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Matty_Robson's_Chin
 Post subject: Spare seat for return journey?
PostPosted: Wed Mar 22, 2017 11:13 am 
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Greetings chaps, I'm looking for a bit of help getting my mother home from Blackpool after the game on Saturday.
I'm getting her there but the bus home takes too long for an old bird.
I'll pay you fuel money for her.

Any help would be appreciated! :grin: :
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tREE_wiTH_hAMStER
 Post subject: Re: Spare seat for return journey?
PostPosted: Wed Mar 22, 2017 11:19 am 
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Be choosey or she might have to put up with monkeybutts crack.

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monkeybutt
 Post subject: Re: Spare seat for return journey?
PostPosted: Wed Mar 22, 2017 1:02 pm 
tREE_wiTH_hAMStER wrote:
Be choosey or she might have to put up with monkeybutts crack.


At least she wouldn`t have to park her arse on empty pizza boxes and endure the rancid aroma of stale garlic dip like in your Jalopy and it`s craic`` you door knob fucker :snooty:
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The Bishop
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monkeybutt wrote:
tREE_wiTH_hAMStER wrote:
Be choosey or she might have to put up with monkeybutts crack.


At least she wouldn`t have to park her arse on empty pizza boxes and endure the rancid aroma of stale garlic dip like in your Jalopy and it`s craic`` you door knob fucker :snooty:


Mr Butt your eloquent description would encourage me to have a lift with Tree (apart from the Door Knob sex)! clappp

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Mr Ripper
 Post subject: Re: Spare seat for return journey?
PostPosted: Wed Mar 22, 2017 5:40 pm 
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Matty_Robson's_Chin wrote:
Greetings chaps, I'm looking for a bit of help getting my mother home from Blackpool after the game on Saturday.
I'm getting her there but the bus home takes too long for an old bird.
I'll pay you fuel money for her.

Any help would be appreciated! :grin: :


:text-worthless: bbolt

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