Come on you lot, own up.

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22568

Which one of you lot is wearing the wig???

http://www.lincolnshirelive.co.uk/woman ... story.html

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

Her husband has kiddy porn etc and only gets a little paragraph about him at the end

PJPoolie · **Joined:** Wed Mar 06, 2013 6:28 pm **Posts:** 15342

Those poor Dogs.

It's particularly poor that the St Bernard (Oscar) was named normally victims of this type of crime are more protected, I hope this doesn't stop other dogs coming forward in the future.

Also I found the picture of the Black Labrador useful in case you were wondering what one looked like.

verbalkint · **Joined:** Thu Dec 20, 2007 9:08 pm **Posts:** 3135

I once worked with a bloke who regularly used to shag hos alsation

someone caught him at it and reported him and he was put on trial for it

in the summing up by the judge he said it was the most disgusting depraved sickening act and said hoe low could he go !

to which he replied " I once had a Jack Russell " bbolt

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36386

Mind, it is Lincolnshire...... and Sleaford in particular.

appleyapper · **Joined:** Tue Dec 12, 2006 6:25 pm **Posts:** 483

Ha ha good old Sleaford I taught there for nearly 5 years a strange old place

Joe Mac · **Posted:** Thu Apr 13, 2017 9:33 am

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Thu Apr 13, 2017 10:07 am

So none of you have ever smeared a pouch of chum on your groin and got the dog to nosh it off eh?
Only did it a few times mind, zorba got a bit over zealous and nearly removed junior from his mooring, dark days indeed

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36386

You are not obliged to say anything, but anything you do say etc, etc, etc.....

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Thu Apr 13, 2017 10:58 am

Threw the girl in a river once, got into difficulties and had to retriever, ah well rover and out :animals-dogrun:

poolieinnottingham · **Posted:** Thu Apr 13, 2017 11:18 am

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER wrote:

Her husband has kiddy porn etc and only gets a little paragraph about him at the end

That's what I thought. Wouldn't surprise me if he forced her to do this either.

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36386

appleyapper wrote:

Ha ha good old Sleaford I taught there for nearly 5 years a strange old place

Been before but basically passing through, but the last time I was there was when we'd been to Coningsby and spent about four hours ( it seemed a lot longer) there, totally weird place, a touch of the League of Gentlemen.

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Thu Apr 13, 2017 1:11 pm

appleyapper wrote:

Ha ha good old Sleaford I taught there for nearly 5 years a strange old place

Me too at the secure unit, people are rare.

appleyapper · **Joined:** Tue Dec 12, 2006 6:25 pm **Posts:** 483

My friends came to visit and ended up calling it sleazy Sleaford

RAY52 · **Joined:** Sat Aug 11, 2007 7:36 pm **Posts:** 932

So will they go on the sex offenders register if the dogs were underage?
Maybe these people who always have a dog on their laps are secretively at it as well!

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36386

Can you imagine living there and letting the dog into the garden at night, it looks at you and suddenly says..." To be on the safe side, do you mind if I just sh1t in the dining room?"

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Thu Apr 13, 2017 5:19 pm

I haven't brushed up on my sex laws lately. Is it illegal in an RSPCA kind of way or in a Victorian outrage kind of way?

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Thu Apr 13, 2017 5:23 pm

I like to whippet out when at the dogs home :animals-dogrun:

Malcolm Dawes Knew My Father · **Joined:** Wed May 11, 2011 4:25 pm **Posts:** 4198

poolieinnottingham wrote:

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER wrote:

Her husband has kiddy porn etc and only gets a little paragraph about him at the end

That's what I thought. Wouldn't surprise me if he forced her to do this either.

I dunno Mr PIN - yonks ago -80s maybe?- an American woman psychologist taped hundreds of women talking about their sexual fantasies and put extracts in a book (which became a best seller, oddly enough). It turned out that congress with the pooch was on quite a few of the ladies' minds. But only as a fantasy!

verbalkint · **Joined:** Thu Dec 20, 2007 9:08 pm **Posts:** 3135

RAY52 wrote:

So will they go on the sex offenders register if the dogs were underage?
Maybe these people who always have a dog on their laps are secretively at it as well!

Yes she will be on the register she is a registered puppyphile

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Fri Apr 14, 2017 9:13 am

verbalkint wrote:

RAY52 wrote:

So will they go on the sex offenders register if the dogs were underage?
Maybe these people who always have a dog on their laps are secretively at it as well!

Yes she will be on the register she is a registered puppyphile

And they called it puppy love
Oh, I guess they'll never know
How the young heart really feels
And why I love us so

Come on you lot, own up.

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