Can`t sleep!

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Thu Apr 20, 2017 5:08 am

Woke up at 4, lying there thinking about PJ, he gets me so hot :razz:

PJPoolie · **Joined:** Wed Mar 06, 2013 6:28 pm **Posts:** 15342

Great post.

The type that gets message boards shut down that and great advert for the Trust....

(I'd delete it if I were you it's 5:24 in the morning it will be as if it was never here!)

pooliecrab · **Joined:** Tue Dec 16, 2014 9:31 pm **Posts:** 6028

I don't think he can now you've replied!

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Thu Apr 20, 2017 6:37 am

He could edit his post....I think!!!!

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36394

The only option is to bang out 40 new topics on any subject under the sun... Llama midwifery, Torpedo tube maintenance, sex change options for Guinea pigs, y'know, stuff like that.....but if Monkeybutt replies, you'll have to start all over again. Ah well.......

offshorepoolie · **Joined:** Wed Oct 14, 2009 7:32 pm **Posts:** 6011

That's it we're doomed no one will ever think we're detectives after this debacle

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Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36394

Defectives. :laugh:

Malcolm Dawes Knew My Father · **Joined:** Wed May 11, 2011 4:25 pm **Posts:** 4198

Snowy wrote:

The only option is to bang out 40 new topics on any subject under the sun... Llama midwifery, Torpedo tube maintenance, sex change options for Guinea pigs, y'know, stuff like that.....but if Monkeybutt replies, you'll have to start all over again. Ah well.......

We'll have less talk of banging anything out where Monkeybutt is concerned.

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Thu Apr 20, 2017 8:06 am

Malcolm Dawes Knew My Father wrote:

Snowy wrote:

The only option is to bang out 40 new topics on any subject under the sun... Llama midwifery, Torpedo tube maintenance, sex change options for Guinea pigs, y'know, stuff like that.....but if Monkeybutt replies, you'll have to start all over again. Ah well.......

We'll have less talk of banging anything out where Monkeybutt is concerned.

my report on Llama midwifery will be out later once I researched it, torpedo tube repairs could take a while longer but sex change options for guinea pigs is already a speciality subject and will be posted soon.

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Thu Apr 20, 2017 8:12 am

1. Guinea pigs DO NOT change sex. They are born male or female. The 'changing sex' myth has only come about through many mistaken gender incidents incurred at Snowy farms!

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36394

monkeybutt wrote:

1. Guinea pigs DO NOT change sex. They are born male or female. The 'changing sex' myth has only come about through many mistaken gender incidents incurred at Snowy farms!

You were one of the labs bigger mistaken gender incidents but we WILL find you.The net is closing!!!!!

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36394

Malcolm Dawes Knew My Father wrote:

Snowy wrote:

The only option is to bang out 40 new topics on any subject under the sun... Llama midwifery, Torpedo tube maintenance, sex change options for Guinea pigs, y'know, stuff like that.....but if Monkeybutt replies, you'll have to start all over again. Ah well.......

We'll have less talk of banging anything out where Monkeybutt is concerned.

It's the banging in you have to worry about!

The Bishop · **Posted:** Thu Apr 20, 2017 2:58 pm

monkeybutt wrote:

Woke up at 4, lying there thinking about PJ, he gets me so hot :razz:

PJPoolie wrote:

Great post.

The type that gets message boards shut down that and great advert for the Trust....

(I'd delete it if I were you it's 5:24 in the morning it will be as if it was never here!)

Question PJ, why would a board be closed down due to one persons possible (probably jocular) attraction to another? This is a modern World Don'tcha know? IMHO the "obsession" could be mutual (allegedly)!!!!! :laugh:

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Thu Apr 20, 2017 4:07 pm

The Bishop wrote:

monkeybutt wrote:

Woke up at 4, lying there thinking about PJ, he gets me so hot :razz:

PJPoolie wrote:

Great post.

The type that gets message boards shut down that and great advert for the Trust....

(I'd delete it if I were you it's 5:24 in the morning it will be as if it was never here!)

Question PJ, why would a board be closed down due to one persons possible (probably jocular) attraction to another? This is a modern World Don'tcha know? IMHO the "obsession" could be mutual (allegedly)!!!!! :laugh:

He has had a thing for me for a while, my original post was about alan sex and he

got touchy

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36394

Why don't you just get engaged then have a bunker wedding. Mind, it didn't work out well for Uncle Adolf.

PJPoolie · **Joined:** Wed Mar 06, 2013 6:28 pm **Posts:** 15342

My abysmal craic alarm is going apeshit here I'm probably going to have to take the batteries out.

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Thu Apr 20, 2017 4:47 pm

PJPoolie wrote:

My double ended dildo is going apeshit here I'm probably going to have to take the batteries out.

Keep it warm, be over soon :razz:

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