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 Post subject: Stag & Monkey.
PostPosted: Wed Feb 22, 2017 8:17 pm 
Just been, if your ever thinking of going, dont!

We gave our 8 year old son the choice of where to eat, he said this place, we tried to talk him out of it, but hey he`s 8 and knows all :roll:

Fish and chips for the daughter, a first for me, tough cod sctatchinghead

Double cheeseburger for the boy with a crisp salad :laugh: , came with no cheese and a stale bun that collapsed when he picked it up, salad was limper than a porno star after an 8 hour shunt.

I had a burrito and it came with anemic chips, gloop in a bowl, got to be honest and it wasn`t great, all the sour cream was in 1 mouthful and none anywhere else, the rest was rice and some protein variety.

The wife had scampi and it was watery.

My knife had the last persons dinner still on it!

The waiter had stale beer breath.

Oh and a child screamed for the 40 minutes we were there :angry-screaming:

So all in all a culinary delight banghead


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 Post subject: Re: Stag & Monkey.
PostPosted: Wed Feb 22, 2017 8:27 pm 
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I wouldn't go near the Slag and Junkie if you paid me.

Microwaved crap.

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 Post subject: Re: Stag & Monkey.
PostPosted: Wed Feb 22, 2017 8:40 pm 
tREE_wiTH_hAMStER wrote:
I wouldn't go near the Slag and Junkie if you paid me.

Microwaved crap.


I actually use you as my bar setting for food establishments but on this occasion it was his choice, thankfully he has said he never wants to go there again, food for the masses who can`t distinguish their elbow from their asses!


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 Post subject: Re: Stag & Monkey.
PostPosted: Wed Feb 22, 2017 8:40 pm 
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Awful place. Should have gone to OK Diner!!


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 Post subject: Re: Stag & Monkey.
PostPosted: Wed Feb 22, 2017 8:48 pm 
ElvisC wrote:
Awful place. Should have gone to OK Diner!!


You are joking right?


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 Post subject: Re: Stag & Monkey.
PostPosted: Wed Feb 22, 2017 9:18 pm 
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I'd would have said the Beer must have been alright if the Waiter reeked off it . sctatchinghead


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 Post subject: Re: Stag & Monkey.
PostPosted: Wed Feb 22, 2017 9:58 pm 
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Been there once out of curiosity, never again, food I wouldn,t give the dog and the " real ale" Really? was what I would imagine cat piss tastes like and the clientele!!!!! say no more. Shite hole!!!

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 Post subject: Re: Stag & Monkey.
PostPosted: Wed Feb 22, 2017 10:00 pm 
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monkeybutt wrote:
ElvisC wrote:
Awful place. Should have gone to OK Diner!!


You are joking right?



Errr..yup!


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 Post subject: Re: Stag & Monkey.
PostPosted: Thu Feb 23, 2017 12:49 pm 
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Seems so hit and miss, I know a lad who went in for a beer and wouldn't let him sit down and have a pint as wasn't ordering food so was told had to stand at the bar, even though plenty of tables. He has never been back..


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 Post subject: Re: Stag & Monkey.
PostPosted: Thu Feb 23, 2017 1:07 pm 
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It sounds like hell on earth.

A bit like the place on the roundabout near the hospital.

Why would you go there? Why?

Unless you have kids, very young kids.

Nowt worse than going out for a pub meal to find the place overrun with brats and parents that dont give a fuck.

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 Post subject: Re: Stag & Monkey.
PostPosted: Thu Feb 23, 2017 1:12 pm 
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It will be soon be one of my (sort of) locals as I'm moving off Brierton Lane.

Contrary to the above, I've heard it's a decent boozer. I wouldn't want to eat in there anyway. Guess it depends on perspective.


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 Post subject: Re: Stag & Monkey.
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You can't go wrong with the Fens for proper pub food.

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 Post subject: Re: Stag & Monkey.
PostPosted: Thu Feb 23, 2017 1:24 pm 
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The only way a Michelin arrives there is if they're on a car.

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 Post subject: Re: Stag & Monkey.
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All frozen shit from 3663

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 Post subject: Re: Stag & Monkey.
PostPosted: Thu Feb 23, 2017 1:33 pm 
tREE_wiTH_hAMStER wrote:
All frozen guano from 3663


Do you know what 3663 stands for? apart from guano I mean, the numbers.


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 Post subject: Re: Stag & Monkey.
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monkeybutt wrote:
tREE_wiTH_hAMStER wrote:
All frozen guano from 3663


Do you know what 3663 stands for? apart from guano I mean, the numbers.


I wondered this for a while, and it dawned on me that 3663 on a telephone keypad with letters (like sending a text on an old Nokia) would be FOOD. I might be way off, like.


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 Post subject: Re: Stag & Monkey.
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monkeybutt wrote:
tREE_wiTH_hAMStER wrote:
All frozen guano from 3663


Do you know what 3663 stands for? apart from guano I mean, the numbers.


As per answer above. :laugh:

Think they changed their name recently but may be wrong.

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 Post subject: Re: Stag & Monkey.
PostPosted: Thu Feb 23, 2017 3:38 pm 
stevetuplingsmullet wrote:
monkeybutt wrote:
tREE_wiTH_hAMStER wrote:
All frozen guano from 3663


Do you know what 3663 stands for? apart from guano I mean, the numbers.


I wondered this for a while, and it dawned on me that 3663 on a telephone keypad with letters (like sending a text on an old Nokia) would be FOOD. I might be way off, like.


We have a winner, ding ding ding clappp


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 Post subject: Re: Stag & Monkey.
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monkeybutt wrote:
tREE_wiTH_hAMStER wrote:
I wouldn't go near the Slag and Junkie if you paid me.

Microwaved crap.


I actually use you as my bar setting for food establishments but on this occasion it was his choice, thankfully he has said he never wants to go there again, food for the masses who can`t distinguish their elbow from their asses!



i think the foods lush !


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 Post subject: Re: Stag & Monkey.
PostPosted: Thu Feb 23, 2017 10:25 pm 
verbalkint wrote:
monkeybutt wrote:
tREE_wiTH_hAMStER wrote:
I wouldn't go near the Slag and Junkie if you paid me.

Microwaved crap.


I actually use you as my bar setting for food establishments but on this occasion it was his choice, thankfully he has said he never wants to go there again, food for the masses who can`t distinguish their elbow from their asses!



i think the foods lush !


That`s because everything you eat comes from Iceland :hand:


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