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 Post subject: Give Coxall the money if......
PostPosted: Fri May 05, 2017 3:39 pm 
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...... he's prepared to turn up at the final whistle tomorrow and pick it up from a table on the centre spot. Of course the bag will contain Toy shop cash and be a truly fitting tribute to what he's put into the club.h

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Love It.......Monopoly money would be good as he likes property development.


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I discovered a wad of notes complete with elastic band in the dresser in our dining room. I was quite excited till the words 'Early Learning Centre' became legible. To be fair they looked real at a glance.

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Gary Coxall and his Fisher Price 'My First Football Club'. He's also fucked up his 'My First Construction Kit'.

His 'My First Company' and 'My First Insolvency' are nothing but distant memories.


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Surely 'Fishy Price' and 'Monopooly'..... There was that other game too 'Risk', also 'Snakes and Ladders', your shooting yo the top then suddenly your down at the bottom on your arse. Then there's 'ClueDoh' with the emphasis on the Doh.

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Football Club Operation, where you skillfully pick out all the useful bits, sell them on and keep the cash for yourself.

Guess Who the Mark Goldberg edition. Just guess who the feck he is.


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pooliecrab wrote:
Football Club Operation, where you skillfully pick out all the useful bits, sell them on and keep the cash for yourself.

Guess Who the Mark Goldberg edition. Just guess who the feck he is.

But their version of Football Club Operation doesn't make a buzz when the desired part is removed. Someone silenced the alarm and sold the battery.

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No way will Coxall turn up at the Vic again he's guano scared. Need somewhere neutral to drop off the bag of cash, I can arrange for an associate to hand over the funds in Pyongyang's main square, Coxall when you arrive just identify yourself by shouting "USA, USA" until my representative gives you what you are due.


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He can have £500k if he turns up at my local. The club is ours the payment is his. WALK AWAY !

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Fish Sands pre match, the seat of Hartlepool justice for years, I can knock up a wooden structure by dinner time.Will there be a trial before we find him guilty?
Any French connections?

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He's from Essex that's close enough to France as far as I'm concerned.

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Well according to 'reports' of the previous trial, the 'defendant' was described as hairy, smartly dressed, a jabbering attention seeker, no one could understand his accent and he appeared from nowhere.

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Snowy wrote:
Well according to 'reports' of the previous trial, the 'defendant' was described as hairy, smartly dressed, a jabbering attention seeker, no one could understand his accent and he appeared from nowhere.

Isn't that Gary Gibson?


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