At work today, and one of the lads mentioned, "What a pair of Bristol Citys" on a certain female customer. Whilst viewing, made me think how many names the British use for the term, Breasts.
Surely this would be a record breaking thread on The Bunker!

Jessies!

Who`s next!

Rack

darlo supporters

i think we've done this before courtesy of a thread started by poolieinnottingham...

still, it's probably worth having another good think about breasts.

Chebs.

Milk Monitors

melon smuggler

mammary glands

bazookas, beauties, puppies, the list is endless

shelf

Let me get my hands
On your mammary glands
And let me get your head
On the conjugal bed
I say, I say, I say


I crack the whip
And you skip
But you deserve it
You deserve it, deserve it, deserve it...

Top Bollocks

ah but Daniel, when we're in the scholarly room who will swallow whom?!

breasticles

boobie pie [or booby pie for mr PoolieMad...]

er, tits

knockers

I put together the following alphabetical list anyway. It will save others the hassle...

Air Bags
Arm Rests
Ballermen
Balloons
Balongas
Barackas
Bass Drums
Bazongas
Bazookas
Bazooms
Big-ones
Big 'Uns
Binoculars
Bodacious Ta-Ta's
Bongos
Boobies
Booblets (for small ones)
Boobs
Boulders
Bouncers
Bouncing Betties
Breakfast, dinner and everything in between
Breasts
Breastisists
Cabbobbas
Cajungas
Cantelopes
Chest
Chestnuts
Chi Chi's
Chickies
Coconuts
Conversation Pieces
Crowd Pleasers
Cum Recepticles
Cupcakes
Deals
Dick Squeezers
Dingers
Dual Air Bags
Dueling Banjos
Ear Warmers
Entertainment
Erotic Volcanos
Flesh Pillows
Flippers
Floaters
Flotation Devices
Fog Lights
French Horns
Fried Eggs
Fun Bags
Gifts
Golden Bozos
Guns
Guzzongas
Hand Warmers
Headlights
Heavens in your hands
Heaves o' Heavan
Hills
Hogans
Honkers
Hooters
Incentives
Jigglers
Jingle Bells (During Christmas Time)
Jobblies
Joy Buzzers
Jugoombies
Jugs
Jumblies
Knobs
Lactation Stations
Lefty & Righty
Lil 'Uns
Lolas
Lollipops
Love Humps
Love Muffins
Lunch Trays
Kittens
Magic Mountains
Mammaries
Mammery Cannons
Massive Melons
Melons
Milk Jugs
Milk Wagons
Missles
Mosquito Bites
Mounds
Mountains
Mountains of Love
Mountains of Perfection
Muffins
Nay-Nays
Nipple Cushions
Nockers
Non-Dairy Creamers
Nugens
Pacifiers
Pair
Party Favors
Party Hats
Peaks
Penis Pillows
Penis Pleasers
Penis Warmers
Pillows
Pints
Play Toys
Puppies
Purple People Eaters
Quicker Sticker Uppers
Rack
Radio Dials
Recliners
Riding Handles
Ripe Flesh
Rocky Mountains
Set
Smarties
Snack Trays
Stacks
Squeezables
Sweater Kittens
Taters
Thingys
Tits
Titymackers
Tomatoes
Tonkers
Torpedoes
Tracks o' land
Twangers
Twin Peaks
Twins
Warheads
Wazoos
Weapons
Whammies
Whoahs
Whoppers
Window Displays
Winnebago's
Wobblers
Woffers
Yaboos
Yazoos
Yummys
Zambonies
Zepplin

there endeth that game methinks!

Well...
I know what hands are for
And I'd like to help myself...

I would like to give you what I think you're asking for...

Dibby Doo's

Penis warmers?

You forgot BAPS. Or the alternative, waps.

You missed chesticles.

Blame the Americans. Its their list..oh, *cough* erm *cough* I mean my own list....

top bollocks

Arse Cheeks With Nipples

Ant and Dec....?

Rufus is a tit man
Suckin' on his mamma's gland
Suckin' on the nipple
It's a sweeter than the ripple wine.
Yes its sweeter than the wine.
You can tell by the way the boy burps
that it's gotta taste fine.

Marco Polo craved the spice and silk
And Rufus craves the mamma's milk
No moo-cow no billy-goat
Is gonna get the baby's vote.
Come on mamma,
Come on and open up your shirt
Yeah you've got the goods mamma
Give the little boy a squirt.

For my lungs and my liver
I do definitely fear.
I like to suck on cigarettes
And drink the wine and beer.
The doctor says I'm oral
And I believe it's true.
Ah son you look so satisfied
I envy you.

So put Rufus on the left one
And put me right on the right
And like Romulus and Remus
We'll suck all night.
Come on mamma
Come on and lactate awhile.
Yeah look down on us mamma
And flash us a Madonna smile.