...Darlo pete is flapping around like a camp window dresser at a Chippendales thong auction because the visiting Swindon fans were just sooooooo complimentary about Darlos ground compared to ours. there seems to be some strange belief amongst their fans that a new stadium guarantees success on the pitch...well they've certainly disproved that particular theory and put it to bed!

Are you suggesting that 'token Loid' and DJ is the same person ?

No Pip, you see the difference between my post and your article is that the logo made me laugh and my comment was simply to highlight that - I don't know the people who did it.

You're brown-nosing on the otherhand was cringeworthy (and funny but not for the same reasons as the logo was funny).

If I see something I regard as funny I'll say so and if I find something brown-nosing and cringeworthy I'll also say so. Don't take it out on me because of the nauseating article YOU wrote.

C.H.O.A.D.

What a load of sludge.

It is Darlo Pete, and Darlo Pete only that gets his kegs in a twist over what away supporters thought about our stadium.

Talk of tarring all with the same brush.

Happens everywhere - I daresay your fans are just as bad (if not worse har har) at the same thing.

Particularly MSNQuaker.

But no-one listens to him.

Which is what I said. Might I respectfully suggest you actually read the post...? At no point do I describe all darlo fans as sharing Darlo Petes domestic fetish. I do describe them as having a misplaced belief in the power of a new ground to magically make everything better and that applies to the majority of posts, sneering references to the Vic and sad comparisons flow freely over in the backwoods...... I rest my case.

P.S I would have loved to have bought my house the way they do it in Darlo.....

What about them?

I see. But I'm not particularly bothered really. It is up to DJ what he chooses to call you, I prefer to use the term "Smackheads", as you well know.

Blimey, I've really gotten up the Gonk's nose. The best bit of it all is that I haven't even tried to. Yet.

Not at all.

I know. I read your veiled threat the other night.

So it was a personal threat from you was it?

I thought I knew but you're saying one thing and then implying another so I haven't got a fucking clue. Once you're stable you may start to make sense.

ECG's unstable?

Do you know of some kind of doppelganger none of us know about?

Token loid...? More like token smartarse with a misplaced sense of its own importance.

Isn't The Gonk a tune by the Noveltones? It's pretty fun-packed.

And I think the name Pip is a loving term on DJ's part - isn't that what you'd be referred to by Jonnyboy's hip and happening crew should you receive your long overdue invite to the Country Club?

Speaking of which, I bumped into him on Friday up in Bishop Cuthbert. Bloody nice bloke too.

Oh yeah, tell me about it

In three days, me and me dad went to Durham city centre, Hull and Newcastle - he bumped into 3, 2 and 3 people respectively.

Two in Hull - and that was the stretch from my house to the pub (1/4 mile away!!)