Depressing

shilts · **Joined:** Tue Sep 03, 2013 9:32 pm **Posts:** 1573

I appreciate this isn't life and death but fuck me, everything Pools really is bollocks at the moment.

Financial meltdown.

Very rubbish team/squad.

Miserable manager.

Depressed fans.

Can anyone offer anything positive please? Must be Pools related.

Thanks

Aberdeen Pools · **Posted:** Mon Feb 13, 2017 7:04 pm

You won't have to suffer for much longer? One way or another?

shilts · **Joined:** Tue Sep 03, 2013 9:32 pm **Posts:** 1573

Hmmm. I suppose it's a reasonable start Mr Aberdeen but I'm wanting a bit more than that.....needy as I am

Brian Honour's Left Foot · **Posted:** Mon Feb 13, 2017 7:11 pm

Our worst defeat to Plymouth at home was 8-1 - it won't be that bad on Saturday?

The Colonel · **Joined:** Mon Aug 21, 2006 8:49 am **Posts:** 4891

shilts wrote:

I appreciate this isn't life and death but fuck me, everything Pools really is bollocks at the moment.

Financial meltdown.

Very rubbish team/squad.

Miserable manager.

Depressed fans.

Can anyone offer anything positive please? Must be Pools related.

Thanks

You will soon be able to but a luxury flat overlooking the rink end. rolf

Well when I say soon, I wouldnt be holding your breath for too long.

poolietim · **Posted:** Mon Feb 13, 2017 7:16 pm

At least we don't have to worry about squad rotation for the Europa League

That must be a right royal pain in the arse

The Colonel · **Joined:** Mon Aug 21, 2006 8:49 am **Posts:** 4891

Although I must qualify that by saying the rink end might not be there by the time the 5* luxury flats are built.

Pools will be playing at Queens meadow, or somewhere.

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37684

We blame the players, but something seemed to happen at the start of the season that seemed to put players and managers attitude on a downer.
It's like the club is a hall of mirrors where nothing makes sense.
The club is like a ship drifting towards the rocks and someone has sold the scrapping rights instead of fixing the engine.

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37684

The Colonel wrote:

Although I must qualify that by saying the rink end might not be there by the time the 5* luxury flats are built.

Pools will be playing at Queens meadow, or somewhere.

Aye, in a 800 seat community stadium. State of the art for the Northern League.

pooliecrab · **Joined:** Tue Dec 16, 2014 9:31 pm **Posts:** 6028

We could potentially have a strong squad for the division next season. Depending on how many more players are being shipped out without replacements of course.

shilts · **Joined:** Tue Sep 03, 2013 9:32 pm **Posts:** 1573

Brian Honour's Left Foot wrote:

Our worst defeat to Plymouth at home was 8-1 - it won't be that bad on Saturday?

I'd still be quite sad at 7-1 though

shilts · **Joined:** Tue Sep 03, 2013 9:32 pm **Posts:** 1573

poolietim wrote:

At least we don't have to worry about squad rotation for the Europa League

That must be a right royal pain in the arse

Now this does cheer me up

Yossarian · **Joined:** Sun Oct 28, 2007 5:29 pm **Posts:** 801

You have the mental strength character and intelligence to support your local team, and are not a sad insecure feeble minded glory supporter wearing some polyester monstrosity that cost you £60 and never actually going to a real football match, cos real fans show there support by watching sky sports. However bad Pools get, you are in an infinitely better position than people like that.

shilts · **Joined:** Tue Sep 03, 2013 9:32 pm **Posts:** 1573

The Colonel wrote:

Although I must qualify that by saying the rink end might not be there by the time the 5* luxury flats are built.

Pools will be playing at Queens meadow, or somewhere.

Mr Colonel, yours started positive but you then ruined it with this post.

Kinell.

shilts · **Joined:** Tue Sep 03, 2013 9:32 pm **Posts:** 1573

Yossarian wrote:

You have the mental strength character and intelligence to support your local team, and are not a sad insecure feeble minded glory supporter wearing some polyester monstrosity that cost you £60 and never actually going to a real football match, cos real fans show there support by watching sky sports. However bad Pools get, you are in an infinitely better position than people like that.

Boom.

I think we have a winner.

Hope and faith restored.

KeithNobbsBigToe · **Joined:** Wed May 01, 2013 11:32 pm **Posts:** 1057

Fuck coxall and his ways

Stay away for the next home game, and use the £20 to join the trust instead - short term pain, long term saviour.

Chrissy Stevo · **Posted:** Mon Feb 13, 2017 11:27 pm

If you keep your ticket stubs for the next 6 home games you will get first dibs on a semi detached property on the mill house village.

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yloop · **Posted:** Mon Feb 13, 2017 11:28 pm

Northern Gas & Power Cuthbert.

Chrissy Stevo · **Posted:** Mon Feb 13, 2017 11:30 pm

Great name!

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Pooly_Imp · **Joined:** Fri Jun 03, 2011 1:36 pm **Posts:** 2889

Brian Honour's Left Foot wrote:

Our worst defeat to Plymouth at home was 8-1 - it won't be that bad on Saturday?

Yikes I was there for that! Paul Dalton scoring for Plymouth. Nicky Peverell getting the least pleasing Pools goal ever.

ToTheHartlepool2-0 · **Joined:** Sat Jan 31, 2015 6:08 pm **Posts:** 1333

Dear Shilts,

The south coast is pleasant at times and some options for Pools to visit there next season. And of course old friends Seagul, Seagul, Seagul aka old friends Torquay United although they like us are a bit guano at the moment.

shilts · **Joined:** Tue Sep 03, 2013 9:32 pm **Posts:** 1573

KeithNobbsBigToe wrote:

Fuck coxall and his ways

Stay away for the next home game, and use the £20 to join the trust instead - short term pain, long term saviour.

Errmm, I'm part of the STE I'm afraid

shilts · **Joined:** Tue Sep 03, 2013 9:32 pm **Posts:** 1573

ToTheHartlepool2-0 wrote:

Dear Shilts,

The south coast is pleasant at times and some options for Pools to visit there next season. And of course old friends Seagul, Seagul, Seagul aka old friends Torquay United although they like us are a bit guano at the moment.

Fairly positive. I like the south coast and having been to Exeter and Plymouth it would be nice to complete the set with Torquay.

shilts · **Joined:** Tue Sep 03, 2013 9:32 pm **Posts:** 1573

Chrissy Stevo wrote:

If you keep your ticket stubs for the next 6 home games you will get first dibs on a semi detached property on the mill house village.

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Jeez, I'm not made of money. For that prime location I'll be priced out.

The Colonel · **Joined:** Mon Aug 21, 2006 8:49 am **Posts:** 4891

shilts wrote:

The Colonel wrote:

Although I must qualify that by saying the rink end might not be there by the time the 5* luxury flats are built.

Pools will be playing at Queens meadow, or somewhere.

Mr Colonel, yours started positive but you then ruined it with this post.

Kinell.

And whats wrong with your £300k flat backing onto Belk Street? :angry-tappingfoot:

pooliecrab · **Joined:** Tue Dec 16, 2014 9:31 pm **Posts:** 6028

I just hope the jet setters who stop over in the luxury hotel aren't too rowdy when they're drinking cameron's champagne and eating North sea caviar.

ElvisC · **Joined:** Mon Aug 15, 2011 9:55 am **Posts:** 4504

The Elcho Fisheries have started stocking up. Rob and Regs barbers in Raby Road has already been subject to an offer by Nicky Clarke , and Donatellos Pizza is going to be Gino DeCampos new gaff.

The Colonel · **Joined:** Mon Aug 21, 2006 8:49 am **Posts:** 4891

Oh give over, not another one that has falling for Coxalls tweets. :angry-tappingfoot:

The Colonel · **Joined:** Mon Aug 21, 2006 8:49 am **Posts:** 4891

Whilst we are on though:

Lets just say the following happens:

The Council/Coxall agree on the MillHouse masterplan.

Bear with me:

The whole area is to be regenerated, and they both agree that Coxall gets some land, elsewhere, to house Pools.

Hartlepool loses, its leisure centre, its bowls club, its skate park, and its football ground.

What exactly does that leave to town left with?

Can someone who is all for this thing, and I know you are reading and are out there, please explain to me what or how this benefits Hartlepool?

Come on now, dont be shy. Tell me your good feelings.

I can be patient.

pooliecrab · **Joined:** Tue Dec 16, 2014 9:31 pm **Posts:** 6028

Hartlepool will be outgrown by surrounding villages of Wynayrd and Bishop Cuthbert. The town folk will be forced to swim round the pensioners at Hartfields swimming pool and then head up to Wynyard football club to see northern league leaders Hartlepool at the Sage n Toblerone stadium.

grabec · **Joined:** Thu Jun 04, 2015 10:45 am **Posts:** 830

The Colonel wrote:

Come on now, dont be shy. Tell me your good feelings.

No. Now go and have a cup of coffee and a biscuit.

KeithNobbsBigToe · **Joined:** Wed May 01, 2013 11:32 pm **Posts:** 1057

shilts wrote:

KeithNobbsBigToe wrote:

Fuck coxall and his ways

Stay away for the next home game, and use the £20 to join the trust instead - short term pain, long term saviour.

Errmm, I'm part of the STE I'm afraid

Fair point

Erm

Go on a crowd funding site to raise £20 to join the trust....

Depressing

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