:19 am

4 loaves on the go, pumpkin 1/2 and 1/2, wholewheat and an overnight white, if only we could do smellatext, mmm mm.

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Thu Sep 07, 2017 10:19 pm

Took a crusty white to the trust board meeting tonight so they could partake in excellence, went well I thought, Lurpak to enhance obvs.

ElvisC · **Joined:** Mon Aug 15, 2011 9:55 am **Posts:** 4504

It was delicious Monkeybutt!! Incredible bread, great flavour and texture could have scoffed the lot!

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

Ratings out of ten?

ElvisC · **Joined:** Mon Aug 15, 2011 9:55 am **Posts:** 4504

Straight ten.

I'd pay £3 a loaf for that.

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Fri Sep 08, 2017 9:17 am

Need a bigger kitchen banghead

The Bishop · **Posted:** Fri Sep 08, 2017 5:19 pm

Well, Mr Butt, when do I get a fresh delivery at the Metropolis????? When you this way next? I'll take you to a good Butchers!!!!

Hartleblue · **Posted:** Fri Sep 08, 2017 7:09 pm

Just bought some lovely bread from a delicatesence in Penrith today, Lush!

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Fri Sep 08, 2017 8:37 pm

Hartleblue wrote:

Just bought some lovely bread from a delicatesence in Penrith today, Lush!

Not at the game tomorrow?

ElvisC · **Joined:** Mon Aug 15, 2011 9:55 am **Posts:** 4504

Hartleblue wrote:

Just bought some lovely bread from a delicatesence in Penrith today, Lush!

Grahams in the Market Square?

bresslaw · **Joined:** Sat Aug 19, 2006 10:45 am **Posts:** 2411

Some good stuff at Masham market every Sunday

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Fri Sep 08, 2017 10:37 pm

bresslaw wrote:

Some good stuff at Masham market every Sunday

I bought some lovely creamed potatoes there.

Hartleblue · **Posted:** Sat Sep 09, 2017 1:10 pm

The Colonel wrote:

Hartleblue wrote:

The Colonel wrote:

Real ale?

Now we are talking.

My favourite pastime is to accidentally miss my connecting train at York to spend a bit of time in my my favourite pub.

The York tap.

I will only drink real ale. You can keep all your John smiths and camerons trophy etc etc Crap.

If you join CAMRA, which cost me £17.00 ( pensioner!) you get all kinds of discounts plus £20.00 worth of 50p off a pint vouchers for all Weatherspoons pubs. I,ll be spending some more of mine in Keswick next week. Used some in King Johns last night....no brainer!

Weatherspoons though?

A bit common innit?

And they always smell a bit rank.

I don,t like the one in hartlepool, they can,t pull a pint very well but I frequent Keswick quite often and the one there is excellent, about 10 casks to choose from and all well kept and served correctly.Ripon is good too.

Hartleblue · **Posted:** Sat Sep 09, 2017 1:19 pm

ElvisC wrote:

Hartleblue wrote:

Just bought some lovely bread from a delicatesence in Penrith today, Lush!

Grahams in the Market Square?

Yep thats the one cracking shop, bought some dark full strength coffee beans too.

Yes Mr Butt I,m back for the match.

horden · **Posted:** Sun Sep 10, 2017 2:04 pm

Sour Dough and Chorizo loaf, at the Hops & Cheese yesterday.

Bluestreak · **Posted:** Sun Sep 10, 2017 3:00 pm

Hartleblue wrote:

ElvisC wrote:

Hartleblue wrote:

Just bought some lovely bread from a delicatesence in Penrith today, Lush!

Grahams in the Market Square?

Yep thats the one cracking shop, bought some dark full strength coffee beans too.

Yes Mr Butt I,m back for the match.

The match with bread cheese and olives?
:happy-partydance:

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Tue Sep 12, 2017 4:26 pm

horden wrote:

Sour Dough and Chorizo loaf, at the Hops & Cheese yesterday.

Going to have a go at Sour dough tomorrow.

The Bishop · **Posted:** Tue Sep 12, 2017 4:33 pm

monkeybutt wrote:

horden wrote:

Sour Dough and Chorizo loaf, at the Hops & Cheese yesterday.

Going to have a go at Sour dough tomorrow.

Remember you need to feed it.

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Tue Sep 12, 2017 5:33 pm

The Bishop wrote:

monkeybutt wrote:

horden wrote:

Sour Dough and Chorizo loaf, at the Hops & Cheese yesterday.

Going to have a go at Sour dough tomorrow.

Remember you need to feed it.

What would I do without you

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Sat Sep 16, 2017 9:30 pm

Unaccustomed as I am to blowing my own trumpet but had a result on my first attempt at a Levain bread, no yeast at all and it was epic, the crust was tick and crunchy with a soft honeycomb texture centre, the flavour unique and ate half the bastard, whoop!

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Mon Oct 02, 2017 1:39 pm

Made amazing bacon bread today, been on an overnight ferment, sourdough and it was the best thing ever, just waiting for the wholemeal walnut to finish proofing and then Bake, both will be available to taste at the meet the board event later.

The Bishop · **Posted:** Mon Oct 02, 2017 4:43 pm

Hows the baking stone Mr Butt? Is it making a big difference?

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Mon Oct 02, 2017 5:07 pm

Didn`t get a stone, went for a Dutch oven and it has changed my baking life!

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Mon Oct 02, 2017 10:06 pm

Fair to say the new bread went down well.

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Tue Oct 03, 2017 3:43 pm

Going to start making bread for sale at a venue to be announced soon, can`t hold back any longer, my fan base has grown and demand is high

The Bishop · **Posted:** Tue Oct 03, 2017 3:50 pm

monkeybutt wrote:

Going to start making bread for sale at a venue to be announced soon, can`t hold back any longer, my fan base has grown and demand is high

When are you delivering to the Metropolis??? :angry-tappingfoot:

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Tue Oct 03, 2017 4:45 pm

Chip Fireball wrote:

My concern is that one of the joint owners of the venture may eat a big chunk of the profits.

The Bishop · **Posted:** Tue Oct 03, 2017 4:51 pm

As long as the kids get fizzy drinks and not warm milk then all will be good. Homemade butter does have a Monkeybutt worrying pun somewhere!!!! Hope it all goes well.

The Bishop · **Posted:** Tue Oct 03, 2017 4:54 pm

Mr Butt, this bacon bread, to make it rise did you use Bacon Soda? Sorry couldn't resist!!!!1 bbolt

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Tue Oct 03, 2017 5:07 pm

phil wrote:

WHAT ABOUT CHIPS THOUGH!?!?! THE KIDS WANT CHIPS!!!!

Homemade twice fried obvs.

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

monkeybutt wrote:

phil wrote:

WHAT ABOUT CHIPS THOUGH!?!?! THE KIDS WANT CHIPS!!!!

Homemade twice fried obvs.

Cant beat homemade chips.

How did the bacon bread go down at the Trust Meet?

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Fri Oct 06, 2017 2:17 pm

Great, just delivered some to a customer who was there, ordered 2 walnut, a bacon and a white.
It is the best thing ever, no shit, awesomeness.

The Bishop · **Posted:** Fri Oct 06, 2017 4:02 pm

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Fri Oct 06, 2017 4:05 pm

You can only post low grade pics from upload, won`t let me do it.

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

monkeybutt wrote:

You can only post low grade pics from upload, won`t let me do it.

It lets you submit low grade posts though.

yloop · **Posted:** Fri Oct 06, 2017 8:33 pm

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER wrote:

monkeybutt wrote:

phil wrote:

WHAT ABOUT CHIPS THOUGH!?!?! THE KIDS WANT CHIPS!!!!

Homemade twice fried obvs.

Cant beat homemade chips.

How did the bacon bread go down at the Trust Meet?

Grew the potatoes yourself?

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Fri Oct 06, 2017 9:01 pm

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER wrote:

monkeybutt wrote:

You can only post low grade pics from upload, won`t let me do it.

It lets you submit low grade posts though.

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

monkeybutt wrote:

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER wrote:

monkeybutt wrote:

You can only post low grade pics from upload, won`t let me do it.

It lets you submit low grade posts though.

I can't believe no one beat me to it tbh :laugh:

pooliecrab · **Joined:** Tue Dec 16, 2014 9:31 pm **Posts:** 6028

It's not the most popular thread in all fairness.

paulus the woodgnome and a side salad · **Posted:** Sat Oct 07, 2017 8:34 am

monkeybutt wrote:

Great, just delivered some to a customer who was there, ordered 2 walnut, a bacon and a white.
It is the best thing ever, no shit, awesomeness.

Does this position at the club not interest you?.....

The Club is looking to recruit an experienced and reliable Cook to join our team at the Racecourse Training Ground in Durham.
The ideal candidate should have a Level 2 Certificate in Basic Food Hygiene and have previous experience of working in a large kitchen environment, though training can be provided if required.
We are seeking someone who is confident in their ability to prepare and serve food from a pre-determined menu.
Responsibilities will also include cleaning, serving and other general kitchen duties.
Hours: 4 shifts per week (10am until 2pm)
Salary: £8 per hour
If you’re interested in applying for the position then send your CV to enquiries@hartlepoolunited.co.uk
The closing date for application will be Monday 16th October

pooliecrab · **Joined:** Tue Dec 16, 2014 9:31 pm **Posts:** 6028

He'd probably require a CRB check, which, with his history is unlikely to say the least!

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Sat Oct 07, 2017 9:35 am

pooliecrab wrote:

He'd probably require a CRB check, which, with his history is unlikely to say the least!

A clean record , never been inside a police station.

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Sat Oct 07, 2017 9:37 am

paulus the woodgnome and a side salad wrote:

monkeybutt wrote:

Great, just delivered some to a customer who was there, ordered 2 walnut, a bacon and a white.
It is the best thing ever, no shit, awesomeness.

Does this position at the club not interest you?.....

The Club is looking to recruit an experienced and reliable Cook to join our team at the Racecourse Training Ground in Durham.
The ideal candidate should have a Level 2 Certificate in Basic Food Hygiene and have previous experience of working in a large kitchen environment, though training can be provided if required.
We are seeking someone who is confident in their ability to prepare and serve food from a pre-determined menu.
Responsibilities will also include cleaning, serving and other general kitchen duties.
Hours: 4 shifts per week (10am until 2pm)
Salary: £8 per hour
If you’re interested in applying for the position then send your CV to enquiries@hartlepoolunited.co.uk
The closing date for application will be Monday 16th October

Can you imagine the temptation of giving certain players salmonella to ensure they don't get a game :laugh:

pooliecrab · **Joined:** Tue Dec 16, 2014 9:31 pm **Posts:** 6028

monkeybutt wrote:

pooliecrab wrote:

He'd probably require a CRB check, which, with his history is unlikely to say the least!

A clean record , never been inside a police station.

Didn't Cyril Smith die with a clean record?

pooliecrab · **Joined:** Tue Dec 16, 2014 9:31 pm **Posts:** 6028

monkeybutt wrote:

Can you imagine the temptation of giving certain players salmonella to ensure they don't get a game :laugh:

We'd not be able to put a team out. In fact only Blackford would make your team.

Hartleblue · **Posted:** Sat Oct 07, 2017 10:38 am

£8-00 an hour! that rules me out then, Slave labour rates!

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Sat Oct 07, 2017 10:47 am

Hartleblue wrote:

£8-00 an hour! that rules me out then, Slave labour rates!

Not asking for a chef, merely a cook to work from predetermined menu, to be fair not a challenging role but for a starstruck type it would be a job with a pitched apron.

Bluestreak · **Posted:** Sun Oct 08, 2017 3:46 pm

Just been to Maynard hall for car rally and noticed a bread in the shop by. Craggy bakery......can Mr butt advise on the quality of this???

Real Bread.

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