There Are Some Things...

ElvisC · **Joined:** Mon Aug 15, 2011 9:55 am **Posts:** 4504

...You can't cover up with lipstick and powder.

Tell me a better opening line to a song than that. Go on...tell me. :clap:

bresslaw · **Joined:** Sat Aug 19, 2006 10:45 am **Posts:** 2411

'I love a good bum on a woman, it makes my day..'

Grayhoundend · **Joined:** Tue Aug 19, 2014 12:13 pm **Posts:** 7625

is you is , or is you ain,t my baby

beat that

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Wed Feb 08, 2017 4:33 pm

Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away..

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22671

You talk like Marlene Dietrich, and you dance like Zizi JeanMarie.

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22671

or....

If I give up the seat I've been saving
To some elderly lady or man

Well actually the first line isn't anything special but the song is modern poetry.

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22671

She.........s aaaaaa, big fat cow bag, twice the size of me.

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22671

The strait jacket of true love's fine,
If you're Houdini, in your spare time.

Warwick Hunt · **Posted:** Wed Feb 08, 2017 4:51 pm

I live on an apartment on the 99th floor on my block.

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

If you're alone and you need a friend

kevin pooles gloves · **Joined:** Tue Oct 07, 2014 2:28 pm **Posts:** 9712

Me brothers in borstall

offshorepoolie · **Joined:** Wed Oct 14, 2009 7:32 pm **Posts:** 6011

Get yer hits out for the lads

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monkeybutt · **Posted:** Wed Feb 08, 2017 5:00 pm

All your friends are kunts/your mother is a ballpoint pen thief...

Warwick Hunt · **Posted:** Wed Feb 08, 2017 5:33 pm

Punctured bicycle on a hillside desolate

KeithNobbsBigToe · **Joined:** Wed May 01, 2013 11:32 pm **Posts:** 1057

Some people think I'm nasty
Some say I have my moods
Bit I think I'm fantastic
Because I'm so fucking rude. ...

demented twig · **Joined:** Mon Feb 20, 2012 10:09 pm **Posts:** 1043

god is a concept by which we measure our pain

KeithNobbsBigToe · **Joined:** Wed May 01, 2013 11:32 pm **Posts:** 1057

Finished with my woman cos she wouldn't help me with my mind.

The Bishop · **Posted:** Wed Feb 08, 2017 7:06 pm

It may have been Camelot for Jack and Jacqueline.....

Doris Tissot · **Joined:** Sat Jan 31, 2015 11:12 pm **Posts:** 46

It was the biggest cock you've ever seen, but you've no idea where that cock has been

Sussex UK · **Joined:** Wed Dec 28, 2016 10:34 pm **Posts:** 3580

Easy winner here..Ian Drury's." Plaistow Patricia".

SandyBanks · **Joined:** Fri Sep 08, 2006 8:50 pm **Posts:** 120

When the party hit full swing
I saw you come reeling in
With that 6 pack in a strangle hold

WestParkPoolie · **Posted:** Wed Feb 08, 2017 8:46 pm

"Bless my cotton socks, I'm in the news..."

demented twig · **Joined:** Mon Feb 20, 2012 10:09 pm **Posts:** 1043

Someday I'm going to smack your face

misterb2001 · **Posted:** Wed Feb 08, 2017 9:08 pm

Went to John's rave with Ron and Dave and met a New Wave blonde babe with half of her head shaved...

yloop · **Posted:** Wed Feb 08, 2017 9:24 pm

Two little boys had two little toys...

alibarthez · **Joined:** Tue Nov 25, 2014 10:06 pm **Posts:** 1072

Well you're dirty and sweet, clad in black don't look back and I love you.

The Fat Man · **Joined:** Wed Jun 10, 2009 4:03 pm **Posts:** 2107

Doris Tissot wrote:

It was the biggest cock you've ever seen, but you've no idea where that cock has been

That was going to be mine. Arab Strap. Quality LP.

ElvisC · **Joined:** Mon Aug 15, 2011 9:55 am **Posts:** 4504

demented twig wrote:

Someday I'm going to smack your face

Had that on tonight after somebody reckoned "Marquee Moon" was the best album of 1977!!! Nah...second best maybe!

The Bishop · **Posted:** Wed Feb 08, 2017 10:50 pm

I never thought it would happen, with me and the girl from Clapham.

Bossa Nova · **Joined:** Sun Feb 01, 2015 1:51 am **Posts:** 376

"There will be many other nights like this
and I'll be standing here with someone new"

UnreliableSalopian · **Posted:** Wed Feb 08, 2017 11:17 pm

"We sat and decided as the seasons collided that our love was fairly Utopian...."

Alternatively - "Please allow me to introduce myself, I'm a man of wealth and taste...."

born toulouse · **Posted:** Wed Feb 08, 2017 11:41 pm

123 456 going to do song and it goes like this.

born toulouse · **Posted:** Wed Feb 08, 2017 11:41 pm

born toulouse · **Posted:** Wed Feb 08, 2017 11:42 pm

I am an anti-christ, I am an anarchist.

born toulouse · **Posted:** Wed Feb 08, 2017 11:42 pm

Cheap holidays in other people's misery.

born toulouse · **Posted:** Wed Feb 08, 2017 11:43 pm

No,no,no,no,no I'm not a juvenile delinquent.

born toulouse · **Posted:** Wed Feb 08, 2017 11:45 pm

One Sunday morning while doing the rounds, I took a shot of cocaine then I shot my woman down.

born toulouse · **Posted:** Wed Feb 08, 2017 11:46 pm

Sun is shining, weather is sweet yeah.

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Thu Feb 09, 2017 1:08 am

Well you didn't wake up this morning 'cause you didn't go to bed

demented twig · **Joined:** Mon Feb 20, 2012 10:09 pm **Posts:** 1043

ElvisC wrote:

demented twig wrote:

Someday I'm going to smack your face

Had that on tonight after somebody reckoned "Marquee Moon" was the best album of 1977!!! Nah...second best maybe!

got to be rattus for me like

Benny the Ball · **Joined:** Sat Sep 15, 2007 8:27 pm **Posts:** 185

ElvisC wrote:

...You can't cover up with lipstick and powder.

Tell me a better opening line to a song than that. Go on...tell me. :clap:

Well reading this and having read the madness going on on social media the past few days round here its got to be

You've got your mother in a whirl
She's not sure if you're a boy or a girl

ElvisC · **Joined:** Mon Aug 15, 2011 9:55 am **Posts:** 4504

born toulouse wrote:

123 456 going to do song and it goes like this.

Stranglehold. UK Subs!

paulus the woodgnome and a side salad · **Posted:** Thu Feb 09, 2017 1:52 pm

"There's more besides joyrides little house in the countryside...

born toulouse · **Posted:** Thu Feb 09, 2017 2:27 pm

ElvisC wrote:

born toulouse wrote:

123 456 going to do song and it goes like this.

Stranglehold. UK Subs!

Yep. They didn't have that many good songs but that is a genuinely great opening and their finest moment.

ed-t-ball · **Posted:** Thu Feb 09, 2017 2:38 pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=naOJ8qEsIhA

Can't make out the first line cos' its a bit of a drawl but the title and line
"Liver big as Hartlepool" is great.

Joe Mac · **Posted:** Thu Feb 09, 2017 3:26 pm

5 bad boys wit da power to rock you. Blowin ya mind so ya gotta get into

minesapint · **Joined:** Fri Jan 29, 2016 9:48 am **Posts:** 13

As I was goin' over the Cork and Kerry mountains.
I saw Captain Farrell and his money he was countin'.
I first produced my pistol and then produced my rapier.
I said stand o'er and deliver or the devil he may take ya.

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Thu Feb 09, 2017 5:31 pm

I saw a werewolf with a Chinese menu in his hand
Walking through the streets of Soho in the rain

offshorepoolie · **Joined:** Wed Oct 14, 2009 7:32 pm **Posts:** 6011

Politicians hide themselves away
They only started the war
Why should they go out to fight?
They leave that role to the poor

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Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37684

A winters day,
in a deep and dark December......

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