What is the criteria that an under 21 year old must meet? I asked earlier but you did not confirm.

Is it that they're dead sexy?

An IQ over 62. Sorry mate

Once you reach 21 any IQ does

I can't find a link to IQ requirements in the links you have sent.

Why haven't you given a direct answer in any of this? Are you allowed to speak?

What are the special circumstances for entry under the age of 21?

I don't know

I shall try to find out for you. Are you under 21 by the way?

I tried to get a group started a while back, it was called Quumfers after the viz article from years ago, had me in stitches, the art of saddle sniffing and the benefits of leather or man made seats for odour retention.

A snurgler would wait for the bike to be chained up and the owner away to the library or local shop and he would Schniffle the odour and peg it before being caught, no dressy up required but I thought maybe a flasher type coat would suffice and trainers.

Not sure about a lodge but snudgers could meet monthly and maybe even skype from the Congo, imagine what heat would do to a bike seat, grunt

No but I was when I was asked to join. I want to know which criteria I met.

I'm going to guess it was my job at the time, there were two of us the same age from the same workplace who were approached and asked to go along.

I was 40 when I joined. It never really concerned me Yloop

Tell me more about this approach to join.

I was at work and a regular client asked me to go along, along with another of my colleagues. I declined as I didn't quite trust him.

Not much else to say, other than I was 19 at the time. My job at the time could have been seen as beneficial to that individual if I was onside so to speak, which is why I was suspicious.

You're not telling me anything to work on

Pm me if you're uncomfortable

I'm not telling you anything because I don't trust you.

A man asked me to join a men's club when I was too young to join it according to you, except in exceptional circumstances.

I want to know what those circumstances might have been. I was very good looking at that age, to be fair.

Can I pm you, this couch is doing my arse in?

Not weird at all.

Im not telling you anything but I want to know .....


Give me a chance here !!!

I just want to know why someone under the age you stated would be selected. Is that too difficult for your over 64 IQ?

.....and I said I don't know and I would try to find out what those circumstances are. Is that ok ?

Goodnight Bresslaw.

Do you want me to find out for you ?

What went wrong?

The Unattached Cladders 'assets' are a collection of Beer Mats, three damaged Star Wars figures and we give fuck all to charity cos we spend it on research into social interaction. Our message is we don't give a flying fuck.

If it didn't concern you, why bother joining.....?

Give Bresslaw his due, he's like the Black Knight barring our way, defending the indefensible, but all that's left is his ear lobe.

Snowy. I was referring to people under 21 joining. That didn't concern me.

Still no takers for a look around the Hall and all questions answered?
I have most of the day free.

Whats the Freemasons stance on shitting in the sink if all the traps are occupied?

Nelly, I've explained what I get 'out of it' earlier in the thread. It is difficult to explain what others get out of it.

You'd have to ask them

You'd be surprised how many people who watch Pools you could ask ....

....not for me to say who though

Do they not use not attending Pools as something to be proud of then?

I said watch Pools. I'm not sure I understand your reference

This is great fun incidentally

Then it's not for you then. Simple enough

Ok.

You sound like the safety officer on the Titanic reassuring everybody by inviting them down into the boiler room for a guided tour as the waters lap round your feet and baffled when your offer is declined.
....... and still appear puzzled as to why.

We need to believe in a greater being first and foremost.

What the fook is one of them?

Snowy. You seem reluctant to want any information whilst asking for information.
That's a very odd thing to do.

Bump! Sorry but it,s so entertaining.

This greater being though?

Could I say I believe in Mr I as a greater being for giving us a trust?

At least he is real unlike god for example.

Can I join on that basis.

Can I have a list of the creditable greater beings?

God
Mr I
Alan partridge

There can't be many more surely?

The reason for the phrase 'supreme being' refers to the organization being accepting of all faiths. If the word 'God' was used suggests one faith only.

The sarcasm is amusing, however, the explanation is a fairly simple one.

Colonel, you appear to have sent me a pm and then deleted it straight away. Was it important?

Sorry mate. I posted above and sent it as a pm on my phone.

They should never have given me a smart phone.

Did not happen.

What didn't happen Yloop ?

Just realised.

Is blue order a freemason group?

To be fair. In this case it did.