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Snowy
 Post subject: Dave Jones 'nous'
PostPosted: Thu Apr 20, 2017 10:15 am 
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According to the Mail Dave Jones is going to use his nous to help the lads on Saturday. Pity he didn't get it out and use it in January.

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 Post subject: Re: Dave Jones 'nous'
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Is that what he keeps up his jumper?
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 Post subject: Re: Dave Jones 'nous'
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I suspect it's battery powered and he's finally found the battery, probably a car battery...... probably flat.

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Is that the 'nous' they hung the monkey with?

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No
the monkey wasent that fat!
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whats a nous? where do you find it, is it in your genes?????

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 Post subject: Re: Dave Jones 'nous'
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He hasn't got any......simple as.
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He did have but-

Dave Jones nous lies a mouldering in the grave...
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Snowy
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We could organise a search party ?

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paulus the woodgnome and a side salad wrote:
Is that the 'nous' they hung the monkey with?

That one will be used if we don't get 3 points. It will need to be reinforced to take the weight of Coxall and whatever Dave Jones has been hiding up his jumper as it certainly isnt a surprise signing or a rabbit.
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Dave Jones 'nous'

Shit, just read this at 03:45 and thought it said something else!!!

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banghead Oh Dear, Daves at it again.
Read sport section in Northern Echo, does he think he is a jedi knight. more R2D2. banghead
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thedno wrote:
banghead Oh Dear, Daves at it again.
Read sport section in Northern Echo, does he think he is a jedi knight. more R2D2. banghead

R2D2 could be the name for next season's promotion dvd. Road to division 2.
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pooliecrab wrote:
thedno wrote:
banghead Oh Dear, Daves at it again.
Read sport section in Northern Echo, does he think he is a jedi knight. more R2D2. banghead

R2D2 could be the name for next season's promotion dvd. Road to division 2.

:laugh: :laugh:
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Snowy
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pooliecrab wrote:
thedno wrote:
banghead Oh Dear, Daves at it again.
Read sport section in Northern Echo, does he think he is a jedi knight. more R2D2. banghead

R2D2 could be the name for next season's promotion dvd. Road to division 2.

No mention of this seasons relegation video....?

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 Post subject: Re: Dave Jones 'nous'
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Snowy wrote:
pooliecrab wrote:
thedno wrote:
banghead Oh Dear, Daves at it again.
Read sport section in Northern Echo, does he think he is a jedi knight. more R2D2. banghead

R2D2 could be the name for next season's promotion dvd. Road to division 2.

No mention of this seasons relegation video....?


A No Hope?
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 Post subject: Re: Dave Jones 'nous'
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Scathing personal attack on Jones by Eddie Kyle on BBC Tees, all true mind you.
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What did Eddie Kyle say in summary? (By the way I really respect Eddie Kyle's opinion usually)
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Someone needs to get that man to the furthest fucking point from this club, and tell him to take Gary "I own loads of houses" Coxall with him as well.

Dickheads.
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Coxall and jones should be on jeremy kyle.
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Mark Simpson and Brian Honour pulling no punches at end of game about Jones
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Dalton'sHaircut wrote:
What did Eddie Kyle say in summary? (By the way I really respect Eddie Kyle's opinion usually)


Basically said that no players had improved under him and some had actually gone backwards, how he doesn't seem to inspire anyone from the dugout, he also said the pre warm up routine was a shambles
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If Jones has an ounce of nous he'd be driving at speed back to where he came from.

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