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 Post subject: Nudie Books
PostPosted: Wed May 31, 2017 12:36 pm 
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Got to be Razzle? clappp clappp clappp


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 Post subject: Re: Nudie Books
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Mayfair for me. I once met the guy who made up the blurbs to go with the pics : "Marianne is a solicitor's secretary from Great Ayton and enjoys skinny dipping in the local lake..."

Back in the days when they bothered with such things and the only airbrushing was to hide the pink.


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 Post subject: Re: Nudie Books
PostPosted: Wed May 31, 2017 1:59 pm 
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Fiesta..The Readers Wives section.


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 Post subject: Re: Nudie Books
PostPosted: Wed May 31, 2017 2:32 pm 
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Some great motoring articles in those publications.

Always an issue with a blown head or a big end

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 Post subject: Re: Nudie Books
PostPosted: Wed May 31, 2017 3:21 pm 
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A mate of mine once shared a flat with a bloke (struggling writer) who made his living by writing the "Readers Erotic Confessions" for a few magazines.

I was a Club International Bloke BTW.

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 Post subject: Re: Nudie Books
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Playbirds! (reassuringly more expensive at £1.50!)


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 Post subject: Re: Nudie Books
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60+ anyone?


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 Post subject: Re: Nudie Books
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pooliecrab wrote:
60+ anyone?


Cue Monkeybutt!!!!!

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I thought he preferred Young and Milky?


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 Post subject: Re: Nudie Books
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When I was a student I shared a couple of digs with a gadgie from Yeovil we nicknamed 'Caveman'. He was a prodigious purchaser of pornography, which accelerated when we moved near to a shop called 'Supermags'.

He kept it all in a box in the bog, and when we moved out of one gaffe I was tasked with collecting it. Had to put it all in 2 black bags which I hauled over each shoulder.

In amongst it was all the usual Razzle, Fiesta, Escort, Club, Mayfair etc, but there were also some more specialist titles such as 40 Plus, Big and Fat, and the one that we used to leave on the coffee table when parents were visiting - Derriere. This is tame by today's standards, but was all about back door pleasure, full of close up pictures of lasses pulling their arse cheeks open.

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 Post subject: Re: Nudie Books
PostPosted: Wed May 31, 2017 9:50 pm 
I always liked the hairy birds, an unkempt quim was a challenge and the surprise of finding bits of food or jewellry was a treat.


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 Post subject: Re: Nudie Books
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As an apprentice I remember a group of other apprentices getting quite worked up looking at a certain page in an up market tit mag. After looking at what they were looking at, it turned out they were ignoring the nudes and getting fairly a roused by a gleaming carburettor. Oh dear.

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 Post subject: Re: Nudie Books
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don,t knock unlubricated parts.


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 Post subject: Re: Nudie Books
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As an apprentice I remember a group of other apprentices getting quite worked up looking at a certain page in an up market tit mag. After looking at what they were looking at, it turned out they were ignoring the nudes and getting fairly a roused by a gleaming carburettor. Oh dear.


I only bought em for them for the articles too! Honest!!!!!!!

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 Post subject: Re: Nudie Books
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This thread is pointless without pics.


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 Post subject: Re: Nudie Books
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There you go Mr Crab!

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 Post subject: Re: Nudie Books
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Fetish Bob you have a PM.


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