I am not your biggest fan and don't think you are good enough to captain my team but I am asking you to prove me wrong in the next two games. We are playing various Cock Knee chancers who are struggling and while they are down we need to make sure they stay down. Six points from these games will virtually see us safe so what you are lacking in ability let us see in effort. And the next time you are one on one with the goalkeeper for fuck's sake shoot!

Why do I feel this weird post would only be worthwhile read aloud with the backing music from 'Eminem - Stan'.

HahaI read it the same too


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Whatever happened to Dido?

Mutleys' Dildo? That was a brilliant thread

FCUK me an I don't swear, but Dido is older than me!!!!!!! (According to Wikipedia)

Captain Fantastic pulled off (not that way, Chipster, concentrate now) with ten minutes to go, maybe even the manager is now beginning to lose patience with the useless little tosser. He has a heart like a dormouse!

The manager certainly covered himself in glory today mind.

Better the heart of a dormouse than the brain.

I'm amazed how much Featherstone gets slated while you never hear a bad word about Alessandra. He can't do anything.

Featherstone was no worse than any other player out there. Only Fryer and Woods can really claim to have a net positive contribution.

I see no positives since he became manger. What exactly is he aiming to achieve.....? It makes you wonder.

The club is on the brink and some pathetic trolls would rather come on scoring points in their pathetic agenda against particular players