As we speak he's sat opposite Thierry Henry, surely he's a free agent? Amond has been screaming out for a strike partner all season?

Just tell him the taxi you are getting is going back to the 'hotel' and say go the sleep. He'll be alright about it I'm sure tomorrow we'll sort the boots out. I'm presuming Redknapp is injured but you can bring Alan Pardew if you want he can even do that dance and a team talk, he has fond memories of the Vic after all due to his clumsy blatant fouling team mate Richard Shaw.

Yeah Henry is a good hand that's for sure... And now that Gary's gone, we might need a lying cheat to replace him.

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Just tell him the taxi you are getting is going back to the 'hotel' and say go the sleep.[ustote]
Sounds a bit Chef Evans if you ask me!

Are you Irish by any chance?

I'd be perfectly happy for any of the Pools players to cheat like fook to win today, take some performance enhancing drugs, dive for penalties and use your hands.