What's Chip got to do with this

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What the fuck are you on about you weird old man?

No accusation was made, no facts were presented. It's called being a wind up, something you should know an awful lot about.

Very glad I've got your knickers in a twist like. You've became a parody of yourself and it's too easy to watch you fly off the handle.

Have a break from the internet for a while and take stock, thank me in a few weeks...

That is the response of someone who's got in too deep and needs an out. I know that and you know that. Night night

In too deep with you? Give me a break

I think Yubep is going to be getting the ironing gif out after this thread and the last few responses

Your too young to be trolling. I thought it was only when people retired that they fee the sudden urge to be a cock on the internet.

Bless

It is delicious...

Chip is top dog here:

Scottish Rite
Lodge of Perfection
4° Secret Master
5° Perfect Master
6° Confidential [Intimate] Secretary
7° Provost and Judge
8° Intendent of the Building
9° Elu, or Elected Knight, of the Nine
10° Illustrious Elect or Elu of the Fifteen
11° Sublime Knight Elect, or Elu, of the Twelve
12° [Grand] Master Architect
13° Knight of the Ninth Arch, or Royal Arch of Solomon
14° Grand Elect, Perfect and Sublime Mason, or Perfect Elu

You surely cant deny that a bunch of grown men calling people by these names, is just fucking bizarre?

Some client at work shook my hand with his thumb right over mine and between my knuckles. I laughed in his face and deliberately didn't go with their contract because of this.

I reckon he's starting a thread on a football forum about how he won that contract as we speak.

He's definitely got the attention his t rolling about Pools has failed to get in recent weeks with this thread so I'm sure he'll go to bed happy.

You would make a good 'Elu of the Nine' Yloop.

Eiloop of the Nine

Far too deep. Need a hand out ?


It's a shame that a wonderful gesture by a 300 yr old organisation has promoted childish posts by feckin idiots.

Well you didn't have to reply...

Colonel. Never heard of any of those titles. Just saying

Stop it Yloop. The handle on your shovel isn't long enough

Oh, you think the trolling is your ally, you merely adopted the trolling. I was born in it, moulded by it. ... The t rolls betray you, because they belong to me.

That's the Kaiser Chiefs squad that pissed the South African League in 2007.

OK what about these lower level ones. Bottom of the tree I would imagine.

Worshipful Master.
Senior Warden.
Junior Warden.
Treasurer.
Secretary.
Deacons.
Stewards.
Tyler.

Please tell me there isnt a human being you refer to as Worshipful master.

I was asked to be a Junior Warden...

Women are not allowed in the Freemasons, very modern !

Whaaat's Chip, but a second-hand emotion...etc etc.

Thanks Mr Coleslaw for the best thread in weeks.

The reference to women in freemasonry has been made twice now. Wrong on both occasions

You made Steve Guttenberg a star, I can't deal with that shit.

Well everyone needs cleaners.

Yloop. No you weren't asked to be a Warden If that's trolling, you're poor !!

Always with the poor jibes, you elitist!

Elitist ? Explain. Whoops, you don't do that do you I think I'll log out now.

Before I do can I just say that Yloop is a dick. Thank you !

Now ..... It's more like the fundamentalist wing of the Chipper club..... But, still without girls. Do girls scare them ?

Feel free to forget your password. Put it with your sense of humour, sense of shame and intelligence. I doubt you'll find it again.

No need for personal abuse.

The title of the thread is Bloody Freemasons which indicates something isn`t kosher and it is akin to anything secretive, people are wary and take the piss.

At least the time I got this response from breeslaw he had the manners to do it by private message.

I was only asking if he went to Pools anymore as well and suggesting if he'd stopped going he should have mentioned it at some point.

What do you want to know phil ?

What time are you free tomorrow. I'll show you around the lodge building and answer any questions you have. Can't say fairer than that.

That invitation is open to anyone else who want to come along.

Joking aside if tomorrow wasn't my last day in Hartlepool and my second last in the UK for quite a while I would be curious enough to take you up on that!

Let me know when you're able. It would be my pleasure

I was in the Masonic Hall in Durham a few weeks back and they looked after us really well....it was a Funeral of one of their members like!!!!

Did anyone want a look around today then ?

Will there be scran?

You still haven't actually explained what the purpose of it all is.

He won't. He is not allowed to.

Read any article trying to investigate them/it.

They are all very upfront denying what they don't do. But never say what they actually do.

All the secret stuff gets denied. Well it wouldn't be secret if they didn't deny it.

There have been plenty of investigations into members and alleged crimes that mysteriously disappear and all that happens is that the individuals get reduced power in their order.

Maybe all old wives tales but there are enough stories out there.

All hidden behind the good they do.

This is tedious. The masons did something good - well done.

Pretending they haven't ever done bad stuff or the ones that are coppers, judges, prison officers etc don't look after their own is silly though.

Read this: https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/201 ... conspiracy

And just in case you want to dismiss The Guardian as lefty shite here's the Telegraph:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/ ... ponse.html

Yeah well done but why can't you explain what the freemasons is actually about and what they do? Can you not see how dodgy it looks when you say I'll only tell you if I can take you to a venue.

And that's just one such story.

There's loads of them.

Not sure how true this is but I read somewhere that no masonic lodge has ever been raided by the police during any investigation.

Well they aren't going to raid there own are they?